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From:
Date: Mon, Apr 12, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Subject: The Mat Pilot
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
A member of mine ahq who just got his job as a pilot was fired a few days back lahq siarq. Sad karns? Den i ask him ahq. wat happen? So he told me his story..
As it was his first time and considered he was very new, he oni get to become the co-pilot lahq euu see. Upon reaching 2000 feet,the helicopter suddenly lost control and crashed. I duno how lahq but my member survived lahq seii... The rest all died eu see. So he had to go through some investigations. When they asked him," why did your helicopter lose control and crash?"
My member said," I dunno lahhhq,but i remember ,oh yahq i remember ahhq at 2000 feet,sooooo cold lahh you know. So i OFF THE FAN lahhhq."
Kimarq!!! no wonder lahq karn we don see many mats becoming pilots... my member ahq.. relii ahq..
Monday, April 12, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Joke for today. (Received Via Email & Edited)
Before I start this entry ahq, I want to apologize for the previous entries. Which some of you claimed it to be contradicting or racist whatever lahq ehq. It was not on purpose. As euu knw, when people take emotions control over their mind and body, things would become worse. And den evryting go wrong lahq seii!!! & don't eu ever criticise/blame the minah ehq. ONLY I CAN DO THAT! undastand or not? buto ahq. We are not as stupid as you tinq we are okeyh?
Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!
okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.
okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.
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From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.
(Begins.)
A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)
When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."
The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)
The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"
The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)
The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..
Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???
Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.
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that's where you are WRONG!!!!
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...
Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!
Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )
To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)
Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!
okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.
okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.
(Begins.)
A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)
When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."
The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)
The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"
The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)
The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..
Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???
Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
that's where you are WRONG!!!!
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...
Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!
Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )
To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)
Friday, April 9, 2010
Lermek.. Some people too dumb lahq siyarl that i have to RE-POST.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11
SOME PEOPLE LA EHQ.
Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.
Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.
So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.
Ps: If i nid to repeat this post every 1 - 2 months, can die lahq bodo.
I want to be lame ke want to do wat ke. my pasal ahq!!!
Critism? I smell jealousy lahq seii.
SOME PEOPLE LA EHQ.
Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.
Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.
So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.
Ps: If i nid to repeat this post every 1 - 2 months, can die lahq bodo.
I want to be lame ke want to do wat ke. my pasal ahq!!!
Critism? I smell jealousy lahq seii.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
frust tonggek today lahq ehq.
CONTENTS OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED.
okeyh lahq ehq. im not that mean. i decided to remove diz post ahq. when i type this post one of the species was realli bugging me. so datz the why i type diz post lahq karns..
sorrie dorrie stawbewwie lahq!
Love
The Minah
okeyh lahq ehq. im not that mean. i decided to remove diz post ahq. when i type this post one of the species was realli bugging me. so datz the why i type diz post lahq karns..
sorrie dorrie stawbewwie lahq!
Love
The Minah
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Before.... And then What???!! After lahq!!! kiwarq!
(APRIL FOOL'S SPE-SIYARLS)
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From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: Before & After
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
ahq! dis one ahq email. den the email in malay lahq. kiwarq! euu tinq i not tired ahq change & translate for euu all. i told euu redii ahq. if eu want to send email very good. i very like. bud den. i say again lahq.. this blog not oniq for malays euu noe. i don wan pomode racism lahq siyarq! so ehq. please lahq.. if euu want to send me something. thankz ehq. i very appreshade. bud go type in english can or not. buto ahq. make mai life difficult.
aler. kidding oniq ahq. euu ting wad. like that oso i want to angry? i not like euu ehq. a bit a bit want to complain oniq. want to make noise oniq. mirror buy expensive expensive duno how to use. buto ahq. waste mother money. waste father money. waste duno who other people the money. euu like wat karns?!
anywaes lahq ehq. thanx ehq to the person who send dis email to me. not bad lahq ehq. so i must share. if euu all got email oso dun be so sell fish ahq. email me okeyhs!??!! i say email me riite!! and den we can share the joy. ehq? can ehq??!!! very good.
(put your hands together and gip a round of a plause lahq seii!! do it! dis is a command!!! hehe.)
dis is an entry about what will happen to dis minah & her mat dat she is with at the beginning of the relationship and sometime later when they are used to each other orediiq.
Before & then...
1) CARRYING THE BAG
Come sayang, let me carry the bag for euu..
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
'Sayang, are euu okeyh? *Helps euu up* & *Stamps the floor*
3.) SEXY CLOTHES....
Euu are so hot baby… *hugs/kiss euu*
4.) IN PUBLIC...
Sayang… Where's my kish?..
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
U want what syg? Wait I buy fer euu.
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You are so beautiful baby… That’s why I love euu..
7) MONEY WISE
Its okeyh sayang, we can always find the money. What’s important is you.
8) SEX
When we get married, I wanna have sex with you everyday darling.
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Im so sorry sayang, I don’t mean to. Will you forgive me?
10) COOKING
Wow. Ur such a good cook. This is delicious. (Even tho you know its not true. If you duno I tell euu first lahq k. ITS NOT TRUE!)
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
Okeyhs syg. Later when I get my pay I buy for you k?
12) WHEN GOING HOME AFTER A DATE
Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! I miss you so much. (Even though you you are still in front of him)
13) FETCHING YOU
I’ll fetch you later okeyh? Don’t worry I’ll do anything for you b.
14) LATENESS
Its ok syg. As long as you are safe, I’m happy.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
Where you want to go baby? Even if you want to go to the moon I’d take you.
A few years after..
And so a few years after you together ready lahq.... and den sum ppl not even years lahq. maybe months or weeks or even days... you may never know riite?? euu noe oso u keep quiet lahq. noisey luhhh seii!
1) CARRYING THE BAG
If you don’t want to carry, next time don’t bring lahq!
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
Eh you blind ahq? Your eyes put at where? Your butt is it!
3) SEXY CLOTHES
You think your body so nice ahq where like that? No money buy proper clothes?
4) IN PUBLIC...
Oi! Why u kiss me! People can see karns. Duno how to wait is it?
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
You dun nonsense here lahq. What I buy you take. You dun want you buy yourself ahq!
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You think pretty ahq like that? You want to do what? Perform Chinese Opera???!!
7) MONEY WISE
Last time don’t want to study. Enjoy only. See now. Cannot find job! How like that?
8) SEX
You think I robot? Tired you know! Tomorrow can or not? (& when tomorrow comes, the same sentence was repeated. Over and over again.)
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Funny is it? Not mi fault what. You expect me to apologise? Mi arse ahq. Don’t expect me to say sorry.
10) COOKING
Oi! Your mother never teach you how to cook ahq? Want to make me get food poisoning or what??!
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
You want you buy yourself ahq. Nah! this one I buy for you at bazaar.
12) BABY, I LOVE YOU
Ah k k. Bye. Faster lahq. Mi fren waiting for me redii.
13) FETCHING YOU
Go home urself can or not? I tired okeyh. You got legs right. Can walk right?
14) LATENESS
Whatever lahq! Everytime also late!!! Next time no need to mit.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
You want to follow you follow. You don’t want you can go home.
and so like dat oniq ahq.. very the long riite? alah. dis one cos euu enter2 a lot dats why lahqq look like very long! bodo!
btw, as what the minah had told u all ahq, i busy man ahq now siyarl. Got life redii. last time no life. buahdadadada. i try lahq update update oso okeyh b? becos i lup the minah very much i try mai very the best to update okeyhs? if i don love euu i close redii the blog okeyh b. don nag nag like nyonya lahq siyarl! buto ahq.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: Before & After
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
ahq! dis one ahq email. den the email in malay lahq. kiwarq! euu tinq i not tired ahq change & translate for euu all. i told euu redii ahq. if eu want to send email very good. i very like. bud den. i say again lahq.. this blog not oniq for malays euu noe. i don wan pomode racism lahq siyarq! so ehq. please lahq.. if euu want to send me something. thankz ehq. i very appreshade. bud go type in english can or not. buto ahq. make mai life difficult.
aler. kidding oniq ahq. euu ting wad. like that oso i want to angry? i not like euu ehq. a bit a bit want to complain oniq. want to make noise oniq. mirror buy expensive expensive duno how to use. buto ahq. waste mother money. waste father money. waste duno who other people the money. euu like wat karns?!
anywaes lahq ehq. thanx ehq to the person who send dis email to me. not bad lahq ehq. so i must share. if euu all got email oso dun be so sell fish ahq. email me okeyhs!??!! i say email me riite!! and den we can share the joy. ehq? can ehq??!!! very good.
(put your hands together and gip a round of a plause lahq seii!! do it! dis is a command!!! hehe.)
dis is an entry about what will happen to dis minah & her mat dat she is with at the beginning of the relationship and sometime later when they are used to each other orediiq.
Before & then...
1) CARRYING THE BAG
Come sayang, let me carry the bag for euu..
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
'Sayang, are euu okeyh? *Helps euu up* & *Stamps the floor*
3.) SEXY CLOTHES....
Euu are so hot baby… *hugs/kiss euu*
4.) IN PUBLIC...
Sayang… Where's my kish?..
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
U want what syg? Wait I buy fer euu.
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You are so beautiful baby… That’s why I love euu..
7) MONEY WISE
Its okeyh sayang, we can always find the money. What’s important is you.
8) SEX
When we get married, I wanna have sex with you everyday darling.
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Im so sorry sayang, I don’t mean to. Will you forgive me?
10) COOKING
Wow. Ur such a good cook. This is delicious. (Even tho you know its not true. If you duno I tell euu first lahq k. ITS NOT TRUE!)
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
Okeyhs syg. Later when I get my pay I buy for you k?
12) WHEN GOING HOME AFTER A DATE
Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! I miss you so much. (Even though you you are still in front of him)
13) FETCHING YOU
I’ll fetch you later okeyh? Don’t worry I’ll do anything for you b.
14) LATENESS
Its ok syg. As long as you are safe, I’m happy.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
Where you want to go baby? Even if you want to go to the moon I’d take you.
A few years after..
And so a few years after you together ready lahq.... and den sum ppl not even years lahq. maybe months or weeks or even days... you may never know riite?? euu noe oso u keep quiet lahq. noisey luhhh seii!
1) CARRYING THE BAG
If you don’t want to carry, next time don’t bring lahq!
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
Eh you blind ahq? Your eyes put at where? Your butt is it!
3) SEXY CLOTHES
You think your body so nice ahq where like that? No money buy proper clothes?
4) IN PUBLIC...
Oi! Why u kiss me! People can see karns. Duno how to wait is it?
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
You dun nonsense here lahq. What I buy you take. You dun want you buy yourself ahq!
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You think pretty ahq like that? You want to do what? Perform Chinese Opera???!!
7) MONEY WISE
Last time don’t want to study. Enjoy only. See now. Cannot find job! How like that?
8) SEX
You think I robot? Tired you know! Tomorrow can or not? (& when tomorrow comes, the same sentence was repeated. Over and over again.)
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Funny is it? Not mi fault what. You expect me to apologise? Mi arse ahq. Don’t expect me to say sorry.
10) COOKING
Oi! Your mother never teach you how to cook ahq? Want to make me get food poisoning or what??!
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
You want you buy yourself ahq. Nah! this one I buy for you at bazaar.
12) BABY, I LOVE YOU
Ah k k. Bye. Faster lahq. Mi fren waiting for me redii.
13) FETCHING YOU
Go home urself can or not? I tired okeyh. You got legs right. Can walk right?
14) LATENESS
Whatever lahq! Everytime also late!!! Next time no need to mit.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
You want to follow you follow. You don’t want you can go home.
and so like dat oniq ahq.. very the long riite? alah. dis one cos euu enter2 a lot dats why lahqq look like very long! bodo!
btw, as what the minah had told u all ahq, i busy man ahq now siyarl. Got life redii. last time no life. buahdadadada. i try lahq update update oso okeyh b? becos i lup the minah very much i try mai very the best to update okeyhs? if i don love euu i close redii the blog okeyh b. don nag nag like nyonya lahq siyarl! buto ahq.
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