hewo ewibody.
baby minah here. do euu mish me nort? teehee.
twodays stowy is about mat kental machiam korntall. here is whard happewn.
baby minah was walking awound tampenis marl wif muai fwenzie ahq kharn. baby actwually want tuh buy clothes urh at tampines wan. shoppwing ahq kharn. so the thwoo of us (baby minah & mamart D) went inside espwit, uniqlow, dorothy perkins, topman and decided to have out dwinner at bbq chwiken. so we did.
aftwer dwinner, we leyparks outside tampenis wan at the tactsee there. while dwingking my lemon tea and my fwen, mamart D was smokwing. suddenly this mat kentall machiam korntall go to mamart D and say "ehq, why euu stare stare at my gwirl ahq?"
baby minah was so shocked euu know. i tot what this mamart D do. so mamart D answer urh, "i want to stare at ur gurl for whard siyorl. no steam siyarl. my gurl hawter siyorl. i waiting for tactsee lah siarl. euu and euur gurl blocking my view bodo!"
teeheee. den the mat kentall machiam korntall kental buah lychee paisey redii. paiseyy orh whard boi! teehee. den he apologise and walk off wif his minah kental. which is so ugly like e.t. teehee.
den mamart D was so pissed he shout "kimark! don want ppl look go put paper bag over her face lah siyarl! face pweetie orh whard nevermind ahq. face like lizard who want to see bodo??!!" teehee. so funny siarq mamart D. no ahq, he nort my boifwiend ahq. baby minah stwill swingle urh. but we vewi cwose becose we stay vewi near. teehee. and oh. mamart D and baby minah wasn't waiting for tactsee btw. teehee.
Baby Minah, Signing off.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Welcome on board
Baby Minah here. will be helpwing the mat & the minah to updwate the bwog. hehehe.
tankiup to the minah for allowing me to be part of the admiwns.
lurp euu kakaq & abg!
will do my best to not make the bwog siwent okieh?
Baby Minah, signing off.
tankiup to the minah for allowing me to be part of the admiwns.
lurp euu kakaq & abg!
will do my best to not make the bwog siwent okieh?
Baby Minah, signing off.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
somebody, tell me im hawter than her. :X
Meet Debrahlee Lorenzana, the woman claiming to be “too hot” for Citibank.
The stunning 33-year-old New York banker is suing the U.S banking giant, claiming she was harrassed and then fired for being “too sexy”.
The tall, buxom brunette claims in the lawsuit that her manager told her to “refrain from wearing certain items of clothing, in particular, turtleneck tops, pencil skirts, fitted business suits, or other properly tailored clothing”.
It appears the stunner’s killer bod was deemed a huge distraction by her hot-blooded male colleagues as soon as she sashayed into Citibank’s Chrysler Building branch in September 2008.
Bank supervisors reportedly told Lorenzana, who stands 1.70 metre-tall and weighs 56 kilos, that she should also refrain from wearing classic high-heeled business pumps as they drew attention to her curves.
But the Latina businesswoman claims it was not her wardrobe that was inappropriate; she says she shops at the same stores as her colleagues, citing Zara as an example. It was just the way her body looked in them.
When she protested that her female colleagues were dressed far more provocatively than she was, the bank allegedly told her those women were different because they were ”not as attractive”.
The single mother’s complaints of harrassment to Citibank’s Human Resources department resulted in a transfer to another branch where her circumstances worsened. She was eventually fired by the bank last year on grounds that she failed to recruit new customers.
The lawsuit is making headlines around the world and has catapulted Lorenzana to instant superstardom. Her claims have now also triggered the fierce age-old debate on gender discrimination at the workplace.
After all, according to reports, Lorenzana had won praise and a few customer service awards from her previous employers including Bank of America and Metropolitan Hospital in Queens.
“She was punished because her male colleagues couldn’t handle their libidos,” her New York City lawyer, Jack Tuckner, told The New York Post.
Citibank responded by telling the New York press, ”We believe the lawsuit is without merit and will defend against it vigorously.”
The bank insists that the her dismissal was purely “performance-based”.
Source: http://sg.yfittopostblog.com/2010/06/08/fired-for-being-too-attractive/
aiyerhhh. can euu pwease tell tat lady on top to stop feeling2 can or not lahqq seii!. i more hot den her karnss??!! hahahaq. hehehehq. huhuhuhq.
anywaes karns. i duno lahq if such tinqs reli x-sis? u mean like u get fired for being too hawt. arrrgggh. no wonder lahq until now i cannot get job when my interviewer is a female. they jelez lahq seii cos i too hawt for them. ehq??!!. @.@
tinqing again karns. sumtimes this media2 all. they want to gain publicity oniq. publicity mi arse. rmbr the jack neo's case the riz low april fools joke. and of cos a few months back the nadia fazlini case. they get infamous cause of smtng overnitee. wah sehhh. like that i osoq can create hu hah den get infamous overnite ahq. then after sometime it quiets down readiiqq. kimerk. waste time oniq lahq this people... no life one like euu all. hak ptuii ahhhq!
and of cos lahq kan my fellow tagboard warriors. if euu want publicity euu can email me okeyh.
1) euur message of wateva u wanna say or whoever euu want shoot
2) den dun forget ur peeeqchaa ahq. hahahahhaq. who noes got mats/minahs see euu hawt den wanna ask for euur number or what..
dun want wasted noe.
Love,
The Minah
The stunning 33-year-old New York banker is suing the U.S banking giant, claiming she was harrassed and then fired for being “too sexy”.
The tall, buxom brunette claims in the lawsuit that her manager told her to “refrain from wearing certain items of clothing, in particular, turtleneck tops, pencil skirts, fitted business suits, or other properly tailored clothing”.
It appears the stunner’s killer bod was deemed a huge distraction by her hot-blooded male colleagues as soon as she sashayed into Citibank’s Chrysler Building branch in September 2008.
Bank supervisors reportedly told Lorenzana, who stands 1.70 metre-tall and weighs 56 kilos, that she should also refrain from wearing classic high-heeled business pumps as they drew attention to her curves.
But the Latina businesswoman claims it was not her wardrobe that was inappropriate; she says she shops at the same stores as her colleagues, citing Zara as an example. It was just the way her body looked in them.
When she protested that her female colleagues were dressed far more provocatively than she was, the bank allegedly told her those women were different because they were ”not as attractive”.
The single mother’s complaints of harrassment to Citibank’s Human Resources department resulted in a transfer to another branch where her circumstances worsened. She was eventually fired by the bank last year on grounds that she failed to recruit new customers.
The lawsuit is making headlines around the world and has catapulted Lorenzana to instant superstardom. Her claims have now also triggered the fierce age-old debate on gender discrimination at the workplace.
After all, according to reports, Lorenzana had won praise and a few customer service awards from her previous employers including Bank of America and Metropolitan Hospital in Queens.
“She was punished because her male colleagues couldn’t handle their libidos,” her New York City lawyer, Jack Tuckner, told The New York Post.
Citibank responded by telling the New York press, ”We believe the lawsuit is without merit and will defend against it vigorously.”
The bank insists that the her dismissal was purely “performance-based”.
Source: http://sg.yfittopostblog.com/2010/06/08/fired-for-being-too-attractive/
aiyerhhh. can euu pwease tell tat lady on top to stop feeling2 can or not lahqq seii!. i more hot den her karnss??!! hahahaq. hehehehq. huhuhuhq.
anywaes karns. i duno lahq if such tinqs reli x-sis? u mean like u get fired for being too hawt. arrrgggh. no wonder lahq until now i cannot get job when my interviewer is a female. they jelez lahq seii cos i too hawt for them. ehq??!!. @.@
tinqing again karns. sumtimes this media2 all. they want to gain publicity oniq. publicity mi arse. rmbr the jack neo's case the riz low april fools joke. and of cos a few months back the nadia fazlini case. they get infamous cause of smtng overnitee. wah sehhh. like that i osoq can create hu hah den get infamous overnite ahq. then after sometime it quiets down readiiqq. kimerk. waste time oniq lahq this people... no life one like euu all. hak ptuii ahhhq!
and of cos lahq kan my fellow tagboard warriors. if euu want publicity euu can email me okeyh.
1) euur message of wateva u wanna say or whoever euu want shoot
2) den dun forget ur peeeqchaa ahq. hahahahhaq. who noes got mats/minahs see euu hawt den wanna ask for euur number or what..
dun want wasted noe.
Love,
The Minah
Thursday, June 3, 2010
More on mats jokes
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Subject: Mats Jokes
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
Are eu guys readiqqq to read the post????!!!
Okeyhhh. Lets begin.
Q) Two mats jump off a cliff, who wins?
A) Society.
Q) Two mats in a car, who's driving?
A) The policeman.
Q) What do you call a mat/minah who has a Diploma?
A) A liar.
Q) What do you say to a mat with a job?
A) "Burger special one. Kropok lekor 2 dollars"
Q) What do you say to a mat with a fancy job?
A) "Quarter pounder meal. Upsize. Take away"
Q) What's the difference between a mat and a minah ?
A) A minah has a higher sperm count.
Q) What do you call a Mat/Minah with half a brain?
A) Gifted.
Q) What do you call a Mat in college?
A) The janitor.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Mat?
A) Reverse, just to make sure the bastard's dead.
Q) Why is a mat not like a park bench?
A) A park bench can support a family.
The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? Den u add some salt & pepper or sugar & spice oso lahq ehq. However, themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours (we do add and minus certain parts lahq seii) but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!
If eu just excuse me cause i got to touch up my make up lahq. must make my face ten times whiter den mi neck and body. so my make up visible like chinese opera like that lahq seii. okeyh okeyhhh. late readiiq. the mat cyg waiting for me oredyq. he say i very slow. babi.
Love,
The Minah
From:
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Subject: Mats Jokes
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
Are eu guys readiqqq to read the post????!!!
Okeyhhh. Lets begin.
Q) Two mats jump off a cliff, who wins?
A) Society.
Q) Two mats in a car, who's driving?
A) The policeman.
Q) What do you call a mat/minah who has a Diploma?
A) A liar.
Q) What do you say to a mat with a job?
A) "Burger special one. Kropok lekor 2 dollars"
Q) What do you say to a mat with a fancy job?
A) "Quarter pounder meal. Upsize. Take away"
Q) What's the difference between a mat and a minah ?
A) A minah has a higher sperm count.
Q) What do you call a Mat/Minah with half a brain?
A) Gifted.
Q) What do you call a Mat in college?
A) The janitor.
Q) What do you do if you run over a Mat?
A) Reverse, just to make sure the bastard's dead.
Q) Why is a mat not like a park bench?
A) A park bench can support a family.
The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? Den u add some salt & pepper or sugar & spice oso lahq ehq. However, themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours (we do add and minus certain parts lahq seii) but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!
If eu just excuse me cause i got to touch up my make up lahq. must make my face ten times whiter den mi neck and body. so my make up visible like chinese opera like that lahq seii. okeyh okeyhhh. late readiiq. the mat cyg waiting for me oredyq. he say i very slow. babi.
Love,
The Minah
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