The I look like a _________ game.

A short one lahq okeyhh? I was browsing through the net to search for stuff to post on the blog lahq karns. then laike i search2 so much oso laike notheeng naice lahq seyy!

but but.. the following piqcha laike cool laike that lahq ehq. so i shall post it up fer euu all lahq.. okeyhh? but then euu all must be smart lahq ehq. cuz the thing right. if euu all no imagination then laike that not fanie lahq seyhh! seriuz bodoh i tell euu. it took me a few seconds to understand siyarq. cos i read read den laike i was going "huh? aper siyarq?!" den a few seconds later.. like 2 or 3 seconds ahq i was laike.. "ooooooooooooooohhhh. tehehehehehe." ahq laike that ahq. so euu all tell me eu all take how many seconds ahq okeyhh. hehehheeqs.



(CLICK TO ENLARGE LAHQ! HOW MANY TIMES MUST REPEAT??!!)

later ahq. if i got free time laike that or whard. but dunno ahq. im toking about IF lahq okeyhh, den i snap snap minah2 or mat2 piqcha laike that den i insert after the mushroom piq okeyh.. den i put.. "i am a minah. and i look like a ______" or maybe a mat's version. "i am a mat and i look like a ______ " or maybe karns we can change eeit and put. "i am a ________ and i look like a mat/minah" gedditttt not??! okeyhh lahq. chill lahq seyy. i knoe lahq i'm lame.

Love,
The Minah

Aper best nye couple?

chiaaak!

Firstly i wanna say thank you to ms.ain (ur a ms ehk? tkkn mr pulak kan? ehq but who noes ehq. if eu mr den sorrie lahq ehq. sebab i dunnoe lahq sey!) for giving me a great great idea to blog again cum answering ur burning question lahq... teehee.
to be honest ive got only 15 miniutes to spare caurse im going out soon. the mat is gonna be so mad if im gonna be late again. but heyy, whards new lahq karns. okeyh. here's a quickie.

okeyh. what's so good about coupling?

on an average person (non-mats & non-minahs literally) point of view is caurse, when we couple couple we feel that we always have someone to fall on lahq ehq. machiam eu see, sometimes we can't deny the fact that we do fall into an emotional stage. and sumtimes even if eu have great members who are alwaes dere for euu lahq karns, eu confirm paisey aper karns if eu one to cry infront of them..? water face drop karnsss?!

next,

on a mats and minahs (the real ones. who sadly cudn't accept the fact that they are one) point of view is caurse having a bf/gf or pretending to have one is like... WOW!!! alahq eu know lahq.. eu walk walk at causeway point hold hold hands with eur bf/gf den got a minah/mat walk in the opposite direction den eu see they look at eu den eu feeling2 u made them jealous. "heyy minah. i got a boyfren.. eu dun have one issit? no mat/minah want eu ehq?" ahhhhq. like that ahq! eu noe eu noeee.

or maybe eu just feel like eu wanna show the whole werld that ur bf/gf is so freaking hawttt!(in eur eyes oniq lahq. paderhal that's not whard other people tinq ahqq.) and eur so lucky that his/her property. sumting like that ahq. get it?

if eu dun get it, this is what eu do.. try walking alone in a mall wearing eur minah kinda clothings and dun forget ur 10-inches thick chinese opera make up and go scout for a mat/minah couple. eu know whats gonna happen? she's gonna stare at eu up down.. alahq common ahq. den her face will say... (this one eu must imagine lahq seyy..) "heyyy. im with my boyfren. dun eu have one?"

and if eu still dun undastand. haiyerhhq. i tired lahq wanna explain! dumbdumb uhq eu.

and finally on a poser kinda mats and minahs like us lahq ehq is caurse... we like to pose based on whard the minah and mats like to do. so minahs and mats like to couple couple. we must follow ahq. if not later standard drop lahq seyyy. teeehee.

okeyh. that's all. sorrie lahq ehq if its a bit rushing. ive only got pipteen minutes for this entry. okeyh lahq ehq..

ciao.

Love,
The Minah

Oleh kerana ker-busie-arn kiter berdua. . .

We apologize for the random updates and random m.i.a ahq cuz we are currently packing up for our honeymoon trip. and eu all better pray for the minah to pass her tp lahq siyarl. buahdadadada.

so this is just a kiut image for eu all idiorrteques to read lahq bodoh. if eu read orediq den dun read ahq ehq. simple?

(becos the word small2 like that ahq. den eu all cannot see raite? so eu go near2 your screen to read ahq ehq. cos i refuse to enlarge for eu all. buahdadadadda. bodoh siyarl. Click on the image to enlarge ahq!)





dah bacer blum? dah baca aper lagi? belah lahq buto.

Ladies and gentle mans.
Please stay tuned for the next update probably towards the end of september. or even early october.
At the mean time we will not be updating due to certain shortcomings.
personal life beb. u all dun nid to knoe ehk. kaypo ehq... biaser dier.

Anyway themat-theminah.blogspot.com will like to wish eu al selamat hari raya. still not too late ehq. So take caire and enjoy ur hari raya with loved ones okeyh ?!!

ps:
If you all want come my house oso can arh. wait at void deck. you all want we all to go ur house oso can. but must give address. later themat & theminah will bring rombongan one bus lahq ehq. the more the merrier.

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls

Ramadhan Spe-Siyarls for euu all ahq ehq?!!!

fuyoh! www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com oso got ramdhan spesiyarl siyorl.

Around one week to hari raya kah pah? Dok. Fast or wat siyorl. I do not think that in 1 week or so its gonna be hari raya. I make this post long long ahq cos i miss eu all lahq siyorl cos i noe eu all oso miss me. Kiwarq i tell the teruff eu all dun believe! walaow sad siyorl. ok ok stop this mushy bushy thing lahq ehq. no time for that lahq. oniq mat jiwang or cintan kaparq will be all loveydovey shyt. but not me ahq. i tell eu all perst. eu all still dun believe me ahq? dun believe go ask the minah lahq ehq i no tyme to waste ahqq. karn bie? buahdadadada.

b4 anytinq ahq i want to tell eu all story lahq perst. eu noe b4 hari raya got the fasting2 tinq ahq.. then because of that got the bazar pasar malam shyt ahq. that one where they sell all the food nice one. baek dok. i tell eu all ahq some examples. got the dengdeng got the ayam percik and den the ramly burger den got the kropok lekor and the list goes on but i dun wan to say ahq later eu all hungry ahq!! ok lahq not eu all. i lahq. i fasting siyorl not like eu all. not like the other mats. morning wake up eat sahur (pre-dawn meal) with family all. den after that go to work or school or whatever, light one ciggy dennn "alamarq. i fasting siyorl. forgot ahq!" but den actually step forgot oniq. siyarllah. den buker (past-dusk meal) eat with family. mother father ask, "mat eu puasa not?" den mat feeling guilty but step hero "ehq of cos ahq i fast pak/mak .." trying to answer with confident. like wad oniq. they tinq their parents duno siyarl. kiwarq. bodoh ka pah?!!! ok lahq maybe some parents really bodoh duno their mat sons or daughters got a lot of personalities oneee. with parents step good boi ahq. go out step gengster step hawt step cool with their other mat frens. cheyyy! hak ptui ahq siyorl. they so fake one arh. dun dare show their teru kalers lyk me.

den the minah case. 24/7 holiday. holiday cos as for muslims when eu got ur menses like that ahq eu cannot fast ahq. this one the minah tell me. the term 'holiday'. funny siyarl. that time i ask her.. 'bie eu puasa?' den she tell me she holiday. den i scratch my head my nose my butt all i scratch ahq. i tot she bodoh or wat. i ask puasa she say she go holiday for wat?! den i paisey ah when she explain. buahdadadada. this one side tracq ahq. tell eu all oniq. dun wan to noe dun read ahq bodoh. kiwarq. bodoh siyorl!

so i continue ahq the minah case. want to go geylang... use spaghetti strap2 den can show the bra strap red lahq black lahq. think nice. ehq wait. nice wad ehq? buahdadada. with all the minah frens go geylang wear sexy2 wear tight2 can see cameltoe all. ehq minah. eu noe ramadan dun like that lahq seyy. eu want like that dun on ramadhan ahq. be like my minah. buadadada. den ahq. den can see all the clevage all. some even can see the boobs half way come out rediqqq! when other mats see, their mat not happy... "ehq wad eu stare2 my minah??!!" ehq bodoh, eu don want people see dont give free show ahq. kiwarq. euu free show people see ahq. correct not??! den make up so thick like chinese opera like dat. pretty watttt. eu all see my previous post the typical minah make up one ahqq ehqq. sample ahq. cos last time i type words oniq den eu all cannot bizualise. siyorl ahq. den the make up dripping dripping dok! cos got the ayam percik the burger ramly the dengdengs fire. what eu call that tinq ahq that they use to cook. like eu go bbq like that use the charcoal tinq all. buahdadada. next time ahq i got stall i sell ayam percik den i take one minah picture the make up all spoil one cos the heat very hot ahq den i make poster big big. 8R can ahq den i decorate2 a bit ahq ehq. den got caption... MINAH PERCIKKK SPESIYARLLL!! BUY MY AYAM PERCIK GET FREE MINAH PERCIK PICTURE!!! buahdadadada.
oh maybe i can put "COME BUY MY AYAM PERCIK IF YOU DOWAN YOUR MAKE UP TO SPOIL!!!" buahdadada. so if eu all see that poster, confirm me lahq the owner. ok?!!

ok ok. one more week to fast and den we can hari raya ehq. den i can make post on minah & mat berhari raya. buadadadadada!

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Mats and Minahs Impersonations / Typical Minah make up

I just can't help but laugh at the MINAH IMPERSONATIONS part. the mats one not thart farnie lahq seyy. but the minah one... euu all must watch really. anyway. i dunoe who the guy in the video is lahq ehq. i took it from youtube cos i think its not thart bad. so share with euu all lahq karns. hahahaha. if euu wan to get to knoe this guy dont ask me lahq ehq. cos i osoq donknoe!!!




And this one below lahq ehq.. is the typical minah look! hahahahaha. classic classic. concentrate ahqqq. the before and the after! concentrate!teach euu all lahq how to make up like minah. preety whard. face like chinese opera.. why euu all say not preety.. jealous ehq our face and neck different kalerrr??!! hahahahaa. hehehehehehe.




Love,
The Minah

Blogshops.

These blogshop eeediyorts is peeesing me off.

As eu all knoe. Blogshop is a common thing or shud ai say the in-thing at the moment. i can bet euu there are hundreds or maybe even thousands lahq karns blogshop in the internet. From the ones that have a real retail shop sumware in town to the ones that sells off their old shagged used clothes.

And these minahs loved to blogshop so much. For i dun wish to knoe the reason why lahq karns. Dunt euu all knoe. Pictures can lie! So naice ahq this top. 30 dollars. okeyh what. not so expensive. can ahq. can buy. postage two pipty. ahhhhq. 32.50 oniq. can ahq can. so click click clikc whardever whard whard. okeyh. purchased done.

jeng jeng jeng. when the item is received. picture show what. item come like what. den euu all cry ahq. tooopid uhq!

okeyh second part ahq..

camat berpuaser to all our muslim fwends out there. yeahq yeahq i knoe its laike half way thrue the fasting month & here i am just want to start wishing. lahq... i busy rite gang. the mat osoq busy. and den we dunt even have anybodiq to update for us. thats why we have to mia. hahhaq. okeyh lahq. shuld we be back after hari rayar... here's wishing all those mats & minahs who still bothered to fast 'fully' a

Selamat hari raya aildilfitri. Maaf zahir and batin.

Love,
The Minah

Attention:

www.themat-theminah.blogspot.com

might be on hiatus till late august/early september due to some technical difficulties a.k.a personal reasons that euu all dun kaypo dun need to noe ehq. hehe. till then, mish us cos we'll mish eu toosh.

Just so euu know... (general knowledge lahq ehq?)


Ang Mo Kio Hub escalator catches fire

A fire on an escalator at Ang Mo Kio Hub saw close to 1,000 people evacuated from the mall on Tuesday afternoon. No one was injured in the incident.

The fire started on the escalator connecting basement one to the ground floor at 12.30pm. According to reports, the mechanism under the escalator’s floor plates caught fire.

Tenants and shoppers were immediately evacuated by the mall’s management staff as they were concerned that the thick smoke from the fire would pose a hazard.

Business operations in the mall resumed about half an hour after the fire was put out by firefighters.

The mall’s management said that the escalator that caught fire was serviced about a week ago and they are currently working with the escalator company to investigate the cause of the incident.

The incident was the third fire at the mall since it opened in 2007.

Source: Ion Danker – August 3rd, 2010

Joke for today

An uncle xcidentally entered a female's toilet in a shopping mall lahq ehq. Shocked to see an uncle in a female toilet, minah A approached the uncle and said.. "uncle. this toilet for female oniq noe." Uncle, already feeling paiseh decided to cover his paisehness lahq sey and pulled down his pants to do his business. he turned to minah A and said, "ahq, this one also for female oniq noe."

Courtesy of ecbm9000, translated to english for euu all to read.

Love,
The Minah

defwination of a minah

(by a mat who denies that he is one. for sympathetic weasons, not gonna name that eediiiyurrrtt. for the post of minah2 who denies that they are maways that one, next time uhqq. i habent tinq off anytwing yet uhq. if euu kind enuf to cweate for the blog that post pwease feel fwee to email to themat.theminah@gmail.com okeyhh. teehehehe. later gip euu cwwiit okeyh?)

here's the post.

Defwinition of a minah

The opposite of mats. (nth else to descwibe then diam uhhq.)

The female sub-culture of the malay community in singapore, or neighbouring malaysia. They wear tapered pants, g-strings and uber tight clothes when they know they're fucking fat. How these mats still get turned on by them is beyond anyone. (at least we did managed to turn on the mats taw ehq. i don tinq anybody gets turned on by euu. or maybe just the nyonyas and ahpehqs? or banglas. teehehe.)


How to identify them:

1-At an average of 5 words, the word 'sial', or 'siak' or 'siol' will be used. These words are phrase emphasisers like fug or shit in their mother tongue, malay. (if dunno how to spell poperlie den ask lahq bowdoh. we not as stuck up as euu areh okeyh. sial is siyarl. siak is siyarq. and siol is siyorl. must have the extension okeyh so more dramatwiq a bit luhq seii. bowdoh)

2-They are fucking anoying hoes who tune their cheap ass nokias with fucking loud speakers and play the same monophonic ringtone again and again repeatedly in the fucking bus or train and never get bored with it. They always appear to have different opinions and comments about it. (we play for euu musiq osoq want to make noise. so euu want ur journey in the bus and train to be as silent as the graveyard or ward siyarl. bowdoh. den euu go stay inside graveyard ahq. confirm no have cheap ass nokias.)


3-They're fuckin dumb (are euu refering to urself? that ish what it seems like.)


4- they're broke as fuck like they're male counterparts - mats (ehq of coz lahq seii. u see ahq spore. i want buy chicken rice one pax oniq 3 bux. and tat is lykee the cheapest food i can get ok. den summore the petol oil all so expensive lahq siyarl. how do u expect us not to be broke at this rate? babi. want go mawaysia top up osoq now so many rules all. say people. like euu so rick like that.bowdoh.)

5-you can find them at any void deck of any hdb flats in singapore. They're usually in large groups, of about 8, playing shit music on some cheap ass guitar, sharing a cigarette. (ehq dun jealouzz lahqq ehqq. we always in big gwoups. u loner. pathetiq karnss. its ok. we don mind if euu want to join us. we not as stuck up loner who tinqs tat he/she can live alone. no jiwer. siyarlsss. oh wait wait. baby confwused uhq. this part eu toking bout mats or minah. bowdoh. anyhow oniq!)

They're comparable to the blondes of america except, they're fucken ugly like 90% of the time. (ewahhqqq. wad wad. not hepi is it we more hawt den ur girlpwend.. oh wait. do euu even have one?)

If u get called a minah, u've been insulted beyond recognition. Its so bad, u'll lose the purpose of living. (uuuhhhqqq. what era are euu living in siyarlll... the fiftees? oh wait. even the fiftees ppl have names such as minah. i tinq euuur from some world which we donno about lahq karnns. YOUR OWN WERLD! awu awu oniq a lot.)
awu awu osoq euu duno. awu awu the sound like werewolf like that ahq. means euu like to tok big. bowdoh.

okeyhh my lovely weaders. that was an edited version form this mat who denies that he is one. that is wat he deswibe us minahs. so bad. yet he still asked for my kakaq, the minah number. siyorll ahqqq. kentarlanzz ritte. say so bad and den still wanna befriend wif the minah. eh relek suarrrh. the minah oniq love the mat okeyhhh. riteee kakaq? teeheee.

Baby Minah, Signing Off.

why women???

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ---------------------------------
Date: Wed, Jun 2, 2010 at 3:50 AM
Subject: Why woman is the best vehicle.
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com

top ten reasons ehq why women is the best vehicle, to men lahq. okie maybe too some women who are bi or lesbie lahq. hehehe. what are eu waiting fer???
read up lahq seyy.
or shud i say, read down? heheheeh.


1.Two beautiful bumpers in front



2. Two great bumpers at the back



3. Self lubricating when hot



4.Finger touch ignition



5.Automatic engine oil change every month



6.Any type of pistons fit



7.Multiple seating styles and adjustments



8.Comes with great accessories



9.Has highest mileage: 9 months in just 5mLs



10.Different speeds to suit your mood



And Thats why Men are dying to get a ride!


hehehe. this one we received and email from somebodiq in our tagged account. would like to thank that person fer sharing lahq ehq. hehehehe.







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Love,
The Minah

Round of 16

as eu c above. highlighted in green ahq is the one going to the next stage. so the one that no green kaler that one fail ready ahq. CAN GO HOME. sory italy and all eur supporters and fans. go home redy ahq. buto ahq. buahdadada.

i see a spain supporter. i see an argentina supported in the house. good bodo. if anybody support england or u.s, eu can go to hell ahq! kiwarq.

ok ahq. this is the TENTH post for the month of june. so next post, will be in July ahq bodo. i told eu we will not exceed 10 post per month siyarl.

anti anti. anti who? eurself ahq?

kaninabeichauchibai. i canort take it siyarl. this mat mat and this minah minah they say other minah minah and mat mat canort accept the truth. they go around showing how they hate aka anti this mat mat and minah minah. they made anti groups all over the internet. kiwarq. (indirectly potraying the message 'i hate miself cos i am a minah' and decided not to accept the facts of life.) example ahq ehq..

minah A: siyarl ahq. minah B minah siyorl. the eyebrow like whard oniq siyarq. like no more eyebrow like that. (minah A do have the same style for an eyebrow as minah B)

minah B: ehq kimarq. minah A. tink preety or whard siyarl so fat use hot pants aka superq mini shorts. the excessive fats all like fishball siyarq. bounce bounce. my hair all stand up siyarq. (minah B is just as fat, or maybe fatter than minah A. she might not wear superq mini shorts. but she wears superq mini skirts. whards the diff? euu tell me.)

and the cycle goes on. as a matter of fact. its more common to the minahs. cos they go around bitching their own species. mats on the other hand, don give a farq. like me.

i kept telling them. everytime you wanna say somebody lahq. please take a look in the mirror ferst. like reli siyarq. buto ahq.

oh i forgot. they canort look in the mirror cos the mirror will break. how sad. (this part euu all cry a bit ahq. mirror break siyarl!) they say other people (minahs) for doing blablabla. but they are just an exact replica. which decided that as long as you tinq euu are not like blablabla and when you say others (minahs & clan) is like blablabla. eur standard will go up. wah seh. powerq up siyorl. so that makes euu not a blablabla. kiwarq. euu undastand or nort ahq whard i say? don undastand ask okeyh. or try reading slowly.

don be like some peeple that decided that as long as euu tinq euu are not, than euu are not. stop it lahq buto.

World Cup Updates

kimarq. the prev post ahq eu all must wait lahq siyarl. cos dat baby minah go for holiday. buto ahq. go holiday never tell abg! i like bodoh siyorl tot wat happen to her siyarl. kiwarq. ok. the mat have been busie watching werld cup lahq. as euu know, or even if euu dun noe now i tell euu ahq. the mat wants SPAIN to take back the cup. or second in line will be ARGENTINA! buahdadada. to ladies ehq,(oh i mean minah lahq siyorl.) if euu don noe nothing, don be macham paham ahq! feeling2 watch world cup. siyarl ahq. i cannot take eeeiit siyarl. kiwarq. go arab street fill up the space oniq. we mats want to watch no more table cos table filled up with euu minahs. ala. come on ehq. eu all want to watch soccer or eu all want to watch the players. or eeuu all want to watch we mats watching the game. buahdadada. admit it lahq siyarl. buto ahq. sell face oniq. kiwarq. if hhawt like the minah or kiyut like baby minah can ahq eu want to do like that. kimarq. face like shit want to feeling2 hawtstuff. i want to watch soccer osoq cannot concentrate. they all make noise. buto ahq.

as for euu mats reading this entry, below is the points table as of 22 june. last match just now by spain and honduras. 2 - 0. spain, euu better win euur final match with chile ahq. kiwarq. don make me malu lahq siyarl. already lose with switz. bodo.



(CLICK TO ENLARGE BODO!!!)

ok ahq. now we bet ahq siyorl. which are the 2 countries from each group from group A to group H that will go to the knock out round ahq. lets say group A, eu bet for mexico and france. i bet for uruguay and south africa. whatever it is lahq bodo. example oniq rite bodoh. euu tell me ahq!

If want to comment don use ANONYMOUS!

Anonymous said...

the mat/the minah, i got a request.
boleh tak korang buat satu entry pasal this minah2 espescially yang goes by saying...
"oh aku bukan melayu. aku mixed blood" or the one that says "aku bukan melayu im half chinese"
ker the one yg ckp "im not malay, im mixed of portugese,chinese and indian" and so on ah. aku binget ah.

June 11, 2010 4:06 AM

to the anonymous who leeave that comment lahq ehq, nxt time leave your name lahq buto. kimarq. ok ok. this time gua give euu chan lahq ehq. buahdadadadada. the mat and the minah is currently busy so we cannort create a post for euu at the moment. but ehq. we have pass the message to baby minah to entertain euur request bodoh. so lahq ehq. hopefully she will do it soon.

ok ok. euu all may ask who da hell is that baby minah. suddenly appeared out of no where ehq. shiok alone2 or what siyarl??!! if euu wanna know. remember a few months ago/weeks ago whatever shid lahq siyarl i cant remeber. the minah cyg put up a post to say that we will be closing down the blog???? ahq. that one ahq. the winner to that contest is baby minah! newly recruited! and now that the minah also busy because she step wanna take her driving. btt oso wanna scared. kimak. relek ahq bie. btt fail can take again per. tio bo? and ive been busy with work. BURGER SPECIAL SATU! buahahahdadadada. yah. so baby minah will be taking over the two of us for sometime. we will drop by randomly to post also but yahq not as frequent lahq. as euu can see. my last post was last month! ok. thats all for now. euu all don't read read oni lahq siyarl. not easy siyarl want to come up with a post!

baby minah cyg, go do your job!

ORCHWARD FERLAD! ohmaigawssshhhh.

o0hhh my gaaawwwwssshhh!

have euu all seen the video?

ORCHARD IS FLOODED.

poor stwarbucks, wendys and all the shops that is like at the below kind. i tinq orange julius or whard. i dunnow ahq. let me twy and put the video for you okeywh.



its fwom youtube anyways. i dunow the person who uploaded it but thankiup boispade.
so thewre it isss. the orchard flood. 16 june 2010.

Baby Minah, Signing off.

Mat kental urh

hewo ewibody.

baby minah here. do euu mish me nort? teehee.

twodays stowy is about mat kental machiam korntall. here is whard happewn.

baby minah was walking awound tampenis marl wif muai fwenzie ahq kharn. baby actwually want tuh buy clothes urh at tampines wan. shoppwing ahq kharn. so the thwoo of us (baby minah & mamart D) went inside espwit, uniqlow, dorothy perkins, topman and decided to have out dwinner at bbq chwiken. so we did.

aftwer dwinner, we leyparks outside tampenis wan at the tactsee there. while dwingking my lemon tea and my fwen, mamart D was smokwing. suddenly this mat kentall machiam korntall go to mamart D and say "ehq, why euu stare stare at my gwirl ahq?"
baby minah was so shocked euu know. i tot what this mamart D do. so mamart D answer urh, "i want to stare at ur gurl for whard siyorl. no steam siyarl. my gurl hawter siyorl. i waiting for tactsee lah siarl. euu and euur gurl blocking my view bodo!"

teeheee. den the mat kentall machiam korntall kental buah lychee paisey redii. paiseyy orh whard boi! teehee. den he apologise and walk off wif his minah kental. which is so ugly like e.t. teehee.

den mamart D was so pissed he shout "kimark! don want ppl look go put paper bag over her face lah siyarl! face pweetie orh whard nevermind ahq. face like lizard who want to see bodo??!!" teehee. so funny siarq mamart D. no ahq, he nort my boifwiend ahq. baby minah stwill swingle urh. but we vewi cwose becose we stay vewi near. teehee. and oh. mamart D and baby minah wasn't waiting for tactsee btw. teehee.

Baby Minah, Signing off.

Welcome on board

Baby Minah here. will be helpwing the mat & the minah to updwate the bwog. hehehe.

tankiup to the minah for allowing me to be part of the admiwns.

lurp euu kakaq & abg!

will do my best to not make the bwog siwent okieh?

Baby Minah, signing off.

somebody, tell me im hawter than her. :X

Meet Debrahlee Lorenzana, the woman claiming to be “too hot” for Citibank.

The stunning 33-year-old New York banker is suing the U.S banking giant, claiming she was harrassed and then fired for being “too sexy”.

The tall, buxom brunette claims in the lawsuit that her manager told her to “refrain from wearing certain items of clothing, in particular, turtleneck tops, pencil skirts, fitted business suits, or other properly tailored clothing”.

It appears the stunner’s killer bod was deemed a huge distraction by her hot-blooded male colleagues as soon as she sashayed into Citibank’s Chrysler Building branch in September 2008.

Bank supervisors reportedly told Lorenzana, who stands 1.70 metre-tall and weighs 56 kilos, that she should also refrain from wearing classic high-heeled business pumps as they drew attention to her curves.

But the Latina businesswoman claims it was not her wardrobe that was inappropriate; she says she shops at the same stores as her colleagues, citing Zara as an example. It was just the way her body looked in them.

When she protested that her female colleagues were dressed far more provocatively than she was, the bank allegedly told her those women were different because they were ”not as attractive”.

The single mother’s complaints of harrassment to Citibank’s Human Resources department resulted in a transfer to another branch where her circumstances worsened. She was eventually fired by the bank last year on grounds that she failed to recruit new customers.

The lawsuit is making headlines around the world and has catapulted Lorenzana to instant superstardom. Her claims have now also triggered the fierce age-old debate on gender discrimination at the workplace.

After all, according to reports, Lorenzana had won praise and a few customer service awards from her previous employers including Bank of America and Metropolitan Hospital in Queens.

“She was punished because her male colleagues couldn’t handle their libidos,” her New York City lawyer, Jack Tuckner, told The New York Post.

Citibank responded by telling the New York press, ”We believe the lawsuit is without merit and will defend against it vigorously.”

The bank insists that the her dismissal was purely “performance-based”.

Source: http://sg.yfittopostblog.com/2010/06/08/fired-for-being-too-attractive/





aiyerhhh. can euu pwease tell tat lady on top to stop feeling2 can or not lahqq seii!. i more hot den her karnss??!! hahahaq. hehehehq. huhuhuhq.

anywaes karns. i duno lahq if such tinqs reli x-sis? u mean like u get fired for being too hawt. arrrgggh. no wonder lahq until now i cannot get job when my interviewer is a female. they jelez lahq seii cos i too hawt for them. ehq??!!. @.@

tinqing again karns. sumtimes this media2 all. they want to gain publicity oniq. publicity mi arse. rmbr the jack neo's case the riz low april fools joke. and of cos a few months back the nadia fazlini case. they get infamous cause of smtng overnitee. wah sehhh. like that i osoq can create hu hah den get infamous overnite ahq. then after sometime it quiets down readiiqq. kimerk. waste time oniq lahq this people... no life one like euu all. hak ptuii ahhhq!

and of cos lahq kan my fellow tagboard warriors. if euu want publicity euu can email me okeyh.
1) euur message of wateva u wanna say or whoever euu want shoot
2) den dun forget ur peeeqchaa ahq. hahahahhaq. who noes got mats/minahs see euu hawt den wanna ask for euur number or what..
dun want wasted noe.

Love,
The Minah

More on mats jokes

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Subject: Mats Jokes
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com


Are eu guys readiqqq to read the post????!!!


Okeyhhh. Lets begin.


Q) Two mats jump off a cliff, who wins?
A) Society.

Q) Two mats in a car, who's driving?
A) The policeman.

Q) What do you call a mat/minah who has a Diploma?
A) A liar.

Q) What do you say to a mat with a job?
A) "Burger special one. Kropok lekor 2 dollars"

Q) What do you say to a mat with a fancy job?
A) "Quarter pounder meal. Upsize. Take away"

Q) What's the difference between a mat and a minah ?
A) A minah has a higher sperm count.

Q) What do you call a Mat/Minah with half a brain?
A) Gifted.

Q) What do you call a Mat in college?
A) The janitor.

Q) What do you do if you run over a Mat?
A) Reverse, just to make sure the bastard's dead.

Q) Why is a mat not like a park bench?
A) A park bench can support a family.

The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? Den u add some salt & pepper or sugar & spice oso lahq ehq. However, themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours (we do add and minus certain parts lahq seii) but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!

If eu just excuse me cause i got to touch up my make up lahq. must make my face ten times whiter den mi neck and body. so my make up visible like chinese opera like that lahq seii. okeyh okeyhhh. late readiiq. the mat cyg waiting for me oredyq. he say i very slow. babi.

Love,
The Minah

Chibai

Ehqqq. Chibai lahqq siyarl. Tinq i scared of euu or whard siyarl. step big is it?

dun step chibaiss here with me lah chibai. euur mother the mother ahq, to the CHIBAI! (you can click the word CHIBAI)

For euur ow safety okeyhh?

The minah is officially sick. fever. flu. cough. sorethroat. upcoming sore eyes. not that euu all want to know. but my blog ward. my pasal urhhh. ehq?

okeyh lahq. this one i wann to share with u all. no proof to show that it is real lahq karns but den again, for your own safety lahq seyyy. buahdadada.

CLEVER TRICK. BY GETTING YOU TO SHUT DOWN YOUR MOBILE, YOUR WORRIED FAMILY MEMBERS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTACT YOU TO VERIFY YOUR SAFETY!

Just be careful. Its all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from M1 or Singtel or Starhub and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2
hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question him and shutdown my cell phone.

After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 9***4380.

I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I was safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I was safe and asked them to lodge a police report.

Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They kept calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.

Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls.If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND!

Your family or friends might receive the same call.

Be Safe and Stay Alert!

This message is broadcasted via themat-theminah.blogspot.com

American Idol

yeahhhqqq!!! IN YO FACE MAN!

i told euu all redyq karns. i say Lee can win. you all dun believe. actualy its 70 percent obvious lahq siyarls that his gonna win. so as i was watching A.I with my group of minah frenz lahq ehq and doing our nails while watching all we had a 50-50 split. alahq. normal lahq some want Crystal some want Lee and all. And i kept bugging the mat who is obviously ignorant about it that Lee is gonna win.. "huh, who the fark is lee siyarl bie?" bodoh i know.

ok lahq. thats all for it. so fucktastic that Lee wins. Not that it affect me or eu in any ways lahq seii. Dun mind ahq ehq. Typical Minah always feeling2 oniq. Like me and eu like that lahq.


On a second note. Just would like to shoot at some pathetic cibais out dere lahq. scolding/using vulgarities in another language to someone whom euu tinq is too dumb to understand eu? Tinq again.. I may be a minah, i may be blur but i am not as dumb as eu expect me to be.

Goodnairte.


Love,
The Minah

Bon Apetit.

I know lahq this one is gonna be a teeny weeny beety kinda lame lahq ehq. but then i am trying to put pichaz in the blog cos i realised karns that my blog very the werdy lahq sey. just bear with me okeyh!

LEMON CHICKEN BREAST

I saw this recipe for a lemon chicken breast that looked really good.
I thought I would share it with others who are
forced into the kitchen a few times a week.

Ingredients:

1 whole chicken
1 large lemon, cut into halves
Spring of rosemary
Salt and pepper to taste
Butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely
coated
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the
juice from the lemon will coat the breast.
Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary
into the chicken.
Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every
15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look
like the one in the picture.





YAHQ OKEYH OKEYH LAHQ. I KNOW I AM LAME, EUU DUN HAVE TO SAY ME UNTIL LIKE THAT LAHQ SEII!1 I OSO GOT FEELINGS SIARQQQ!

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This one goes out to all the wannabes out there, including me & euu lahq ehq. stop denying it euu cb.

Nothing in the cyber world is real. nth is original, so stop claiming ownership lahq siyarls. please lahq karns. get this in your head not arses. to be polite, always quote the source eventho the source mite not be original at least euu dun follow the wrong tinq.

CYBER VS REALITY. they just don't mix. and get out of the cyber world if euu are blinded too much by it. its now or never! so for all that is trying so hard to be a waddafark(keyboard warriors they call it) in the cyber world, the ones who loved to awu awu(this is the sound of the dog/wolf okeyh) in this world, don't over do it. like me like that okeyh lahq. saaarrrrp! cyber world is cyber world. this is whard it is. this is whard it shall be. this is whard it will always be. stop being a wannabe cb & get on my nerves cause u really looked & sounded pathetic. geese.

on a second note. we, the admins of themat-theminah.blogspot.com (cheii like taking pledge ehq?) have decided to leave the blog as it is. after days and nights of tinking and not bathing and not eating and not sleeping and not going out and not xvausasjdnbDHioudLK this part we x-xeh-jer-red-ting oniq (or however u spell it lahq i dun noh.)this is bcos after goint through rounds of interview with themat-theminah.blogspot.com we could not get any suitable candidates. and we are too tired to prolong it cos we osoq neberr get mani. cheii. toopid uhqq. so we canserl. and should there be anybody interested the applications are still open. till further notice.

and for all euu dickheads outdere that claimed this blog is confusing or whard, euu can alwaes ask euu know? stop being a fool. awu awu! we are like durians. hard on the outside soft on d inside. feeweeeeddd!!! seaweed? yahq. can.

Jokes for today

(One)
One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A mat and his minah went
to bed and the mat was getting kinda horny lahq karns.. So mat asked his minah if she was in the mood & could entertain him. His minah as per usual answered, "Not tonight ahq bie, I have a headache." The mat replied, "Is that your final answer?" Minah said "Yes." And so the mat said "OK, then I'd like to call a friend." he replied.


(Two)
Mat & Minah, went to the doctors. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The mat said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $30. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems & pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor gets frustrated and asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out by doing it infront of me?" The mat said, "We're not trying to find out anything ahq doc. We can't go to her house because her mom will scream & we can't go to mine cos i dun have any. The budget hotels charges $50. The regular hotels charges more than $200. We decided to do it here for $30, which eventually will be taken off from our medisave, so its FREE!!!"



The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? And themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!

To all the girls/minahs out there lahq ehq,

I TEGUR YOU TAK SEMESTINYER I NAK TACKLE YOU!!!!

pissed off with your feeling jambz siol. Kiwak, get a life please.

Rain Rain Go Away... No rain. Don't go...

Kimek. Raining lahq siyarls! Im so the pissed okeyh. Ala okeyh lahq not really so pissed coz raining good oso lahq karns. Since the pass few days is so damn hot like mad. Hot like me ehq? kakakakah. Shuddup lahq eu. Dun nid to jealous of me okeyh.

Anyways the bad part when it rains is that i cannot go out eu knoe! No lahq not cannot but I don feel like it cos later I wet. I mean literally. Please. No sidetracking ehq euu all. Got underage people here euu noe. And den later my shoe wet. Mi hair wet. Den my face all wet not hot lahq siyarq. Mi mat oso dun wan look at me no more. Den ahq. If rain later i scared wanna follow the mat take bike. Slippery. The mat dun care one. Ride so fast and all. Raining oso all he bypass. But i cannot ahq. I still love myself too much. So i will create every possible reason to tell him that i can't follow lahq. Not because I ward. Becos i scared. Dun tell people okeyh?

Actually lahq ehq this entry i write is not becos of rain lahq. wdf siyarq topic about rain. Cheii. Okeyh lahq. Maybe it is lahq siyarq. i cant tink of anything else to type. kakakkaah. next time oniq lahq ehq?

Oh btw. the previous entry still in consideration lahq say. We might just have to close down this blog. :(

Love,
The Minah

Recruiting Admin Helpers!

The mat & the minah is very busy lahq seii. so like thats why euu all see this blog karns like very lagging like that lahq ehq? ahq. so its like euu noe. we don have the time to update this blog as a lot a lot like the last time. alerh. last time like very long like that ehq. paderhal its only like wart? 3 months old. buahdadada. and we are already like abandoning our baby. very the sad riite? so. wat say euu guys?

1) Delete this blog. It was fun while it lasted lahq seii.

2) Leave it here and wait for the spider webs to come and pay it a visit.

3) Leave it so that euu all can re-read the contents as & when euu want. and of the cos we update as & when we are bored or as & when u got something to share.

4) Somebody with a creative mind and 10 itchy fingers (or maybe less) to help us update this blog lahq ehq. very easy oni. euu must got jiwer! the rest all gua tkda heran lahq ehq.

5) none of above. so euu all can fill in the blanks. buahdadadada.

yand so you can either comment on this post, you see the bottom got the comment ting like that. ahq that one lahq. below this post. got see not? got riite! that one you can comment. you dun nid username or password lahq, dun worri.

or you can email us at themat.theminah@gmail.com

or simply tag us at our tag board lahq siyarqqq!

Ps: If we receive no comments/feedbacks lahq karns from euu all. we will by default go with no. (1) okeyhhs?... so. your voice is our concern. buadahdada.

Joke for today

Received via email.

(1)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.

Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".

Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."

Then they passed a minah sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the minah said, "I duno lahq seii. I faterd and the building behind me blew up siyarqq!!"

__________________________________________________________________________________

(2)

A mat gets home early from work okeyh lahq maybe not work but his usual lepak routine under the void deck and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes to the room to find his minah naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the minah.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Papa! Papa! Uncle Jo's in your closet and he's nakeyy!"

The mat slams the phone down and storms into the bedroom, past his screaming minah, and rips open the closet door.

Sure enough, inside, there was his member,Jo, totally naked, sitting quietly in te closet. (But soon i think the closet break lahq karns.)

You rotten bastard, "says the mat,"my minah''s having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring my son!!!

Duh. Bodo or whard siyarl??!!! Like eu like that ehq? buahdadadadada.

Sorrie lah ehq

The Mat & The Minah having some life crisis lahq seii. So all the lurbly fans out der, chill ehq. Plus we oso getting bored of tinking new stuffs to put seii. If like all the same later eu all oso bored riite. Correct nort??!!

anyway dun worry cus We will be back soon! Say next week or whad? If we can shortened it we will okeyhh?

We promise.

Al-fateha Achik Spin

Penyanyi Achik Spin atau nama sebenarnya Abdillah Murad Md. Shari, 27, meninggal dunia dalam kemalangan ngeri di KM 14.7 Lebuh Raya Kajang-Seremban (LEKAS) dekat sini, Sabtu petang.

Kejadian berlaku pukul 6.15 petang apabila kenderaan pelbagai guna (MPV) jenis Toyota Estima yang dinaiki penyanyi itu bersama seorang rakan lelaki yang belum dikenali dikatakan terbabas dan melanggar papan tanda.

“Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas kenderaan yang dipandunya itu melanggar papan tanda selepas melepasi kawasan Rawat dan Rehat (R&R) dekat susur keluar ke Pajam.

“Difahamkan kenderaan yang dipandunya itu dalam perjalanan balik ke Seremban bersama seorang rakan selepas menyertai sebuah rancangan di RTM, Kuala Lumpur,” katanya di sini.

Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan beberapa bahagian anggota badan.

Allahyarham dikatakan tercampak keluar dari kenderaan, yang kemudiannya terbakar dan meletup.

Mayat Achik dan rakannya yang cedera telah dibawa ke Hospital Tuanku Ja’afar (HTJ) Seremban.

Sementara itu Ketua Operasi Bomba dan Penyelamat dari Mantin, Hamizin Khaidir berkata, penyanyi berkenaan tercampak keluar dari MPV dan orang ramai cuba menyelamatkannya sebelum dia meninggal dunia.

Achik merupakan penyanyi utama kumpulan Spin yang popular sekitar tahun 2002.


Source : http://best1of4.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/achik-spin-meninggal-dunia-dalam-kemalangan-ngeri/


ENGLISH BERSION LAH EHQ... must be fair ahq!

Singer and actor Abdillah Murad Md Shari, better known as Achik Spin, was killed in a fiery accident today (Saturday).

Details are still sketchy though the 28 year-old was said to have been killed on the spot as the vehicle he was driving was engulfed in flames.

Achik, made his name with the band Spin as well as several hits from his collaboration with another singer, Siti Nordiana Mohd Alias or Nana, as she is more affectionately known .

Nana said she was last with Achik during their recording for an RTM programme - Gah 1 - earlier this evening. Gah 1 is a live show and Achik performed the song entitled Mencari Ketenangan.

"We completed our recording at about 5pm, and I gave him a lift to his car which was parked quite a distance away.

"It never crossed my mind that it would be the last time I would ever see him."

The 26 year-old said Achik was accompanied by a friend.

Contacted at about 8pm by The Malay Mail, Nana said she was in shock after receiving the news just moments before word went out on the Internet.

"I called his sister. In tears, she confirmed Achik's passing but said she too was seeking more details.

"All I know right now is that he was driving home to Seremban along the Branang highway and accompanied by a friend who escaped with a broken leg."

SOURCE: http://mmail.com.my/content/33751-achik-spin-passed-away

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the ferst step to verify that a minah is a minah is that,

she will never admits that she is one. she goes around calling other minahs a minah. and she gets farking pissed off if you called her one.

next,

she loves to find fault with others bcos she ting she is the best larhq seii.

see. wad did i told eu? living in denial karns.,,?

if eu open ur eyes big big. inside this blog also u can see redii. but. if u tinq im being lame/nonsensical, it gets way too obvious that eu are the person im toking bout lahq okeyhh?

ps: i regretted deleting some posts that should have been left here. im giving away free hugs & kisses to sumbody who can email baq the posts okeyhh? i want to post it up once again and let the rest of the werld see it! i know im being unfair to dose who have not yet read those posts. Wasted shit. we must learn how to share okeyhh?

The mat pilot. (i dun tinq got many around lahq)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Mon, Apr 12, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Subject: The Mat Pilot
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com


A member of mine ahq who just got his job as a pilot was fired a few days back lahq siarq. Sad karns? Den i ask him ahq. wat happen? So he told me his story..

As it was his first time and considered he was very new, he oni get to become the co-pilot lahq euu see. Upon reaching 2000 feet,the helicopter suddenly lost control and crashed. I duno how lahq but my member survived lahq seii... The rest all died eu see. So he had to go through some investigations. When they asked him," why did your helicopter lose control and crash?"

My member said," I dunno lahhhq,but i remember ,oh yahq i remember ahhq at 2000 feet,sooooo cold lahh you know. So i OFF THE FAN lahhhq."

Kimarq!!! no wonder lahq karn we don see many mats becoming pilots... my member ahq.. relii ahq..

Joke for today. (Received Via Email & Edited)

Before I start this entry ahq, I want to apologize for the previous entries. Which some of you claimed it to be contradicting or racist whatever lahq ehq. It was not on purpose. As euu knw, when people take emotions control over their mind and body, things would become worse. And den evryting go wrong lahq seii!!! & don't eu ever criticise/blame the minah ehq. ONLY I CAN DO THAT! undastand or not? buto ahq. We are not as stupid as you tinq we are okeyh?

Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!

okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.

okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com

(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.

(Begins.)

A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)

When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."

The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)

The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"

The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."

So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)


The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..

Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???

Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.




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that's where you are WRONG!!!!

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...

Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!


Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )

To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)

Lermek.. Some people too dumb lahq siyarl that i have to RE-POST.

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11

SOME PEOPLE LA EHQ.


Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.

Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.

So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.



Ps: If i nid to repeat this post every 1 - 2 months, can die lahq bodo.
I want to be lame ke want to do wat ke. my pasal ahq!!!

Critism? I smell jealousy lahq seii.

frust tonggek today lahq ehq.

CONTENTS OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED.


okeyh lahq ehq. im not that mean. i decided to remove diz post ahq. when i type this post one of the species was realli bugging me. so datz the why i type diz post lahq karns..

sorrie dorrie stawbewwie lahq!


Love
The Minah

Before.... And then What???!! After lahq!!! kiwarq!

(APRIL FOOL'S SPE-SIYARLS)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: Before & After
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com

ahq! dis one ahq email. den the email in malay lahq. kiwarq! euu tinq i not tired ahq change & translate for euu all. i told euu redii ahq. if eu want to send email very good. i very like. bud den. i say again lahq.. this blog not oniq for malays euu noe. i don wan pomode racism lahq siyarq! so ehq. please lahq.. if euu want to send me something. thankz ehq. i very appreshade. bud go type in english can or not. buto ahq. make mai life difficult.

aler. kidding oniq ahq. euu ting wad. like that oso i want to angry? i not like euu ehq. a bit a bit want to complain oniq. want to make noise oniq. mirror buy expensive expensive duno how to use. buto ahq. waste mother money. waste father money. waste duno who other people the money. euu like wat karns?!

anywaes lahq ehq. thanx ehq to the person who send dis email to me. not bad lahq ehq. so i must share. if euu all got email oso dun be so sell fish ahq. email me okeyhs!??!! i say email me riite!! and den we can share the joy. ehq? can ehq??!!! very good.

(put your hands together and gip a round of a plause lahq seii!! do it! dis is a command!!! hehe.)

dis is an entry about what will happen to dis minah & her mat dat she is with at the beginning of the relationship and sometime later when they are used to each other orediiq.

Before & then...



1) CARRYING THE BAG
Come sayang, let me carry the bag for euu..



2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
'Sayang, are euu okeyh? *Helps euu up* & *Stamps the floor*



3.) SEXY CLOTHES....
Euu are so hot baby… *hugs/kiss euu*



4.) IN PUBLIC...
Sayang… Where's my kish?..



5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
U want what syg? Wait I buy fer euu.



6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK

You are so beautiful baby… That’s why I love euu..



7) MONEY WISE
Its okeyh sayang, we can always find the money. What’s important is you.



8) SEX
When we get married, I wanna have sex with you everyday darling.



9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Im so sorry sayang, I don’t mean to. Will you forgive me?



10) COOKING
Wow. Ur such a good cook. This is delicious. (Even tho you know its not true. If you duno I tell euu first lahq k. ITS NOT TRUE!)



11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
Okeyhs syg. Later when I get my pay I buy for you k?



12) WHEN GOING HOME AFTER A DATE

Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! I miss you so much. (Even though you you are still in front of him)


13) FETCHING YOU
I’ll fetch you later okeyh? Don’t worry I’ll do anything for you b.



14) LATENESS
Its ok syg. As long as you are safe, I’m happy.



15) CHOOSING PLACE

Where you want to go baby? Even if you want to go to the moon I’d take you.


A few years after..

And so a few years after you together ready lahq.... and den sum ppl not even years lahq. maybe months or weeks or even days... you may never know riite?? euu noe oso u keep quiet lahq. noisey luhhh seii!



1) CARRYING THE BAG
If you don’t want to carry, next time don’t bring lahq!



2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
Eh you blind ahq? Your eyes put at where? Your butt is it!



3) SEXY CLOTHES
You think your body so nice ahq where like that? No money buy proper clothes?



4) IN PUBLIC...
Oi! Why u kiss me! People can see karns. Duno how to wait is it?


5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
You dun nonsense here lahq. What I buy you take. You dun want you buy yourself ahq!


6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You think pretty ahq like that? You want to do what? Perform Chinese Opera???!!

7) MONEY WISE
Last time don’t want to study. Enjoy only. See now. Cannot find job! How like that?




8) SEX
You think I robot? Tired you know! Tomorrow can or not? (& when tomorrow comes, the same sentence was repeated. Over and over again.)


9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Funny is it? Not mi fault what. You expect me to apologise? Mi arse ahq. Don’t expect me to say sorry.



10) COOKING
Oi! Your mother never teach you how to cook ahq? Want to make me get food poisoning or what??!



11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
You want you buy yourself ahq. Nah! this one I buy for you at bazaar.



12) BABY, I LOVE YOU
Ah k k. Bye. Faster lahq. Mi fren waiting for me redii.



13) FETCHING YOU
Go home urself can or not? I tired okeyh. You got legs right. Can walk right?



14) LATENESS
Whatever lahq! Everytime also late!!! Next time no need to mit.




15) CHOOSING PLACE
You want to follow you follow. You don’t want you can go home.




and so like dat oniq ahq.. very the long riite? alah. dis one cos euu enter2 a lot dats why lahqq look like very long! bodo!

btw, as what the minah had told u all ahq, i busy man ahq now siyarl. Got life redii. last time no life. buahdadadada. i try lahq update update oso okeyh b? becos i lup the minah very much i try mai very the best to update okeyhs? if i don love euu i close redii the blog okeyh b. don nag nag like nyonya lahq siyarl! buto ahq.

Announcement

The Minah as euu know do not relii post a lot alot inside here karns. and den the one that usually update the blog is the mat. dis one bcos the minah do not realli noe wad to type la siyarq. anyway. the minah very lame one luhh.. so the minah dun dare to update a lot a lot. later from got fans become got many enemies. korect?

the announcement dat im about to make will make some of euu very the hepi. and sum of euu. very the sad. euu want to hear or not what i nid to say? kimek. u dun kerex ahq.. u better listen to what i want to say ehq...

1) due to some shortchanges, the mat will not be able to update so so much animore. or eben not at all siyarq!

2) and so bcos of that. i tink i want to close dis blog la siyarls. bcos i tink that mi heart very the pain. no more the mat to update the blog nomore. so...

3) unless i get a replacement for the mat, i won be able to update here any longer. at least not 10 entries per month anymore. maybe oniq one entry per month. or none.

4) den i veri sad luhh seii. i cannot type animore. i wan to cry redii...

Heartpain the pain,
the minah

My bad

okeyh ehq. while i was browsing thru some of my other minah fwenz the blogs & so on. i realised tat they dun say

1) lahq but they say luhh.

2) siyal but they say siyarls(z)

3) tau but they say taw/tawu

4) despite the suckish spelling.. (cnfrm spelling & dictation at pri school owaes fail lahq karns... they mistaken a q for a g?!!! how stupid are we guys? oh i mean quys... heheheh


so as euu knw. i may not be a perfecto. plus. since i am just a poser i may not know exactly tit for tat & im onie human luhh seii. i make mistakes okeyhs?

i know derez a lot more mistakes tat i make. which some i cannot eben rmbr kies? if euu happen to spot anything. u tell me luhh.. okeyhz?

ouhs. i am still repairing dis blog luhh seii. i like want to gip up like tat euu noe. ive oso received complains about mie tagboard. so if euu happen to hap problems oso, u just comment at the posts luhh kies? this one. exactly below each & ebry posts got the COMMENTS thing karns. that one ahq...


Love,
The Minah

Repair Blog First la ehq

now must draft first ahq wan to put wat into the blog. later put noncen2 u all not happy lahq seii. den scold me. cb. scold me for wat siyol. anyway lahq karns. now themat & theminah want to create new layout. want to make original design lahq karn. den more up ahq. so u all wait ahq. wait oni. not very long. if long oso euu just wait lahq ehq.

Expo ?

expo got the halal FOOD fair lahq seii! (halal means no pork no lard? halal means muslims can eat? halal mean what ehq. i duno ahq. dun care also. as long as got food can redy lahq seii... tats y lahq euu cee the word FOOD big big and dark dark.) anybody going or not? u wan go u tell me lahq ehq... i like wanna go siyol. den ahq. if you wanna go den i can go togeder2 wif you lahq siyarq. i don like go alone2. u duno ahq. mats & minahs cannot be alone one. drop the image you knoe. kiwarq. drop the water face bodo! like loner siyol. so ahq. even if i wanna go, no body wanna go wif me. i dun go la seii... nvm lahq ehq.

but if euu wanna go u tell me lahq ehq. hehe. i sexcited lahq. confirm got a lot mats one ahq. food fare pe karns... i wan promote my ten inch make-uped face lahq!

Love,
The Minah

take this as something for you to ponder

mats & minahs literally means a malay guy or girl. and i do not see the reason why many despise us. i really don't get it. sometimes, you just got to see the whole picture and think out of the box! the reason why the absurd behaviour is because of people who tends to make mats & minahs into a big problem for them. do not blame us dear friends. for we do not like it. i don't think you do either. whats wrong with being a mat? whats wrong with being a minah? don't u see the point now? as said. hating = envy. the issue here is you, as a 'normal person' who is still living in denial. wake up! or will you only do that when september ends?

i really find that this is humiliating. the ones who throw tantrums and hatred and acts like as though we are a hindrance to their pot of gold are usually, and sadly, the malay community or should I say the mats and minahs themselves? its a proven fact that you have to accept. the mats or minahs who could not accept the fact that they are by default a mat or minah are the one who creates the anti whatsoever campaigns everywhere. just imagine one day. a group of mats and minahs go on strike. banners of "we anti mats and minahs for the bla3.."?? what the hell are you thinking dear friends? this behaviour of yours is equivalent to saying that you hate yourself and going on a strike against yourself. is that even possible? maybe it is. for your category. think about it.

as said, you associate mats with a floating cap & tapered jeans and minahs with the 10 inch make up and weird looking eyebrows. so that means anybody using a floating cap and tapered jeans is a mat. a female who have altered her eyebrows is a minah. as such. a minah who dresses up like a non-minah way is not a minah? even if her attitude is like a fucking bitch...? and a mat that is one ******* is not a mat. just because he dresses like some nerd and do not give a damn about you? or a person who stares at you as though you owe them a big shit is a minah/mat?

this is one mind set that you have to change. hello there dear friends. what were you thinking? what era are you at? the fifties? or maybe a century later than the actual timeframe? back to the future you may say. do you know that judging a book by its cover is an outdated concept. please. for goodness sake. before you build up you hatred-o-metre towards someone or something, always look in the mirror. always. do not be a disgrace to yourself. yes i know that as a normal human being you would love to find the flaws of others and make it into a big issue. by doing so, you think that you are building up your confidence. i regret to tell you that this is not the way. please change your behaviour. please change your mindset. and please. start accepting this fact: there are things that are meant to be. do stop pointing fingers at others. have you forgotten the saying of 'when a finger is pointing to someone else, three fingers are pointing right back at you.' which you won't realise with you conscious mind.

you see. you may hate us so much. but why? should you be in our shoes, would you be as great as what we are? would you be able to do the things that we do? i bet you can't cus you are just the type who bring others down in order to lift yourself up. at least, no matter how bad we are, no matter how many people around us hate us, claiming that we are garbage for the community, we still stand rooted to the ground. cus nth is gonna bring us down. the only reason for your type of behaviour is mainly because you, who see us as a competition. right now i know in your minds you may ask but why. or what the fuck am i trying to say. or perhaps im just a mat/minah which irritates the hell out of you. now what i may ask is; why are you reading this dear friends?

take this as something to ponder. and learn. hatred, espescially within your own species will just degrade yourself without you realising it. but others around you do. henceforth, if you keep doing this when will you ever succeed in life. do you still want to live in denial? or would you rather wake up and see the world. accepting things for what it is rather than criticizing?

ps: if you have anything against this post, feel free to comment or email us.

Mats Translation Booklet

yo!! the mat is back with a brand new rap. (ala ala eminem la ehq.. feeling2 oni. cannot??!)

as said. i, the mat. inclusive of my baby, the minah, will ONLY post up to a maximum of TEN posts per month. dat is MAXIMUM ahq... minimum dun hep uhq.. bcoz riite, if i posts many many later become boring u know. so.. dun one ah lyk dat. i wan gip u all suspense very the long long. buahahaha. chill ahq.. okeyh?

the following email was sent to themat.theminah@gmail.com on FEB 23. buahaha. i duno ehq. considered 23. 24. 25. 26.27.28... to 13 march not so long la seii. agree or not? gagaga. dun agree your pasal ahq.

anyway la ehq. this one i got email ahq... email lah bodo. from...................................................... i cannot tell euuu! buahaha. well, to some it mite be outdated joke oredi la karnz bcos from my not so good memory i tink i got see eiit sumwhere before. sumwhere over the rainbow? yes? no? no lah. watt oniq. kental ahq euu!! boooekkk. kiyut or not me? ala i noe i kiyut. shuddup uhq eu!

so. thanx a million la ehq to the person who shared wif us this email. and as for euu. yah euu! if euu tinq tat this email is from xxxxx, yes we noe that too. we do want to gip credit la karnz to the owner of the 'Mats Translation booklet' which i still duno who. so if euu noe or euu feel that this is created by euu. euu tell me. dun worry. i will give credits one. i dun like steal stuffs from ppl & claim publicity for it. i the mat la ehq! can ehq? so dun forget la u all ahq. gip round of the plause. alar u noe lahq. the one u put ur hands togeder geder and den u make one circle tat one. ok u try! u clap.ya. now. den u go one circle. the one left to right that one is wat ehq. clockwise ehq? no? anticlockwise ahq? ala nvm. u noe u must go one round la ehq? ok go. now now!!


OI!!! siyal lahq. i say ONE round oni la seii. cb euu.! duno how to listen to me izzit???!!!

ala dun angry uhq. play play oni la seii. stoppit la seii...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Subject: 'Mats Translation booklet'
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com

The following email have been edited by me, the mat and.. k lah b. i know u wan publicity so i say ahq the minah oso got help a bit ahq. aler. a bit oni la siyarq. to make it more interesting for eu all la cyg... OKEYH AHQ???

okeyh i start...

(One)
Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. (now they go with i or euuu ehq? hehe) Similar in using “lu” [loo] when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.


(Two)
Mat [mat] noun (they toking bout me la siyarq)– To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. (dis one i knw redii) But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, (not me ehq) as opposed to the more “English speaking” (that one me but i noe la siyol mi english not beri good. dun laugh uhq!) types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics. (ehq siyol ahq. its not sickening la ehq! its my fabret! bodo! toking bout it, i got one new song eu noe. i create myself wif mi guitar. u all can or not? cannot riite..?! mats got talent.)


(Three)
Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. (not xtreme la. more cool lyk dat uhq). In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body. (ehq puki. wat extreme???!! matrep very nice. my brader! body piercings is art okeyh. mind eu. tok dun anyhow ehq!)


(Four)
Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. (tat one eu la b) Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, (ehq how u noe sehh her name aminah? cleber... flower?) which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hi Minah!” at least a quarter of the makciks population there is going to turn around and smile at you. (eh walau. my baby kena kol makcik siyarq.. but i hep to agree la seii. evrydae lyk spoilt radio. relii like makcik... buahaha. makcik2 oso i still lup eu k b..?)


(Five)
Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat. It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?
(k guys. anyting picit me ahq.)



(Six)
Relek sua [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs. (ehq. u sure or not? no la siyol. my slogan not tat one. bodo!)



(Seven)(diz one my fabret)
Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Just now I accident sial buto sial I never lie sial Pain sial”
(Sial = fullstop... ooohhh. now i noe siyal. eh wait. no need put fullstop after the werd siyal)



(Eight)
Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. (now mats too ehq) Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute (yeap euu damn right this time la siyal) to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!” (oh. this one a bit more ahq. last time we say sowie.. now we say... Cowie.. ok? so the kiyutness will up one level ahq.)


(Nine)
Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. (i tell u redy la siyal. feeling2 like that!) Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. (tat one is if its not used with another werd la ehq. so if STEP means arrogant. if STEP SUMTING den is feeling2 la bodo. aiyo. u forget resi issit???)


(Nine Extended)
Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture (ehq not easy u noe. not evryone can. but the minah expert)in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason. (ala. u duno ehq? the minah see hp means she want euu to ask for her number la siyarq!)


(Ten)
Stop it [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent. (ROAR! alerrr ... dun hef la. u all dun belif this one. lyk pro oniq. my minah always say "b! stop it la seii" but she not angry oni. wat oni euu. anyhow say!)



ha. so ehq. dats it la ehq. the top ten werds in the mats translation booklet. tell eu ferst ah ehq. got a few hundreds more ahq to add on. but tat one. part two la ehq.
i want to cleep redi la now. tired u noe............... u duno?
i oso duno.

buahdadadada.

INTERMISSION.

now, before the next entry (which the mat is still updating, gah!) i would like you all to answer this riddle which i find kinda intersting. ehq? hahaha.

Wat thing, in liquid form. If heated. Will turn to solid form...?

Ans via tagboard on the left. Or comment on this post.

If you answer correctly eu get one kiss from me. Only if you hawt uhq.

Love,
The Minah



Ps: Read Comment for answer.

What mats will say when...

helo la ehq. this one actuli i get inside mi email that one long long time ago la ehq. earlie feb la i tink. but den no time to update la ehq bcoz the mat dun wan to let me update siyaq. wa lao. frust tonggek la ehq. summore all the emails we get must undergo screening ferst la seii. so to the one who contibute the email thanx la ehq.. sorrie dorrie strawberrie for the hold up.

for the benefit of non mats/minahs/etc tat i duno wat to say la ehq. frust tonggek is actuli a werd we use to describe the feeling of frust la siyarq. tonggek is like u noe tonggek. kimek. tonggek oso u duno? u bend down stick out ur butt tt one la siyak. tt one oso duno. lyk doggy style.. oh i like. gagaggaga. we noe la ehq its not related to frust but we used it cuz we tink its cool. oh maybe kiyut is the werd la siyarq. but la ehq. if i not very rong tat werd last time last last got redi la siyarq.

so this one actuli email la ehq. so we share wif all our loyal readers. funny or not. i dun care. not my problem la ehq. u not happi u blah. here goes..

What Mats Will Say When...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Subject: Fwd: Wat mat will say...
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com


(ONE)
If a pretty minah is shy

Mats will say siyal ahq! Kiyut siyol

If a not so pretty minah is shy

Mats will say KIWAK! Kerex siyal!


(TWO)
If a pretty minah did a bad thing

Mats will say ala maybe she frust tonggek

If a not so pretty minah did a bad thing

Mats will say attitude lyk bitch siyol.


(THREE)
If a pretty minah helps a mat who needs help

Mats will say wow hawt or what siyarq

If a not so pretty minah helps a mat who needs help

Mats will say alah confirm can rolling.


(FOUR)
If a pretty minah gets a handsome mat

Mats will say wah like romeo & juliet

If a not so pretty minah gets a handsome mat

Mats will say confirm use sum kind of medium


(FIVE)
If a pretty minah keep calling this mat

Mats will say wah she is so swit

If a not so pretty minah keep calling this mat

Mats will say eh she loner or wat siyal


(SIX)
If a pretty minah miss call this mat

Mats will say wahh she miss me la siyarl

If a not so pretty minah miss call this mat

Mats will say kiwak nothing better to do siyol


(SEVEN)
If a pretty minah cooks

Mats will say so pretty know how to cook summore

If a not so pretty minah cooks

Mats will say buto ahq. Can eat or cannot siyak this one


(EIGHT)
If a pretty minah cries

Mats will say ala dun cry ah later not pretty

If a not so pretty minah cries

Mats will say ala lyk puki ahq crocodile tears


(NINE)
If a pretty minah breaks with her mat

Mats will say siyal ah. Stupid siyarq that mat

If a not so pretty minah breaks with her mat

Mats will say She deserve it la sei its about time.


(TEN)

If a pretty minah ask a mat for number

Mats will be so proud of it siyarq

If a not so pretty minah ask a mat for number

Mats will say, ehq cheap or what siyol



so thats all lah ehq. euu all read redi the ten diff types of situation that mats will say when it happens to a pretty minah.. or a not pretty minah. so minahs out there. if u not so pretty, (which i supposed no one will look down on demselves lah ehq) so i duno what to say. hehehe. but criuslie ah ehq. take note ahq minahs. dun make urself look or sound or be so cheap. later mat use euu all for rolling oniq... sad la siyarq.

BUTO ahq. The Minah bubble siol.

WE ARE ONE MONTH OLD!

wah. mi blood go up siyal. the minah ahq, attitude lyk cb. puki ahq.
ystrd arh she tell me ahq she wanna meet me. she say she want go karaoke ahq. she call me lyk 4pm like tat
ask me mit her at 7 ahq. den i say okeh la bodo.

den ahq i get ready la sei. use my tapered jeans. mi feeling cool top and dun forget mi cap ahq. must wear cap. trademark bodo. my hair not nice. lyk cb. den if not later rain my hair wet. buto ar. the cap must put on oni. as long as on top of mi head ahq can go ready. no need wear properly. no good. the more higher the cap the better. cool ahq buto.

oh ya. . 6.45 she call me. lucky siyol i never go her void deck & wait. i always wait for her at her void deck ahq wen wan go out. she minah wat. kiwak romantic or wat siyal. puki ar romantic. she duno ah i lup her until lyk that. but den she attitude lyk cb. if i never bring bike she dun wan go out. i never fetch she dun go. attitude sial b! siyal ehq? but nvm ah ehq. sacrifice u noe.
we mat ahq. no matter how many minahs we get/use/make fun (etc) of, there will always be one dat we wil die die do anytg for her one la siyal.

anyway la ehq. i go out ready noe. take out mi cap put inside my box. use my arai helmet. she call. she cancel. eh buto ahq b! u all see ahq. i almost ride off sial. dun b lyk sundal can or not!

aiyo. kena bubble la siyal. binget bodo. now gua tido pun cantik ah ehq.

for the benefit of non mats/minahs. bubble is not reli the ting dat u blow out when u chew gum or play with soap. but bubble is actually paitao ah ehq. alamak. den sum ppl duno wats paitao so i have to explain in normal english.

bubble or paitao means you break a promise to meet someone at the very last minute. so thats bubble for u all! u all dun bubble me la siyal! buto arhq.

Blood go up la siyal! buto ahq.

(last post for this month okeyh?)

u all see la. i duno la y siyal. my blog oso people want to jeles. relek ah siarq. my blog not insulting anybody u no. but duno la ha y ahq, y many okeyh la not many coz so far oni x different citots not happy. i tink ah ehq. i very strong the feeling ehq, they jeles ahq!!! read mi blog oso want to complain. buto ahq.

kiwak. gua tada hal apa sama lu orang. ini blog gua buat. gua peh suka ah gua mo tulis apah. gua tada paksa lu baca apah? sui?

to non mats/minahs & my beloved mats/minahs dun get offended la kiwak. relek ahq siyarq. im implying that line to the pathetic bunch of cibais. apparently they are mly so i type in mly la ehq. (apologizes to those whu dun understand)not to u all la ehq. we noe u lup us. they all kpkb oniq. ceh. so sorri la ehq. for the benefit of my loyal readers, i noe got non minahs. non mats. non mlys oso la karns. that line above in mly is for those typicals. typicals feeling bunch. buahahah. so u all dun angry2 la ehq scold me scold u all. cb. i neve sae u la siyal. criuslie.

u all no la ehq. this blog i themat, wif big help from my baby the minah, was merely for entertainment. u all no we oso no la hor. (u all refers to those who do undastand) but la ehq, attitude lyk knn la ehq some ppl. so we decided to come up wif our own assumptions... dun mind la ehq. ala. u mind oso none of mi biznes. bahaha.

1) definitely! no comma no colon no semi-colon no hifen they are the pathetic bunch of mats/minahs. that refuses to wake up from their delusion. (not all minahs or mats like them la ehq. kiwak. some power gedegak la buto. lyk me. =x deserp my respek. not like they all. a ahq. they all. attitude lyk knn. kakaka. but its okeyh la ehq..

2) this one we call them YP(s). this is way way worse than mats/minahs bcos.. they la karn. are attention seekers. they small like fly but tink they big lyk dragon la siyal. buto ah. kiwak. chinese new year finish la bodo. feeling dragon. tink we all attention seekers. i tell u all la ehq. u tell them. go take mirror ah. but den ahq. wen they see mirror u all ahq better stand far far okeyh. most prolly ah ehq, the mirror will break. maybe explode la siyal.

3) simple ah ehq. simple la kiwak. u dun like u can BLAH. i teach redy ahq wads the meaning of blah. u duno u read mi older post ahq. dun make me repeat la cb. kakaka. dun la. dun come here havoc2. feeling keybored gangsta. wa dun kaire la ehq. we feel sympathetic u noe. really la karns. cb.

see ah see ah. this one ahq. i got informer no. send email to themat.theminah@gmail.com la sey. knn u all. y neva send us email? neway i dun wan be so bad ahq. so to all the cibais. lucky i gud mood la ehq. i censored all ur cb names and faces.





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ps: sorry la ehq a few daes ago potong stim siyarq the picha on the left spoil ahq. now the pic eu can click redi la ehq.

Kiwak. Post-CNY

boo!

eeeuuu. we dun boo boo here boo boo dere la siyal. kental bodo.

as promised la eh. we are back after chinese new year la kan. sat. sun. mon. tue. lermek. 4 days oni. not enuf la sial. tmr no more holiday. not that it affect us anyway. but u duno la. we like to feeling2 student. feeling2 working adult. feeling this feeling that ah. everyting we like to feel. nice bodo.

k ah. now ah this one i want serius topic wif u all la kan. based on the prev entry. a ah. the one below this one. see ah. see k. can see or not? haha. u reli see ah? kiwak bodo pe. k k. back ah eh. this one reli serius ah. (serius call ambulance la sey!) dun mind ah eh. we noe its lame but we just love it. we dun care la siak. we not much ideas uh. so we like to reuse jokes for 3 to 5 yrs.

if any of u REAL mats & minahs feel offended. we apologise ah. cus we receive complains that some people the sensitivity level too high la siol. i tink sumting wrong sumwhere. spoil ah spoil! so ah. we are actually not trying to make fun of anybody la kan. but if. if bodo. anybody feel offended. we apologise. wat wat. not happy ah? duno wat to do. blah la bodo!

again, for the benefit of non mats and minahs. blah is just to tell u to fuck off in a nice manner. haha. and the la bodo, just like sial, siol,siak, kiwak, kimak, kimek, its just one of our many fullstops.

Some people la ehq

Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.

Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.

So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.

Ps: To the rest, we will be back after CNY. *Wink*

The Mat The Minah tired ahq

u all ah. dun angry2 ah we all never update. we tired no. den summore ah. chinese new year ah. got reunion dinner no. no lah. we dun celbrate. but u all duno ah. we ha. we like to feeling2 ah. so ah. must not scold us ah for not updating. the minah ah everyday ask me follow her she want buy new clothes. i tell her ready. i dun wan. kena force. buto ah. hahak. i love eu b.

so ah. later ah. after chinese new year we update la. can? the minah noe how to open oni the blog. then smangat 5 mins. cb. ok. again. for the benefit of u non mlys smangat 5 mins simply means to be excited about sumting for only 5 mins. not literally la bodo. but like. u get it ryte. ryte? dun tell me u dun.

oh gawd. u reli dun? fail ah fail! u cnt become mat or minah redy la. go become good boy good girl. sleep under daddy armpit. oooooh. papa jahat~. ok i noe. expired joke. dun blame me ah. we mat low in vocab. but minah still like sak. u all dun feeling2 smart babi ah. smart2 cannot get minah oso for wat sial. boring bodo.