Blood go up la siyal! buto ahq.

(last post for this month okeyh?)

u all see la. i duno la y siyal. my blog oso people want to jeles. relek ah siarq. my blog not insulting anybody u no. but duno la ha y ahq, y many okeyh la not many coz so far oni x different citots not happy. i tink ah ehq. i very strong the feeling ehq, they jeles ahq!!! read mi blog oso want to complain. buto ahq.

kiwak. gua tada hal apa sama lu orang. ini blog gua buat. gua peh suka ah gua mo tulis apah. gua tada paksa lu baca apah? sui?

to non mats/minahs & my beloved mats/minahs dun get offended la kiwak. relek ahq siyarq. im implying that line to the pathetic bunch of cibais. apparently they are mly so i type in mly la ehq. (apologizes to those whu dun understand)not to u all la ehq. we noe u lup us. they all kpkb oniq. ceh. so sorri la ehq. for the benefit of my loyal readers, i noe got non minahs. non mats. non mlys oso la karns. that line above in mly is for those typicals. typicals feeling bunch. buahahah. so u all dun angry2 la ehq scold me scold u all. cb. i neve sae u la siyal. criuslie.

u all no la ehq. this blog i themat, wif big help from my baby the minah, was merely for entertainment. u all no we oso no la hor. (u all refers to those who do undastand) but la ehq, attitude lyk knn la ehq some ppl. so we decided to come up wif our own assumptions... dun mind la ehq. ala. u mind oso none of mi biznes. bahaha.

1) definitely! no comma no colon no semi-colon no hifen they are the pathetic bunch of mats/minahs. that refuses to wake up from their delusion. (not all minahs or mats like them la ehq. kiwak. some power gedegak la buto. lyk me. =x deserp my respek. not like they all. a ahq. they all. attitude lyk knn. kakaka. but its okeyh la ehq..

2) this one we call them YP(s). this is way way worse than mats/minahs bcos.. they la karn. are attention seekers. they small like fly but tink they big lyk dragon la siyal. buto ah. kiwak. chinese new year finish la bodo. feeling dragon. tink we all attention seekers. i tell u all la ehq. u tell them. go take mirror ah. but den ahq. wen they see mirror u all ahq better stand far far okeyh. most prolly ah ehq, the mirror will break. maybe explode la siyal.

3) simple ah ehq. simple la kiwak. u dun like u can BLAH. i teach redy ahq wads the meaning of blah. u duno u read mi older post ahq. dun make me repeat la cb. kakaka. dun la. dun come here havoc2. feeling keybored gangsta. wa dun kaire la ehq. we feel sympathetic u noe. really la karns. cb.

see ah see ah. this one ahq. i got informer no. send email to themat.theminah@gmail.com la sey. knn u all. y neva send us email? neway i dun wan be so bad ahq. so to all the cibais. lucky i gud mood la ehq. i censored all ur cb names and faces.





CLICK TO ENLARGE LA SIYAL.

ps: sorry la ehq a few daes ago potong stim siyarq the picha on the left spoil ahq. now the pic eu can click redi la ehq.

Kiwak. Post-CNY

boo!

eeeuuu. we dun boo boo here boo boo dere la siyal. kental bodo.

as promised la eh. we are back after chinese new year la kan. sat. sun. mon. tue. lermek. 4 days oni. not enuf la sial. tmr no more holiday. not that it affect us anyway. but u duno la. we like to feeling2 student. feeling2 working adult. feeling this feeling that ah. everyting we like to feel. nice bodo.

k ah. now ah this one i want serius topic wif u all la kan. based on the prev entry. a ah. the one below this one. see ah. see k. can see or not? haha. u reli see ah? kiwak bodo pe. k k. back ah eh. this one reli serius ah. (serius call ambulance la sey!) dun mind ah eh. we noe its lame but we just love it. we dun care la siak. we not much ideas uh. so we like to reuse jokes for 3 to 5 yrs.

if any of u REAL mats & minahs feel offended. we apologise ah. cus we receive complains that some people the sensitivity level too high la siol. i tink sumting wrong sumwhere. spoil ah spoil! so ah. we are actually not trying to make fun of anybody la kan. but if. if bodo. anybody feel offended. we apologise. wat wat. not happy ah? duno wat to do. blah la bodo!

again, for the benefit of non mats and minahs. blah is just to tell u to fuck off in a nice manner. haha. and the la bodo, just like sial, siol,siak, kiwak, kimak, kimek, its just one of our many fullstops.

Some people la ehq

Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.

Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.

So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.

Ps: To the rest, we will be back after CNY. *Wink*

The Mat The Minah tired ahq

u all ah. dun angry2 ah we all never update. we tired no. den summore ah. chinese new year ah. got reunion dinner no. no lah. we dun celbrate. but u all duno ah. we ha. we like to feeling2 ah. so ah. must not scold us ah for not updating. the minah ah everyday ask me follow her she want buy new clothes. i tell her ready. i dun wan. kena force. buto ah. hahak. i love eu b.

so ah. later ah. after chinese new year we update la. can? the minah noe how to open oni the blog. then smangat 5 mins. cb. ok. again. for the benefit of u non mlys smangat 5 mins simply means to be excited about sumting for only 5 mins. not literally la bodo. but like. u get it ryte. ryte? dun tell me u dun.

oh gawd. u reli dun? fail ah fail! u cnt become mat or minah redy la. go become good boy good girl. sleep under daddy armpit. oooooh. papa jahat~. ok i noe. expired joke. dun blame me ah. we mat low in vocab. but minah still like sak. u all dun feeling2 smart babi ah. smart2 cannot get minah oso for wat sial. boring bodo.

Lepak Lepak Do wat siyarq

so bcus we mats reli duno wat to do or where to go we usually slack ah. or wat we usually call it is 'lepak'. bcus i noe our readers are not all mats or minahs so with my big big heart i help you all explain ok.

now. we all love to lepak. lepak simply means to slack. to chillax without doing anyting that benefit anyone in any aspect. so to cut short it is just to waste time so we dun feel so bored. we do not work. cuz we got fired. kiwak. just bcus come late oso kena fired. my problem ah i wan come wat time. as if i die like that kena fired. den. we oso dun school. because school is very boring. if got teacher young2 hot2 chickies den we like. we like to wat? like to disturb her. u all duno ah. we mats ar the more chickies angry the more we like noe. hot ah.

see. i side track so far sial.

lepak. i tink today we lepak at my void deck oni ah eh. bcus no money ah. later i bring down my guitar. we all sing sing togede ar. buahahaha. i got make one new song noe. u all want to listen or not? if want ah. come mi void deck. if you see got one group of mats sing2 hold guitar. tat one my geng ah eh.

just so u know la eh. its not that we are reli good with making music or playing the instruments la. but den. we just have to cuz to us singing is a hobbi. if lyk we never sing ah. we cnt get minah. u all duno ah. my minah ah. she sound me wen i singing at void deck wif my fren sial. sry eh b. but its the truth. we all cheapskate ah. no money want go jamming like u all. no money go karaoke oso cannot. cuz ah. all our money we must buy our ciggeys ah. my minah like to use the werd ciggieys so now oso i follow ah. ciggieys simply means ciggarettes. but our tongue to short ah cnt pronounce. buahahaha.

Some Minah la wei

ok. i got this email from 'b4bY13gUrL'.(not a real story) oh. maybe it is. so i would like to share this story wif u all la eh.

ok here.

i treat him as a very cLose fwen..bt i dint xpect him 2 turn his bck 0n mi..crap!!!ihe sound me bt i dint bthr c0z m att to.."baby" bt sum hw as tyme pas by we strtd 2 gt cLose w ecH otHr.. me & baby started to bcom on d rawks .
ouT of bLue fwen change!!!)i klp wnDrln wt d tlnG daT i dId wrG twrDs hlm unTiL he saId nasTY tlnGs 2 ml..as if I gt NO FEELING!!!!i tRieD 2 cnfrnT hiM bT tlnGs gT moRe w0rsE wen hE gt hls "gfeN" inv0Lve,D BITCH caLL mI sLut??hw cUd shE caL mI sLut weN shE doEsnt no anYtln abT mI ??weIrd huH??bT m oK...i duN fiTe oR saE nastY tiNgs 2 ppL as It nT a MatuRe waY 2 bhaF ryte??

-b4bY13gUrL-

ok i know the story very short & swit. & yet i suppose some ppl wun undastand. cuz as u noe. we minahs are not good with our language la siak. and plus our vocab not very a lot. geee. anyways i summarise for u all ah eh...

this minah. she knew a mat at her werk place. dis mat wanted her but she reject la sey cuz she got her mat. the mat one step late la siak. miss the boat la hor. so anyway they still got close to each other for i duno watever reason la. kimek. dh reject org nak get close? tkde carer sial. & den suddenly the mat change wen the mat got a new gf. den the new gf say our minah fren a slut. den she not hepi la sey. ah. like that ah her story.

realise it or not. we minahs and mats love to type in mixed caps. lol. irritating bodo. so yah. here is another email from one of our readers. poor fren. i hope u minahs dun end up like that. & u mats better not be like that!

so if u all got anything to share. u all can email us ok. themat.theminah@gmail.com . we also now open tag redy ok. so if u want to fren the mat or me, the minah. open ur tag account & add us la sey. but ah. u must be a mat or a minah ferst den u can open ok. if not u go away.



Love,
The Minah

Saturday ka pa

i just wake up uh. the minah still sleeping inside our room.

because today is saturday. saturday usually we all go lepak ah eh. for the eastsiders we go simpang there k. karoke ok? no ah. we sit sit first ah. see got chickies or not ah. for the north siders we go yishun dam ah eh. on? den if u west u go outside the causeway point mall ah. u noe the place we usually hang out. that one very nice. den all other areas i duno ah cuz i never cover. must ask the minah maybe she noe better. but den ah. pls dun spoil our image go early2 k. if its not midnite yet. dun u dare go to our lepak spot. bcus its very the kental. spoil the mat face. not like we got but ya.

ha. actually ah. i got this one story ah this one got sumbody email to us at themat.theminah@gmail.com that one. the minah ystd sleep wif me den she tell me the story. good ah got bedtime story. she very sad story siak. the mat mcm sial ah i tell u. really. no lying no. wah that mat really kental la kiwak. but that one i canot post now ah bcus i the mat. den the email u send that one only the minah go check. i lazy siol. kiwak, nak read2 email.

oh btw. u all got tagged or not? tat tag ah u all must open a tag account ah. if got that then can read our blog k. becus ah. tag is our fabret place. its like facebook. but we duno how to use tat one ah. very chim. so we go tag ah. so u all must follow k.

TGIF

kiwak. nak promote pun kene marah sial!

k today is what? today is friday la kan.. so friday. we all must go hurray hurray ok. so if you mat and minah dun have plan you all can join us! yes you can. today my minah say she wanna go shopping. kiwak. shopping untuk pompan bodo! sry eh b. u nak ge shop u shop ngan ur girlfrens aje la eh. my kaki penat. nanti i fetch u. buahhahaha.

so if you all wanna join us. we go double ah today. if you see one group of mats and minahs. tat one is us la. den can join. on?

my minah ask me to tell you all. if got story wanna share. email us ok. my minah say she sad nobody email her. ala elek ah b. baru start pe kan.

The mat

Today is thursday ah. Thursday usually our dating day becoz thursday is very nice. Romantic ah eh. ok la so. My mat say wanna fetch me at my void deck ah like usual. my mat drive super 4 noe. cuz smaller den super 4 i dun like ah. not cool. big big bike i like ah.

So ah. I wait ah at the void deck tangkap jambz all. . . I wait i wait i wait for like 30 minutes siak. My make up all melt ready den he sms me he say.. "b, i meet you at bus stop ah. my bro use bike ah". kimek. binget la siak. but bcuz ah lup my mat i say ok lah.

at the bus stop ready.. another 30 minutes den he came. but i say ah i lup my mat so anyting oso can ah eh. anyting la sey.

sidetrack a bit ah. when waiting for my mat. that 1 hour wait... got this one kiut guy siak. i tink the face like kacokan kacokan like that ah. i lyk siak. oh kacokan is lyk mix blood ah i tell first because some of you duno. i proud sial i noe that word. that time when mi mama say kacokan i was like binatang aper sak. cicak or lipas or wat siol kacokan. so afta that now i noe i tell my fellow minahs and mats ah. wasted sial never ask for the number. uhhh. kiut sial.

Love,
The Minah.

Welcome all you people

Welcome to www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com.

Everyone is invited. yes. everyone. & please feel free to email us at themat.theminah@gmail.com.
You can email us just about anything. Yes anything. Your questions. Your feelings. Your pain. Your joy. Your mat. Your minah. So if you have anything to share with us. Dun be shy. EMAIL us & we will post it up alrytes?

Love,
The Mat
The Minah