Three useful steps

this one short post okeyhs..

So this is how you can make a successful minah-certified eyebrows. if eu wanna be a minah, eu must looked like a minah. to achieve the minah-certified look, difficult okeyh. eu tinq easy is it. ahhh. read,understand & apply ok. RUA.


Step One: Shave fully both sides of your eyebrows ahq.

Step Two: take a eyebrow liner . eu can go by at mustaffa ahq. cheap cheap. expensive no money siyarq. then ahq. the colour got a lot ahq. so recommended is... RED. make sure ahq cuz other colours not nice lahq siyarl.

Step Three: draw a nike logo on your eywbrows. eu know nike ahq. don tell me eu dunno siyorl. then eu failed already. haven't try already failed ehq.

special tip to consider: try to make both sides have a perfect mirror reflection.. so try use mirror on ur forehead ahq.

can ahq? now you try. R.U.A. remember ahq. this is oni a minah-eyebrow. still got make-up, clothes, language, shoes, nails, and so on ahq. but start with the basics okeyh??? okeyhh now go.

Eu got me Thinqinq

1) Minah minah dunno how to make up, bertepek2 end up look like bapok. (haiyorh. ai add video minah make up tutorial ready karn. still dunno how to make up siyarq. end up i donno eu minah or eu bapok siyoirl)

2) Mat mat yang with the minah minah seksi2 i mean seksa2, ini for show gitu ehq? jadi up to standard lahq. is it mcm tuh? i dunno siyorl.

3) Minah minah yang berdrama mama pat tepi jalan attention seeqing ni semua lahq ehq. sengajer lahq gitue? jadiq dapat publisiti sikit ker? kalau taq aper siyarq?

Okeyh ehq. untok bebudak yang dapat o level results. yang bagos tuh congratz jeq lahq kan. yang taq bagus tuhq kan.. fail ker. terok sampai ite pon taknaq ker. congratz jugaq sebab korang officially accepted to mai clique lahq siyorl. THEMAT-THEMINAH. amaciyammm? baek bodoh.

that YP moh kena rembart dok.

this one ahq storie i wanna share wif eu all arh ehq. don wanna read, your pasal ahq.

got this one unfortunate afternoon i was seliping in mai bed like that ahq. and then karn. like waddafarq like that eu knoe. eu knoe why or not. eu dunno rite? ahahahqq. i knoe lahq eu dunno. ok lahq i tell eu. yah lahq eu read this bloq cors eu wanna know rite? eu donwan why eu read? hahaq. bodoh. alamak ai sidetraq so march like that ehq.

okeyy i tell eu. that afternoon lahq ehq i seliping then karns i was awoken to this his-tari-curl (i dono how to spell lahq siyarq) YP siyarq. kimaq. ai seliping like seliping beauty skully he shout2 like one idiotiq mat that has sucessfully lost it siyorl. so eu knoe lahq ward happen karn. first ehq i try ignore lahq. waste mai blardy time. beh the more ai ignore the more noisy siyorl. kimaq. so next i kaypoh lahq ehq. skully siyarllah. YP. yahq YP. (for the benefit of those who dono lahq kan YP stands for Young-people age 12 - 18. actually. but it is a bad thinq okayh? cuz karn, its being used oni in a bad situation. like this case like that lahq ehq. siyarq betorl.)

after being a kaypo nyonya for like a few minutes peeping from window to window cuz they run run like drama mama.
CASTS : his-tari-curl YP mat ; YP minah; extra mat

then ahq i fed-up ahq. i shout asq them sharrdap lahq siyorl. then i tinq the yp minah paisey liao. go run dunno where. then the yp mat follow. then i dun care ready cuz they far far awae. like that ahq my storie. binget bodoh. kiwarq. wanna drama mama at my place. *R&o729*Q*Q&Q&3#* .

*Blowing of dust*

oh. We seriously need to do something for this space here. No, fellow readers. Not today. I'm too tired. and Braindead you see.

Till then.

Love,
TheMinah

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