An uncle xcidentally entered a female's toilet in a shopping mall lahq ehq. Shocked to see an uncle in a female toilet, minah A approached the uncle and said.. "uncle. this toilet for female oniq noe." Uncle, already feeling paiseh decided to cover his paisehness lahq sey and pulled down his pants to do his business. he turned to minah A and said, "ahq, this one also for female oniq noe."
Courtesy of ecbm9000, translated to english for euu all to read.
Love,
The Minah
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
defwination of a minah
(by a mat who denies that he is one. for sympathetic weasons, not gonna name that eediiiyurrrtt. for the post of minah2 who denies that they are maways that one, next time uhqq. i habent tinq off anytwing yet uhq. if euu kind enuf to cweate for the blog that post pwease feel fwee to email to themat.theminah@gmail.com okeyhh. teehehehe. later gip euu cwwiit okeyh?)
here's the post.
Defwinition of a minah
The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)
The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)
How to identify them:
1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)
2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)
3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)
4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)
5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)
They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)
If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.
okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.
Baby Minah, Signing Off.
here's the post.
Defwinition of a minah
The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)
The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)
How to identify them:
1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)
2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)
3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)
4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)
5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)
They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)
If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.
okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.
Baby Minah, Signing Off.
Friday, July 2, 2010
why women???
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ---------------------------------
Date: Wed, Jun 2, 2010 at 3:50 AM
Subject: Why woman is the best vehicle.
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
top ten reasons ehq why women is the best vehicle, to men lahq. okie maybe too some women who are bi or lesbie lahq. hehehe. what are eu waiting fer???
read up lahq seyy.
or shud i say, read down? heheheeh.
1.Two beautiful bumpers in front
2. Two great bumpers at the back
3. Self lubricating when hot
4.Finger touch ignition
5.Automatic engine oil change every month
6.Any type of pistons fit
7.Multiple seating styles and adjustments
8.Comes with great accessories
9.Has highest mileage: 9 months in just 5mLs
10.Different speeds to suit your mood
And Thats why Men are dying to get a ride!
hehehe. this one we received and email from somebodiq in our tagged account. would like to thank that person fer sharing lahq ehq. hehehehe.
--
Love,
The Minah
From: ---------------------------------
Date: Wed, Jun 2, 2010 at 3:50 AM
Subject: Why woman is the best vehicle.
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
top ten reasons ehq why women is the best vehicle, to men lahq. okie maybe too some women who are bi or lesbie lahq. hehehe. what are eu waiting fer???
read up lahq seyy.
or shud i say, read down? heheheeh.
1.Two beautiful bumpers in front
2. Two great bumpers at the back
3. Self lubricating when hot
4.Finger touch ignition
5.Automatic engine oil change every month
6.Any type of pistons fit
7.Multiple seating styles and adjustments
8.Comes with great accessories
9.Has highest mileage: 9 months in just 5mLs
10.Different speeds to suit your mood
And Thats why Men are dying to get a ride!
hehehe. this one we received and email from somebodiq in our tagged account. would like to thank that person fer sharing lahq ehq. hehehehe.
--
Love,
The Minah
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