Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Hit us!

My computer is damn freaking lag for some reason or another... but alas, i would like to share this with you guys.. (received from a comment at our tagged page)

Aquarius - I Can Make You Love Me

Gemini - I'm A skilled Lover, the best you will ever have!!!

Cancer - I'm The Best At Sex!

Leo - I **** Like No Other!

Virgo - I'm The Wifey/Hubby Type

Libra - I'm Sexy As Hell!

Scorpio - I' m Great In Bed!

Sagitarius - Baby I'm freaky

Taurus - I *** Better Than You

Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long!

Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life

Aries - I Love Sex


so come on, hit us with your horoscope on our tagboard!

Monday, June 20, 2011

tagged.com is the bomb. barang baeeeekkk dok. flarded with mats & minahs siol. wa suka bodo. lu mo lu tengok ah sendirik.

we mats & minahs loves tagged. it used to be anakmelayu siol. but anakmelayu like sial bodo. now must pay. so all we mats & minahs moved our asses to tagged. baeeekkk.

tip of the day

1) if you wanna be one of us, you must joined tagged. and den 'owned' our pics ahq.

2) if you minah, face maintain ahq. take pic show boobies a bit. a lot oso can lah kiwak. cuz face like !#$*$Q&&!*!&Q& doesn't matter. mat want to see boobies only they happy bodo.

3) if you mat your pic must step kiut or step berg ahq siol. if not minah don like. u not hot oso nvm ahq. u step only enough sial. like immunity like that. Isappp ahhh!

4) ohhh! i forgot ahq sial. must send sum loveeee to me ahq. you go my tagged okay.den u understand.

ok i wanna sleep.

minah cyg, i love euu.

Joke of the day

Scenario : Mat & Minah are trying to improve on their oh-so-irrits English language.

Teacher : Minah, make a sentence with the word monkey.

Minah : Mat face looks like a monkey.

Teacher : Well that's right, but its not nice...

Teacher : Mat how about a sentence with the word dictate in it?

Mat : Hey Minah, go home and ask your mother how my dictate last night.

Teacher, Mat & Minah : -Awkward Silence-

Friday, April 8, 2011

Note to fellow fans

(readinq our blog makes you a fan by default lahq ehq. wakakakakaaq)

*Feelinq2 winninq an award lyk that lahq seyyy!*

To all our lovely fans & supporters out there who have been givinq us eur tremendous support and whatsoevers, we would lyk to thanq euuu all from the bottom of our heart lahq kay. (no, its not sarcasm. we do mean it.)

We would lyk to inform eu all that we will NOT be closinq this bloq eventho we myte NOT be updatinq it as regularly as before. As eu all can see, updates are very random & by now, eu should notice the gaps in between entries. (if, eu dun noticed it, its okay cuz eu are still our beloved fan kayzz. we knoe eu lup us. thats why we lup eu too ahq!)

As said, feel free to browse thru past entries again if eu realized that there is no new ones. bahahahahaq. For sure, we will find time to update when we could just to not disappoint eu guyz. no pressure kayyy. we are busy people eu knoe! bzzz bzzzz. (this one the bee sound lahq. bzzzzz)

*Imagininq eu all clappinq eur hands ahq. *

PS : we just found out that endinq G's are actually Q's in our language. yay! (eg : ending - endinq , amazing - amzinq , ing - inq )


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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Joke of the day

Mat was so pissed off when Minah told him that his gf (motorbike) had just been stolen while he was busy buying ciggies from a mama shop.

Minah : B!!! i saw a guy stealing euurrr gf at the carpark!

Mat: criuss?? where?? when??

Minah : just now. a few minutes ago.

Mat : hah?! den euu never give chase is it? bodo!

Minah : dun worry B, I've got it under control..

Mat: Reli kerq? how??

Minah : I managed to take down his license plate number.

Mat : -.-'