Three useful steps

this one short post okeyhs..

So this is how you can make a successful minah-certified eyebrows. if eu wanna be a minah, eu must looked like a minah. to achieve the minah-certified look, difficult okeyh. eu tinq easy is it. ahhh. read,understand & apply ok. RUA.


Step One: Shave fully both sides of your eyebrows ahq.

Step Two: take a eyebrow liner . eu can go by at mustaffa ahq. cheap cheap. expensive no money siyarq. then ahq. the colour got a lot ahq. so recommended is... RED. make sure ahq cuz other colours not nice lahq siyarl.

Step Three: draw a nike logo on your eywbrows. eu know nike ahq. don tell me eu dunno siyorl. then eu failed already. haven't try already failed ehq.

special tip to consider: try to make both sides have a perfect mirror reflection.. so try use mirror on ur forehead ahq.

can ahq? now you try. R.U.A. remember ahq. this is oni a minah-eyebrow. still got make-up, clothes, language, shoes, nails, and so on ahq. but start with the basics okeyh??? okeyhh now go.

Eu got me Thinqinq

1) Minah minah dunno how to make up, bertepek2 end up look like bapok. (haiyorh. ai add video minah make up tutorial ready karn. still dunno how to make up siyarq. end up i donno eu minah or eu bapok siyoirl)

2) Mat mat yang with the minah minah seksi2 i mean seksa2, ini for show gitu ehq? jadi up to standard lahq. is it mcm tuh? i dunno siyorl.

3) Minah minah yang berdrama mama pat tepi jalan attention seeqing ni semua lahq ehq. sengajer lahq gitue? jadiq dapat publisiti sikit ker? kalau taq aper siyarq?

Okeyh ehq. untok bebudak yang dapat o level results. yang bagos tuh congratz jeq lahq kan. yang taq bagus tuhq kan.. fail ker. terok sampai ite pon taknaq ker. congratz jugaq sebab korang officially accepted to mai clique lahq siyorl. THEMAT-THEMINAH. amaciyammm? baek bodoh.

that YP moh kena rembart dok.

this one ahq storie i wanna share wif eu all arh ehq. don wanna read, your pasal ahq.

got this one unfortunate afternoon i was seliping in mai bed like that ahq. and then karn. like waddafarq like that eu knoe. eu knoe why or not. eu dunno rite? ahahahqq. i knoe lahq eu dunno. ok lahq i tell eu. yah lahq eu read this bloq cors eu wanna know rite? eu donwan why eu read? hahaq. bodoh. alamak ai sidetraq so march like that ehq.

okeyy i tell eu. that afternoon lahq ehq i seliping then karns i was awoken to this his-tari-curl (i dono how to spell lahq siyarq) YP siyarq. kimaq. ai seliping like seliping beauty skully he shout2 like one idiotiq mat that has sucessfully lost it siyorl. so eu knoe lahq ward happen karn. first ehq i try ignore lahq. waste mai blardy time. beh the more ai ignore the more noisy siyorl. kimaq. so next i kaypoh lahq ehq. skully siyarllah. YP. yahq YP. (for the benefit of those who dono lahq kan YP stands for Young-people age 12 - 18. actually. but it is a bad thinq okayh? cuz karn, its being used oni in a bad situation. like this case like that lahq ehq. siyarq betorl.)

after being a kaypo nyonya for like a few minutes peeping from window to window cuz they run run like drama mama.
CASTS : his-tari-curl YP mat ; YP minah; extra mat

then ahq i fed-up ahq. i shout asq them sharrdap lahq siyorl. then i tinq the yp minah paisey liao. go run dunno where. then the yp mat follow. then i dun care ready cuz they far far awae. like that ahq my storie. binget bodoh. kiwarq. wanna drama mama at my place. *R&o729*Q*Q&Q&3#* .

*Blowing of dust*

oh. We seriously need to do something for this space here. No, fellow readers. Not today. I'm too tired. and Braindead you see.

Till then.

Love,
TheMinah

Hit us!

My computer is damn freaking lag for some reason or another... but alas, i would like to share this with you guys.. (received from a comment at our tagged page)

Aquarius - I Can Make You Love Me

Gemini - I'm A skilled Lover, the best you will ever have!!!

Cancer - I'm The Best At Sex!

Leo - I **** Like No Other!

Virgo - I'm The Wifey/Hubby Type

Libra - I'm Sexy As Hell!

Scorpio - I' m Great In Bed!

Sagitarius - Baby I'm freaky

Taurus - I *** Better Than You

Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long!

Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life

Aries - I Love Sex


so come on, hit us with your horoscope on our tagboard!

tagged.com is the bomb. barang baeeeekkk dok. flarded with mats & minahs siol. wa suka bodo. lu mo lu tengok ah sendirik.

we mats & minahs loves tagged. it used to be anakmelayu siol. but anakmelayu like sial bodo. now must pay. so all we mats & minahs moved our asses to tagged. baeeekkk.

tip of the day

1) if you wanna be one of us, you must joined tagged. and den 'owned' our pics ahq.

2) if you minah, face maintain ahq. take pic show boobies a bit. a lot oso can lah kiwak. cuz face like !#$*$Q&&!*!&Q& doesn't matter. mat want to see boobies only they happy bodo.

3) if you mat your pic must step kiut or step berg ahq siol. if not minah don like. u not hot oso nvm ahq. u step only enough sial. like immunity like that. Isappp ahhh!

4) ohhh! i forgot ahq sial. must send sum loveeee to me ahq. you go my tagged okay.den u understand.

ok i wanna sleep.

minah cyg, i love euu.

Joke of the day

Scenario : Mat & Minah are trying to improve on their oh-so-irrits English language.

Teacher : Minah, make a sentence with the word monkey.

Minah : Mat face looks like a monkey.

Teacher : Well that's right, but its not nice...

Teacher : Mat how about a sentence with the word dictate in it?

Mat : Hey Minah, go home and ask your mother how my dictate last night.

Teacher, Mat & Minah : -Awkward Silence-

Note to fellow fans

(readinq our blog makes you a fan by default lahq ehq. wakakakakaaq)

*Feelinq2 winninq an award lyk that lahq seyyy!*

To all our lovely fans & supporters out there who have been givinq us eur tremendous support and whatsoevers, we would lyk to thanq euuu all from the bottom of our heart lahq kay. (no, its not sarcasm. we do mean it.)

We would lyk to inform eu all that we will NOT be closinq this bloq eventho we myte NOT be updatinq it as regularly as before. As eu all can see, updates are very random & by now, eu should notice the gaps in between entries. (if, eu dun noticed it, its okay cuz eu are still our beloved fan kayzz. we knoe eu lup us. thats why we lup eu too ahq!)

As said, feel free to browse thru past entries again if eu realized that there is no new ones. bahahahahaq. For sure, we will find time to update when we could just to not disappoint eu guyz. no pressure kayyy. we are busy people eu knoe! bzzz bzzzz. (this one the bee sound lahq. bzzzzz)

*Imagininq eu all clappinq eur hands ahq. *

PS : we just found out that endinq G's are actually Q's in our language. yay! (eg : ending - endinq , amazing - amzinq , ing - inq )


Themat-Theminah.blogspot.com

Joke of the day

Mat was so pissed off when Minah told him that his gf (motorbike) had just been stolen while he was busy buying ciggies from a mama shop.

Minah : B!!! i saw a guy stealing euurrr gf at the carpark!

Mat: criuss?? where?? when??

Minah : just now. a few minutes ago.

Mat : hah?! den euu never give chase is it? bodo!

Minah : dun worry B, I've got it under control..

Mat: Reli kerq? how??

Minah : I managed to take down his license plate number.

Mat : -.-'

We're on twitter!

people, people.

we are now on twitter. so if you do have one. feel free to follow me lahq okeyh? alahq.. i invite lahq.. u dun wanna ur pasal ahq. u tinq i care is it? chehhh.

the reason ahq for the itchyness to open a twitter account ahq .. this one i tell eu. if eu dun wanna noe, eu dun read ahq. toopeeed. oh yahq. the reason is simply becaurseeee. we do not have time to update this pwecious blog of oursss! okeyh? so we decided on twitter where we shall update our status for eu all to read lahq seyhhh. (insert the feeling of being young & famous here. ) teeehehehehe.

before i leave you guys to do back whatever shyt ur doing karns... i just would like to share a special coolshyt stuff with eu all... here goes... before anytinq, eu , yes euu! get ur butt off that chair/floor/bed/toilet bowl and take a piece of a paper & a pen or pencil okeyh? colour pencil oso can ahq. but liquid paper cannot okeyh. ehqqq. but can oso ahq. incase eu need to liquid off some things eu write wrongly... heeee.

do this okeyh?!

1) write down the age you are supposed to be this year.. example 20.

2) write down the last two numbers of the year you are born... example if you are born on 1945.. u write 45 okeyh?

3) now you add the age you are turning into this year, add it up with the last two numbers of the year you are born...

4) now tell me. am i smart or whutt?!! the answer issss.... 111 ryte??!!

correct or not? teeheee. this one i got it from a fellow twitterpersonnel. so iyeahh. i won't claim credits okeyhh?! and the reason i want eu all to take the pen & paper is becaurse.. i scared eu all mental sum fail. teeehehehehe.


Love,
The Minah

The I look like a _________ game.

A short one lahq okeyhh? I was browsing through the net to search for stuff to post on the blog lahq karns. then laike i search2 so much oso laike notheeng naice lahq seyy!

but but.. the following piqcha laike cool laike that lahq ehq. so i shall post it up fer euu all lahq.. okeyhh? but then euu all must be smart lahq ehq. cuz the thing right. if euu all no imagination then laike that not fanie lahq seyhh! seriuz bodoh i tell euu. it took me a few seconds to understand siyarq. cos i read read den laike i was going "huh? aper siyarq?!" den a few seconds later.. like 2 or 3 seconds ahq i was laike.. "ooooooooooooooohhhh. tehehehehehe." ahq laike that ahq. so euu all tell me eu all take how many seconds ahq okeyhh. hehehheeqs.



(CLICK TO ENLARGE LAHQ! HOW MANY TIMES MUST REPEAT??!!)

later ahq. if i got free time laike that or whard. but dunno ahq. im toking about IF lahq okeyhh, den i snap snap minah2 or mat2 piqcha laike that den i insert after the mushroom piq okeyh.. den i put.. "i am a minah. and i look like a ______" or maybe a mat's version. "i am a mat and i look like a ______ " or maybe karns we can change eeit and put. "i am a ________ and i look like a mat/minah" gedditttt not??! okeyhh lahq. chill lahq seyy. i knoe lahq i'm lame.

Love,
The Minah

Aper best nye couple?

chiaaak!

Firstly i wanna say thank you to ms.ain (ur a ms ehk? tkkn mr pulak kan? ehq but who noes ehq. if eu mr den sorrie lahq ehq. sebab i dunnoe lahq sey!) for giving me a great great idea to blog again cum answering ur burning question lahq... teehee.
to be honest ive got only 15 miniutes to spare caurse im going out soon. the mat is gonna be so mad if im gonna be late again. but heyy, whards new lahq karns. okeyh. here's a quickie.

okeyh. what's so good about coupling?

on an average person (non-mats & non-minahs literally) point of view is caurse, when we couple couple we feel that we always have someone to fall on lahq ehq. machiam eu see, sometimes we can't deny the fact that we do fall into an emotional stage. and sumtimes even if eu have great members who are alwaes dere for euu lahq karns, eu confirm paisey aper karns if eu one to cry infront of them..? water face drop karnsss?!

next,

on a mats and minahs (the real ones. who sadly cudn't accept the fact that they are one) point of view is caurse having a bf/gf or pretending to have one is like... WOW!!! alahq eu know lahq.. eu walk walk at causeway point hold hold hands with eur bf/gf den got a minah/mat walk in the opposite direction den eu see they look at eu den eu feeling2 u made them jealous. "heyy minah. i got a boyfren.. eu dun have one issit? no mat/minah want eu ehq?" ahhhhq. like that ahq! eu noe eu noeee.

or maybe eu just feel like eu wanna show the whole werld that ur bf/gf is so freaking hawttt!(in eur eyes oniq lahq. paderhal that's not whard other people tinq ahqq.) and eur so lucky that his/her property. sumting like that ahq. get it?

if eu dun get it, this is what eu do.. try walking alone in a mall wearing eur minah kinda clothings and dun forget ur 10-inches thick chinese opera make up and go scout for a mat/minah couple. eu know whats gonna happen? she's gonna stare at eu up down.. alahq common ahq. den her face will say... (this one eu must imagine lahq seyy..) "heyyy. im with my boyfren. dun eu have one?"

and if eu still dun undastand. haiyerhhq. i tired lahq wanna explain! dumbdumb uhq eu.

and finally on a poser kinda mats and minahs like us lahq ehq is caurse... we like to pose based on whard the minah and mats like to do. so minahs and mats like to couple couple. we must follow ahq. if not later standard drop lahq seyyy. teeehee.

okeyh. that's all. sorrie lahq ehq if its a bit rushing. ive only got pipteen minutes for this entry. okeyh lahq ehq..

ciao.

Love,
The Minah

Oleh kerana ker-busie-arn kiter berdua. . .

We apologize for the random updates and random m.i.a ahq cuz we are currently packing up for our honeymoon trip. and eu all better pray for the minah to pass her tp lahq siyarl. buahdadadada.

so this is just a kiut image for eu all idiorrteques to read lahq bodoh. if eu read orediq den dun read ahq ehq. simple?

(becos the word small2 like that ahq. den eu all cannot see raite? so eu go near2 your screen to read ahq ehq. cos i refuse to enlarge for eu all. buahdadadadda. bodoh siyarl. Click on the image to enlarge ahq!)





dah bacer blum? dah baca aper lagi? belah lahq buto.

Ladies and gentle mans.
Please stay tuned for the next update probably towards the end of september. or even early october.
At the mean time we will not be updating due to certain shortcomings.
personal life beb. u all dun nid to knoe ehk. kaypo ehq... biaser dier.

Anyway themat-theminah.blogspot.com will like to wish eu al selamat hari raya. still not too late ehq. So take caire and enjoy ur hari raya with loved ones okeyh ?!!

ps:
If you all want come my house oso can arh. wait at void deck. you all want we all to go ur house oso can. but must give address. later themat & theminah will bring rombongan one bus lahq ehq. the more the merrier.

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls for euu all ahq ehq?!!!

fuyoh! www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com oso got ramdhan spesiyarl siyorl.

Around one week to hari raya kah pah? Dok. Fast or wat siyorl. I do not think that in 1 week or so its gonna be hari raya. I make this post long long ahq cos i miss eu all lahq siyorl cos i noe eu all oso miss me. Kiwarq i tell the teruff eu all dun believe! walaow sad siyorl. ok ok stop this mushy bushy thing lahq ehq. no time for that lahq. oniq mat jiwang or cintan kaparq will be all loveydovey shyt. but not me ahq. i tell eu all perst. eu all still dun believe me ahq? dun believe go ask the minah lahq ehq i no tyme to waste ahqq. karn bie? buahdadadada.

b4 anytinq ahq i want to tell eu all story lahq perst. eu noe b4 hari raya got the fasting2 tinq ahq.. then because of that got the bazar pasar malam shyt ahq. that one where they sell all the food nice one. baek dok. i tell eu all ahq some examples. got the dengdeng got the ayam percik and den the ramly burger den got the kropok lekor and the list goes on but i dun wan to say ahq later eu all hungry ahq!! ok lahq not eu all. i lahq. i fasting siyorl not like eu all. not like the other mats. morning wake up eat sahur (pre-dawn meal) with family all. den after that go to work or school or whatever, light one ciggy dennn "alamarq. i fasting siyorl. forgot ahq!" but den actually step forgot oniq. siyarllah. den buker (past-dusk meal) eat with family. mother father ask, "mat eu puasa not?" den mat feeling guilty but step hero "ehq of cos ahq i fast pak/mak .." trying to answer with confident. like wad oniq. they tinq their parents duno siyarl. kiwarq. bodoh ka pah?!!! ok lahq maybe some parents really bodoh duno their mat sons or daughters got a lot of personalities oneee. with parents step good boi ahq. go out step gengster step hawt step cool with their other mat frens. cheyyy! hak ptui ahq siyorl. they so fake one arh. dun dare show their teru kalers lyk me.

den the minah case. 24/7 holiday. holiday cos as for muslims when eu got ur menses like that ahq eu cannot fast ahq. this one the minah tell me. the term 'holiday'. funny siyarl. that time i ask her.. 'bie eu puasa?' den she tell me she holiday. den i scratch my head my nose my butt all i scratch ahq. i tot she bodoh or wat. i ask puasa she say she go holiday for wat?! den i paisey ah when she explain. buahdadadada. this one side tracq ahq. tell eu all oniq. dun wan to noe dun read ahq bodoh. kiwarq. bodoh siyorl!

so i continue ahq the minah case. want to go geylang... use spaghetti strap2 den can show the bra strap red lahq black lahq. think nice. ehq wait. nice wad ehq? buahdadada. with all the minah frens go geylang wear sexy2 wear tight2 can see cameltoe all. ehq minah. eu noe ramadan dun like that lahq seyy. eu want like that dun on ramadhan ahq. be like my minah. buadadada. den ahq. den can see all the clevage all. some even can see the boobs half way come out rediqqq! when other mats see, their mat not happy... "ehq wad eu stare2 my minah??!!" ehq bodoh, eu don want people see dont give free show ahq. kiwarq. euu free show people see ahq. correct not??! den make up so thick like chinese opera like dat. pretty watttt. eu all see my previous post the typical minah make up one ahqq ehqq. sample ahq. cos last time i type words oniq den eu all cannot bizualise. siyorl ahq. den the make up dripping dripping dok! cos got the ayam percik the burger ramly the dengdengs fire. what eu call that tinq ahq that they use to cook. like eu go bbq like that use the charcoal tinq all. buahdadada. next time ahq i got stall i sell ayam percik den i take one minah picture the make up all spoil one cos the heat very hot ahq den i make poster big big. 8R can ahq den i decorate2 a bit ahq ehq. den got caption... MINAH PERCIKKK SPESIYARLLL!! BUY MY AYAM PERCIK GET FREE MINAH PERCIK PICTURE!!! buahdadadada.
oh maybe i can put "COME BUY MY AYAM PERCIK IF YOU DOWAN YOUR MAKE UP TO SPOIL!!!" buahdadada. so if eu all see that poster, confirm me lahq the owner. ok?!!

ok ok. one more week to fast and den we can hari raya ehq. den i can make post on minah & mat berhari raya. buadadadadada!

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Mats and Minahs Impersonations / Typical Minah make up

I just can't help but laugh at the MINAH IMPERSONATIONS part. the mats one not thart farnie lahq seyy. but the minah one... euu all must watch really. anyway. i dunoe who the guy in the video is lahq ehq. i took it from youtube cos i think its not thart bad. so share with euu all lahq karns. hahahaha. if euu wan to get to knoe this guy dont ask me lahq ehq. cos i osoq donknoe!!!




And this one below lahq ehq.. is the typical minah look! hahahahaha. classic classic. concentrate ahqqq. the before and the after! concentrate!teach euu all lahq how to make up like minah. preety whard. face like chinese opera.. why euu all say not preety.. jealous ehq our face and neck different kalerrr??!! hahahahaa. hehehehehehe.




Love,
The Minah

Blogshops.

These blogshop eeediyorts is peeesing me off.

As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.

And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.

jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!

okeyh second part ahq..

camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a

Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.

Love,
The Minah

Attention:

www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com

might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.

Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)


Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire

A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.

The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.

Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.

Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.

The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.

The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.

Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010

Joke for today

An uncle xcidentally entered a female's toilet in a shopping mall lahq ehq. Shocked to see an uncle in a female toilet, minah A approached the uncle and said.. "uncle. this toilet for female oniq noe." Uncle, already feeling paiseh decided to cover his paisehness lahq sey and pulled down his pants to do his business. he turned to minah A and said, "ahq, this one also for female oniq noe."

Courtesy of ecbm9000, translated to english for euu all to read.

Love,
The Minah

defwination of a minah

(by a mat who denies that he is one. for sympathetic weasons, not gonna name that eediiiyurrrtt. for the post of minah2 who denies that they are maways that one, next time uhqq. i habent tinq off anytwing yet uhq. if euu kind enuf to cweate for the blog that post pwease feel fwee to email to themat.theminah@gmail.com okeyhh. teehehehe. later gip euu cwwiit okeyh?)

here's the post.

Defwinition of a minah

The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)

The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)


How to identify them:

1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)

2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)


3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)


4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)

5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)

They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)

If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.

okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.

Baby Minah, Signing Off.