The I look like a _________ game.

A short one lahq okeyhh? I was browsing through the net to search for stuff to post on the blog lahq karns. then laike i search2 so much oso laike notheeng naice lahq seyy!

but but.. the following piqcha laike cool laike that lahq ehq. so i shall post it up fer euu all lahq.. okeyhh? but then euu all must be smart lahq ehq. cuz the thing right. if euu all no imagination then laike that not fanie lahq seyhh! seriuz bodoh i tell euu. it took me a few seconds to understand siyarq. cos i read read den laike i was going "huh? aper siyarq?!" den a few seconds later.. like 2 or 3 seconds ahq i was laike.. "ooooooooooooooohhhh. tehehehehehe." ahq laike that ahq. so euu all tell me eu all take how many seconds ahq okeyhh. hehehheeqs.



(CLICK TO ENLARGE LAHQ! HOW MANY TIMES MUST REPEAT??!!)

later ahq. if i got free time laike that or whard. but dunno ahq. im toking about IF lahq okeyhh, den i snap snap minah2 or mat2 piqcha laike that den i insert after the mushroom piq okeyh.. den i put.. "i am a minah. and i look like a ______" or maybe a mat's version. "i am a mat and i look like a ______ " or maybe karns we can change eeit and put. "i am a ________ and i look like a mat/minah" gedditttt not??! okeyhh lahq. chill lahq seyy. i knoe lahq i'm lame.

Love,
The Minah

Aper best nye couple?

chiaaak!

Firstly i wanna say thank you to ms.ain (ur a ms ehk? tkkn mr pulak kan? ehq but who noes ehq. if eu mr den sorrie lahq ehq. sebab i dunnoe lahq sey!) for giving me a great great idea to blog again cum answering ur burning question lahq... teehee.
to be honest ive got only 15 miniutes to spare caurse im going out soon. the mat is gonna be so mad if im gonna be late again. but heyy, whards new lahq karns. okeyh. here's a quickie.

okeyh. what's so good about coupling?

on an average person (non-mats & non-minahs literally) point of view is caurse, when we couple couple we feel that we always have someone to fall on lahq ehq. machiam eu see, sometimes we can't deny the fact that we do fall into an emotional stage. and sumtimes even if eu have great members who are alwaes dere for euu lahq karns, eu confirm paisey aper karns if eu one to cry infront of them..? water face drop karnsss?!

next,

on a mats and minahs (the real ones. who sadly cudn't accept the fact that they are one) point of view is caurse having a bf/gf or pretending to have one is like... WOW!!! alahq eu know lahq.. eu walk walk at causeway point hold hold hands with eur bf/gf den got a minah/mat walk in the opposite direction den eu see they look at eu den eu feeling2 u made them jealous. "heyy minah. i got a boyfren.. eu dun have one issit? no mat/minah want eu ehq?" ahhhhq. like that ahq! eu noe eu noeee.

or maybe eu just feel like eu wanna show the whole werld that ur bf/gf is so freaking hawttt!(in eur eyes oniq lahq. paderhal that's not whard other people tinq ahqq.) and eur so lucky that his/her property. sumting like that ahq. get it?

if eu dun get it, this is what eu do.. try walking alone in a mall wearing eur minah kinda clothings and dun forget ur 10-inches thick chinese opera make up and go scout for a mat/minah couple. eu know whats gonna happen? she's gonna stare at eu up down.. alahq common ahq. den her face will say... (this one eu must imagine lahq seyy..) "heyyy. im with my boyfren. dun eu have one?"

and if eu still dun undastand. haiyerhhq. i tired lahq wanna explain! dumbdumb uhq eu.

and finally on a poser kinda mats and minahs like us lahq ehq is caurse... we like to pose based on whard the minah and mats like to do. so minahs and mats like to couple couple. we must follow ahq. if not later standard drop lahq seyyy. teeehee.

okeyh. that's all. sorrie lahq ehq if its a bit rushing. ive only got pipteen minutes for this entry. okeyh lahq ehq..

ciao.

Love,
The Minah

Oleh kerana ker-busie-arn kiter berdua. . .

We apologize for the random updates and random m.i.a ahq cuz we are currently packing up for our honeymoon trip. and eu all better pray for the minah to pass her tp lahq siyarl. buahdadadada.

so this is just a kiut image for eu all idiorrteques to read lahq bodoh. if eu read orediq den dun read ahq ehq. simple?

(becos the word small2 like that ahq. den eu all cannot see raite? so eu go near2 your screen to read ahq ehq. cos i refuse to enlarge for eu all. buahdadadadda. bodoh siyarl. Click on the image to enlarge ahq!)





dah bacer blum? dah baca aper lagi? belah lahq buto.

Ladies and gentle mans.
Please stay tuned for the next update probably towards the end of september. or even early october.
At the mean time we will not be updating due to certain shortcomings.
personal life beb. u all dun nid to knoe ehk. kaypo ehq... biaser dier.

Anyway themat-theminah.blogspot.com will like to wish eu al selamat hari raya. still not too late ehq. So take caire and enjoy ur hari raya with loved ones okeyh ?!!

ps:
If you all want come my house oso can arh. wait at void deck. you all want we all to go ur house oso can. but must give address. later themat & theminah will bring rombongan one bus lahq ehq. the more the merrier.

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls for euu all ahq ehq?!!!

fuyoh! www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com oso got ramdhan spesiyarl siyorl.

Around one week to hari raya kah pah? Dok. Fast or wat siyorl. I do not think that in 1 week or so its gonna be hari raya. I make this post long long ahq cos i miss eu all lahq siyorl cos i noe eu all oso miss me. Kiwarq i tell the teruff eu all dun believe! walaow sad siyorl. ok ok stop this mushy bushy thing lahq ehq. no time for that lahq. oniq mat jiwang or cintan kaparq will be all loveydovey shyt. but not me ahq. i tell eu all perst. eu all still dun believe me ahq? dun believe go ask the minah lahq ehq i no tyme to waste ahqq. karn bie? buahdadadada.

b4 anytinq ahq i want to tell eu all story lahq perst. eu noe b4 hari raya got the fasting2 tinq ahq.. then because of that got the bazar pasar malam shyt ahq. that one where they sell all the food nice one. baek dok. i tell eu all ahq some examples. got the dengdeng got the ayam percik and den the ramly burger den got the kropok lekor and the list goes on but i dun wan to say ahq later eu all hungry ahq!! ok lahq not eu all. i lahq. i fasting siyorl not like eu all. not like the other mats. morning wake up eat sahur (pre-dawn meal) with family all. den after that go to work or school or whatever, light one ciggy dennn "alamarq. i fasting siyorl. forgot ahq!" but den actually step forgot oniq. siyarllah. den buker (past-dusk meal) eat with family. mother father ask, "mat eu puasa not?" den mat feeling guilty but step hero "ehq of cos ahq i fast pak/mak .." trying to answer with confident. like wad oniq. they tinq their parents duno siyarl. kiwarq. bodoh ka pah?!!! ok lahq maybe some parents really bodoh duno their mat sons or daughters got a lot of personalities oneee. with parents step good boi ahq. go out step gengster step hawt step cool with their other mat frens. cheyyy! hak ptui ahq siyorl. they so fake one arh. dun dare show their teru kalers lyk me.

den the minah case. 24/7 holiday. holiday cos as for muslims when eu got ur menses like that ahq eu cannot fast ahq. this one the minah tell me. the term 'holiday'. funny siyarl. that time i ask her.. 'bie eu puasa?' den she tell me she holiday. den i scratch my head my nose my butt all i scratch ahq. i tot she bodoh or wat. i ask puasa she say she go holiday for wat?! den i paisey ah when she explain. buahdadadada. this one side tracq ahq. tell eu all oniq. dun wan to noe dun read ahq bodoh. kiwarq. bodoh siyorl!

so i continue ahq the minah case. want to go geylang... use spaghetti strap2 den can show the bra strap red lahq black lahq. think nice. ehq wait. nice wad ehq? buahdadada. with all the minah frens go geylang wear sexy2 wear tight2 can see cameltoe all. ehq minah. eu noe ramadan dun like that lahq seyy. eu want like that dun on ramadhan ahq. be like my minah. buadadada. den ahq. den can see all the clevage all. some even can see the boobs half way come out rediqqq! when other mats see, their mat not happy... "ehq wad eu stare2 my minah??!!" ehq bodoh, eu don want people see dont give free show ahq. kiwarq. euu free show people see ahq. correct not??! den make up so thick like chinese opera like dat. pretty watttt. eu all see my previous post the typical minah make up one ahqq ehqq. sample ahq. cos last time i type words oniq den eu all cannot bizualise. siyorl ahq. den the make up dripping dripping dok! cos got the ayam percik the burger ramly the dengdengs fire. what eu call that tinq ahq that they use to cook. like eu go bbq like that use the charcoal tinq all. buahdadada. next time ahq i got stall i sell ayam percik den i take one minah picture the make up all spoil one cos the heat very hot ahq den i make poster big big. 8R can ahq den i decorate2 a bit ahq ehq. den got caption... MINAH PERCIKKK SPESIYARLLL!! BUY MY AYAM PERCIK GET FREE MINAH PERCIK PICTURE!!! buahdadadada.
oh maybe i can put "COME BUY MY AYAM PERCIK IF YOU DOWAN YOUR MAKE UP TO SPOIL!!!" buahdadada. so if eu all see that poster, confirm me lahq the owner. ok?!!

ok ok. one more week to fast and den we can hari raya ehq. den i can make post on minah & mat berhari raya. buadadadadada!

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