Ladies and gentle mans.
Please stay tuned for the next update probably towards the end of september. or even early october.
At the mean time we will not be updating due to certain shortcomings.
personal life beb. u all dun nid to knoe ehk. kaypo ehq... biaser dier.
Anyway themat-theminah.blogspot.com will like to wish eu al selamat hari raya. still not too late ehq. So take caire and enjoy ur hari raya with loved ones okeyh ?!!
ps:
If you all want come my house oso can arh. wait at void deck. you all want we all to go ur house oso can. but must give address. later themat & theminah will bring rombongan one bus lahq ehq. the more the merrier.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls
Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls for euu all ahq ehq?!!!
fuyoh! www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com oso got ramdhan spesiyarl siyorl.
Around one week to hari raya kah pah? Dok. Fast or wat siyorl. I do not think that in 1 week or so its gonna be hari raya. I make this post long long ahq cos i miss eu all lahq siyorl cos i noe eu all oso miss me. Kiwarq i tell the teruff eu all dun believe! walaow sad siyorl. ok ok stop this mushy bushy thing lahq ehq. no time for that lahq. oniq mat jiwang or cintan kaparq will be all loveydovey shyt. but not me ahq. i tell eu all perst. eu all still dun believe me ahq? dun believe go ask the minah lahq ehq i no tyme to waste ahqq. karn bie? buahdadadada.
b4 anytinq ahq i want to tell eu all story lahq perst. eu noe b4 hari raya got the fasting2 tinq ahq.. then because of that got the bazar pasar malam shyt ahq. that one where they sell all the food nice one. baek dok. i tell eu all ahq some examples. got the dengdeng got the ayam percik and den the ramly burger den got the kropok lekor and the list goes on but i dun wan to say ahq later eu all hungry ahq!! ok lahq not eu all. i lahq. i fasting siyorl not like eu all. not like the other mats. morning wake up eat sahur (pre-dawn meal) with family all. den after that go to work or school or whatever, light one ciggy dennn "alamarq. i fasting siyorl. forgot ahq!" but den actually step forgot oniq. siyarllah. den buker (past-dusk meal) eat with family. mother father ask, "mat eu puasa not?" den mat feeling guilty but step hero "ehq of cos ahq i fast pak/mak .." trying to answer with confident. like wad oniq. they tinq their parents duno siyarl. kiwarq. bodoh ka pah?!!! ok lahq maybe some parents really bodoh duno their mat sons or daughters got a lot of personalities oneee. with parents step good boi ahq. go out step gengster step hawt step cool with their other mat frens. cheyyy! hak ptui ahq siyorl. they so fake one arh. dun dare show their teru kalers lyk me.
den the minah case. 24/7 holiday. holiday cos as for muslims when eu got ur menses like that ahq eu cannot fast ahq. this one the minah tell me. the term 'holiday'. funny siyarl. that time i ask her.. 'bie eu puasa?' den she tell me she holiday. den i scratch my head my nose my butt all i scratch ahq. i tot she bodoh or wat. i ask puasa she say she go holiday for wat?! den i paisey ah when she explain. buahdadadada. this one side tracq ahq. tell eu all oniq. dun wan to noe dun read ahq bodoh. kiwarq. bodoh siyorl!
so i continue ahq the minah case. want to go geylang... use spaghetti strap2 den can show the bra strap red lahq black lahq. think nice. ehq wait. nice wad ehq? buahdadada. with all the minah frens go geylang wear sexy2 wear tight2 can see cameltoe all. ehq minah. eu noe ramadan dun like that lahq seyy. eu want like that dun on ramadhan ahq. be like my minah. buadadada. den ahq. den can see all the clevage all. some even can see the boobs half way come out rediqqq! when other mats see, their mat not happy... "ehq wad eu stare2 my minah??!!" ehq bodoh, eu don want people see dont give free show ahq. kiwarq. euu free show people see ahq. correct not??! den make up so thick like chinese opera like dat. pretty watttt. eu all see my previous post the typical minah make up one ahqq ehqq. sample ahq. cos last time i type words oniq den eu all cannot bizualise. siyorl ahq. den the make up dripping dripping dok! cos got the ayam percik the burger ramly the dengdengs fire. what eu call that tinq ahq that they use to cook. like eu go bbq like that use the charcoal tinq all. buahdadada. next time ahq i got stall i sell ayam percik den i take one minah picture the make up all spoil one cos the heat very hot ahq den i make poster big big. 8R can ahq den i decorate2 a bit ahq ehq. den got caption... MINAH PERCIKKK SPESIYARLLL!! BUY MY AYAM PERCIK GET FREE MINAH PERCIK PICTURE!!! buahdadadada.
oh maybe i can put "COME BUY MY AYAM PERCIK IF YOU DOWAN YOUR MAKE UP TO SPOIL!!!" buahdadada. so if eu all see that poster, confirm me lahq the owner. ok?!!
ok ok. one more week to fast and den we can hari raya ehq. den i can make post on minah & mat berhari raya. buadadadadada!
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fuyoh! www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com oso got ramdhan spesiyarl siyorl.
Around one week to hari raya kah pah? Dok. Fast or wat siyorl. I do not think that in 1 week or so its gonna be hari raya. I make this post long long ahq cos i miss eu all lahq siyorl cos i noe eu all oso miss me. Kiwarq i tell the teruff eu all dun believe! walaow sad siyorl. ok ok stop this mushy bushy thing lahq ehq. no time for that lahq. oniq mat jiwang or cintan kaparq will be all loveydovey shyt. but not me ahq. i tell eu all perst. eu all still dun believe me ahq? dun believe go ask the minah lahq ehq i no tyme to waste ahqq. karn bie? buahdadadada.
b4 anytinq ahq i want to tell eu all story lahq perst. eu noe b4 hari raya got the fasting2 tinq ahq.. then because of that got the bazar pasar malam shyt ahq. that one where they sell all the food nice one. baek dok. i tell eu all ahq some examples. got the dengdeng got the ayam percik and den the ramly burger den got the kropok lekor and the list goes on but i dun wan to say ahq later eu all hungry ahq!! ok lahq not eu all. i lahq. i fasting siyorl not like eu all. not like the other mats. morning wake up eat sahur (pre-dawn meal) with family all. den after that go to work or school or whatever, light one ciggy dennn "alamarq. i fasting siyorl. forgot ahq!" but den actually step forgot oniq. siyarllah. den buker (past-dusk meal) eat with family. mother father ask, "mat eu puasa not?" den mat feeling guilty but step hero "ehq of cos ahq i fast pak/mak .." trying to answer with confident. like wad oniq. they tinq their parents duno siyarl. kiwarq. bodoh ka pah?!!! ok lahq maybe some parents really bodoh duno their mat sons or daughters got a lot of personalities oneee. with parents step good boi ahq. go out step gengster step hawt step cool with their other mat frens. cheyyy! hak ptui ahq siyorl. they so fake one arh. dun dare show their teru kalers lyk me.
den the minah case. 24/7 holiday. holiday cos as for muslims when eu got ur menses like that ahq eu cannot fast ahq. this one the minah tell me. the term 'holiday'. funny siyarl. that time i ask her.. 'bie eu puasa?' den she tell me she holiday. den i scratch my head my nose my butt all i scratch ahq. i tot she bodoh or wat. i ask puasa she say she go holiday for wat?! den i paisey ah when she explain. buahdadadada. this one side tracq ahq. tell eu all oniq. dun wan to noe dun read ahq bodoh. kiwarq. bodoh siyorl!
so i continue ahq the minah case. want to go geylang... use spaghetti strap2 den can show the bra strap red lahq black lahq. think nice. ehq wait. nice wad ehq? buahdadada. with all the minah frens go geylang wear sexy2 wear tight2 can see cameltoe all. ehq minah. eu noe ramadan dun like that lahq seyy. eu want like that dun on ramadhan ahq. be like my minah. buadadada. den ahq. den can see all the clevage all. some even can see the boobs half way come out rediqqq! when other mats see, their mat not happy... "ehq wad eu stare2 my minah??!!" ehq bodoh, eu don want people see dont give free show ahq. kiwarq. euu free show people see ahq. correct not??! den make up so thick like chinese opera like dat. pretty watttt. eu all see my previous post the typical minah make up one ahqq ehqq. sample ahq. cos last time i type words oniq den eu all cannot bizualise. siyorl ahq. den the make up dripping dripping dok! cos got the ayam percik the burger ramly the dengdengs fire. what eu call that tinq ahq that they use to cook. like eu go bbq like that use the charcoal tinq all. buahdadada. next time ahq i got stall i sell ayam percik den i take one minah picture the make up all spoil one cos the heat very hot ahq den i make poster big big. 8R can ahq den i decorate2 a bit ahq ehq. den got caption... MINAH PERCIKKK SPESIYARLLL!! BUY MY AYAM PERCIK GET FREE MINAH PERCIK PICTURE!!! buahdadadada.
oh maybe i can put "COME BUY MY AYAM PERCIK IF YOU DOWAN YOUR MAKE UP TO SPOIL!!!" buahdadada. so if eu all see that poster, confirm me lahq the owner. ok?!!
ok ok. one more week to fast and den we can hari raya ehq. den i can make post on minah & mat berhari raya. buadadadadada!
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Mats and Minahs Impersonations / Typical Minah make up
I just can't help but laugh at the MINAH IMPERSONATIONS part. the mats one not thart farnie lahq seyy. but the minah one... euu all must watch really. anyway. i dunoe who the guy in the video is lahq ehq. i took it from youtube cos i think its not thart bad. so share with euu all lahq karns. hahahaha. if euu wan to get to knoe this guy dont ask me lahq ehq. cos i osoq donknoe!!!
And this one below lahq ehq.. is the typical minah look! hahahahaha. classic classic. concentrate ahqqq. the before and the after! concentrate!teach euu all lahq how to make up like minah. preety whard. face like chinese opera.. why euu all say not preety.. jealous ehq our face and neck different kalerrr??!! hahahahaa. hehehehehehe.
Love,
The Minah
And this one below lahq ehq.. is the typical minah look! hahahahaha. classic classic. concentrate ahqqq. the before and the after! concentrate!teach euu all lahq how to make up like minah. preety whard. face like chinese opera.. why euu all say not preety.. jealous ehq our face and neck different kalerrr??!! hahahahaa. hehehehehehe.
Love,
The Minah
Monday, August 23, 2010
Blogshops.
These blogshop eeediyorts is peeesing me off.
As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.
And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.
jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!
okeyh second part ahq..
camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a
Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.
Love,
The Minah
As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.
And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.
jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!
okeyh second part ahq..
camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a
Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.
Love,
The Minah
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Attention:
www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com
might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.
Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)
Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire
A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.
The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.
Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.
Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.
The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.
The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.
Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010
might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.
Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)
Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire
A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.
The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.
Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.
Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.
The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.
The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.
Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010
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