I just can't help but laugh at the MINAH IMPERSONATIONS part. the mats one not thart farnie lahq seyy. but the minah one... euu all must watch really. anyway. i dunoe who the guy in the video is lahq ehq. i took it from youtube cos i think its not thart bad. so share with euu all lahq karns. hahahaha. if euu wan to get to knoe this guy dont ask me lahq ehq. cos i osoq donknoe!!!
And this one below lahq ehq.. is the typical minah look! hahahahaha. classic classic. concentrate ahqqq. the before and the after! concentrate!teach euu all lahq how to make up like minah. preety whard. face like chinese opera.. why euu all say not preety.. jealous ehq our face and neck different kalerrr??!! hahahahaa. hehehehehehe.
Love,
The Minah
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Blogshops.
These blogshop eeediyorts is peeesing me off.
As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.
And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.
jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!
okeyh second part ahq..
camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a
Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.
Love,
The Minah
As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.
And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.
jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!
okeyh second part ahq..
camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a
Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.
Love,
The Minah
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Attention:
www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com
might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.
Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)
Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire
A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.
The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.
Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.
Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.
The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.
The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.
Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010
might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.
Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)
Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire
A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.
The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.
Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.
Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.
The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.
The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.
Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Joke for today
An uncle xcidentally entered a female's toilet in a shopping mall lahq ehq. Shocked to see an uncle in a female toilet, minah A approached the uncle and said.. "uncle. this toilet for female oniq noe." Uncle, already feeling paiseh decided to cover his paisehness lahq sey and pulled down his pants to do his business. he turned to minah A and said, "ahq, this one also for female oniq noe."
Courtesy of ecbm9000, translated to english for euu all to read.
Love,
The Minah
Courtesy of ecbm9000, translated to english for euu all to read.
Love,
The Minah
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
defwination of a minah
(by a mat who denies that he is one. for sympathetic weasons, not gonna name that eediiiyurrrtt. for the post of minah2 who denies that they are maways that one, next time uhqq. i habent tinq off anytwing yet uhq. if euu kind enuf to cweate for the blog that post pwease feel fwee to email to themat.theminah@gmail.com okeyhh. teehehehe. later gip euu cwwiit okeyh?)
here's the post.
Defwinition of a minah
The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)
The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)
How to identify them:
1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)
2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)
3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)
4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)
5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)
They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)
If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.
okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.
Baby Minah, Signing Off.
here's the post.
Defwinition of a minah
The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)
The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)
How to identify them:
1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)
2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)
3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)
4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)
5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)
They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)
If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.
okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.
Baby Minah, Signing Off.
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