The mat & the minah is very busy lahq seii. so like thats why euu all see this blog karns like very lagging like that lahq ehq? ahq. so its like euu noe. we don have the time to update this blog as a lot a lot like the last time. alerh. last time like very long like that ehq. paderhal its only like wart? 3 months old. buahdadada. and we are already like abandoning our baby. very the sad riite? so. wat say euu guys?
1) Delete this blog. It was fun while it lasted lahq seii.
2) Leave it here and wait for the spider webs to come and pay it a visit.
3) Leave it so that euu all can re-read the contents as & when euu want. and of the cos we update as & when we are bored or as & when u got something to share.
4) Somebody with a creative mind and 10 itchy fingers (or maybe less) to help us update this blog lahq ehq. very easy oni. euu must got jiwer! the rest all gua tkda heran lahq ehq.
5) none of above. so euu all can fill in the blanks. buahdadadada.
yand so you can either comment on this post, you see the bottom got the comment ting like that. ahq that one lahq. below this post. got see not? got riite! that one you can comment. you dun nid username or password lahq, dun worri.
or you can email us at themat.theminah@gmail.com
or simply tag us at our tag board lahq siyarqqq!
Ps: If we receive no comments/feedbacks lahq karns from euu all. we will by default go with no. (1) okeyhhs?... so. your voice is our concern. buadahdada.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Joke for today
Received via email.
(1)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.
Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."
Then they passed a minah sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the minah said, "I duno lahq seii. I faterd and the building behind me blew up siyarqq!!"
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(2)
A mat gets home early from work okeyh lahq maybe not work but his usual lepak routine under the void deck and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes to the room to find his minah naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the minah.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Papa! Papa! Uncle Jo's in your closet and he's nakeyy!"
The mat slams the phone down and storms into the bedroom, past his screaming minah, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, inside, there was his member,Jo, totally naked, sitting quietly in te closet. (But soon i think the closet break lahq karns.)
You rotten bastard, "says the mat,"my minah''s having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring my son!!!
Duh. Bodo or whard siyarl??!!! Like eu like that ehq? buahdadadadada.
(1)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.
Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."
Then they passed a minah sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the minah said, "I duno lahq seii. I faterd and the building behind me blew up siyarqq!!"
__________________________________________________________________________________
(2)
A mat gets home early from work okeyh lahq maybe not work but his usual lepak routine under the void deck and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes to the room to find his minah naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the minah.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Papa! Papa! Uncle Jo's in your closet and he's nakeyy!"
The mat slams the phone down and storms into the bedroom, past his screaming minah, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, inside, there was his member,Jo, totally naked, sitting quietly in te closet. (But soon i think the closet break lahq karns.)
You rotten bastard, "says the mat,"my minah''s having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring my son!!!
Duh. Bodo or whard siyarl??!!! Like eu like that ehq? buahdadadadada.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Sorrie lah ehq
The Mat & The Minah having some life crisis lahq seii. So all the lurbly fans out der, chill ehq. Plus we oso getting bored of tinking new stuffs to put seii. If like all the same later eu all oso bored riite. Correct nort??!!
anyway dun worry cus We will be back soon! Say next week or whad? If we can shortened it we will okeyhh?
We promise.
anyway dun worry cus We will be back soon! Say next week or whad? If we can shortened it we will okeyhh?
We promise.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Al-fateha Achik Spin
Penyanyi Achik Spin atau nama sebenarnya Abdillah Murad Md. Shari, 27, meninggal dunia dalam kemalangan ngeri di KM 14.7 Lebuh Raya Kajang-Seremban (LEKAS) dekat sini, Sabtu petang.
Kejadian berlaku pukul 6.15 petang apabila kenderaan pelbagai guna (MPV) jenis Toyota Estima yang dinaiki penyanyi itu bersama seorang rakan lelaki yang belum dikenali dikatakan terbabas dan melanggar papan tanda.
“Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas kenderaan yang dipandunya itu melanggar papan tanda selepas melepasi kawasan Rawat dan Rehat (R&R) dekat susur keluar ke Pajam.
“Difahamkan kenderaan yang dipandunya itu dalam perjalanan balik ke Seremban bersama seorang rakan selepas menyertai sebuah rancangan di RTM, Kuala Lumpur,” katanya di sini.
Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan beberapa bahagian anggota badan.
Allahyarham dikatakan tercampak keluar dari kenderaan, yang kemudiannya terbakar dan meletup.
Mayat Achik dan rakannya yang cedera telah dibawa ke Hospital Tuanku Ja’afar (HTJ) Seremban.
Sementara itu Ketua Operasi Bomba dan Penyelamat dari Mantin, Hamizin Khaidir berkata, penyanyi berkenaan tercampak keluar dari MPV dan orang ramai cuba menyelamatkannya sebelum dia meninggal dunia.
Achik merupakan penyanyi utama kumpulan Spin yang popular sekitar tahun 2002.
Source : http://best1of4.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/achik-spin-meninggal-dunia-dalam-kemalangan-ngeri/
ENGLISH BERSION LAH EHQ... must be fair ahq!
Singer and actor Abdillah Murad Md Shari, better known as Achik Spin, was killed in a fiery accident today (Saturday).
Details are still sketchy though the 28 year-old was said to have been killed on the spot as the vehicle he was driving was engulfed in flames.
Achik, made his name with the band Spin as well as several hits from his collaboration with another singer, Siti Nordiana Mohd Alias or Nana, as she is more affectionately known .
Nana said she was last with Achik during their recording for an RTM programme - Gah 1 - earlier this evening. Gah 1 is a live show and Achik performed the song entitled Mencari Ketenangan.
"We completed our recording at about 5pm, and I gave him a lift to his car which was parked quite a distance away.
"It never crossed my mind that it would be the last time I would ever see him."
The 26 year-old said Achik was accompanied by a friend.
Contacted at about 8pm by The Malay Mail, Nana said she was in shock after receiving the news just moments before word went out on the Internet.
"I called his sister. In tears, she confirmed Achik's passing but said she too was seeking more details.
"All I know right now is that he was driving home to Seremban along the Branang highway and accompanied by a friend who escaped with a broken leg."
SOURCE: http://mmail.com.my/content/33751-achik-spin-passed-away
Kejadian berlaku pukul 6.15 petang apabila kenderaan pelbagai guna (MPV) jenis Toyota Estima yang dinaiki penyanyi itu bersama seorang rakan lelaki yang belum dikenali dikatakan terbabas dan melanggar papan tanda.
“Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas kenderaan yang dipandunya itu melanggar papan tanda selepas melepasi kawasan Rawat dan Rehat (R&R) dekat susur keluar ke Pajam.
“Difahamkan kenderaan yang dipandunya itu dalam perjalanan balik ke Seremban bersama seorang rakan selepas menyertai sebuah rancangan di RTM, Kuala Lumpur,” katanya di sini.
Achik meninggal dunia di tempat kejadian selepas mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan beberapa bahagian anggota badan.
Allahyarham dikatakan tercampak keluar dari kenderaan, yang kemudiannya terbakar dan meletup.
Mayat Achik dan rakannya yang cedera telah dibawa ke Hospital Tuanku Ja’afar (HTJ) Seremban.
Sementara itu Ketua Operasi Bomba dan Penyelamat dari Mantin, Hamizin Khaidir berkata, penyanyi berkenaan tercampak keluar dari MPV dan orang ramai cuba menyelamatkannya sebelum dia meninggal dunia.
Achik merupakan penyanyi utama kumpulan Spin yang popular sekitar tahun 2002.
Source : http://best1of4.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/achik-spin-meninggal-dunia-dalam-kemalangan-ngeri/
ENGLISH BERSION LAH EHQ... must be fair ahq!
Singer and actor Abdillah Murad Md Shari, better known as Achik Spin, was killed in a fiery accident today (Saturday).
Details are still sketchy though the 28 year-old was said to have been killed on the spot as the vehicle he was driving was engulfed in flames.
Achik, made his name with the band Spin as well as several hits from his collaboration with another singer, Siti Nordiana Mohd Alias or Nana, as she is more affectionately known .
Nana said she was last with Achik during their recording for an RTM programme - Gah 1 - earlier this evening. Gah 1 is a live show and Achik performed the song entitled Mencari Ketenangan.
"We completed our recording at about 5pm, and I gave him a lift to his car which was parked quite a distance away.
"It never crossed my mind that it would be the last time I would ever see him."
The 26 year-old said Achik was accompanied by a friend.
Contacted at about 8pm by The Malay Mail, Nana said she was in shock after receiving the news just moments before word went out on the Internet.
"I called his sister. In tears, she confirmed Achik's passing but said she too was seeking more details.
"All I know right now is that he was driving home to Seremban along the Branang highway and accompanied by a friend who escaped with a broken leg."
SOURCE: http://mmail.com.my/content/33751-achik-spin-passed-away
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sharing is caring
the ferst step to verify that a minah is a minah is that,
she will never admits that she is one. she goes around calling other minahs a minah. and she gets farking pissed off if you called her one.
next,
she loves to find fault with others bcos she ting she is the best larhq seii.
see. wad did i told eu? living in denial karns.,,?
if eu open ur eyes big big. inside this blog also u can see redii. but. if u tinq im being lame/nonsensical, it gets way too obvious that eu are the person im toking bout lahq okeyhh?
ps: i regretted deleting some posts that should have been left here. im giving away free hugs & kisses to sumbody who can email baq the posts okeyhh? i want to post it up once again and let the rest of the werld see it! i know im being unfair to dose who have not yet read those posts. Wasted shit. we must learn how to share okeyhh?
she will never admits that she is one. she goes around calling other minahs a minah. and she gets farking pissed off if you called her one.
next,
she loves to find fault with others bcos she ting she is the best larhq seii.
see. wad did i told eu? living in denial karns.,,?
if eu open ur eyes big big. inside this blog also u can see redii. but. if u tinq im being lame/nonsensical, it gets way too obvious that eu are the person im toking bout lahq okeyhh?
ps: i regretted deleting some posts that should have been left here. im giving away free hugs & kisses to sumbody who can email baq the posts okeyhh? i want to post it up once again and let the rest of the werld see it! i know im being unfair to dose who have not yet read those posts. Wasted shit. we must learn how to share okeyhh?
Monday, April 12, 2010
The mat pilot. (i dun tinq got many around lahq)
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Mon, Apr 12, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Subject: The Mat Pilot
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
A member of mine ahq who just got his job as a pilot was fired a few days back lahq siarq. Sad karns? Den i ask him ahq. wat happen? So he told me his story..
As it was his first time and considered he was very new, he oni get to become the co-pilot lahq euu see. Upon reaching 2000 feet,the helicopter suddenly lost control and crashed. I duno how lahq but my member survived lahq seii... The rest all died eu see. So he had to go through some investigations. When they asked him," why did your helicopter lose control and crash?"
My member said," I dunno lahhhq,but i remember ,oh yahq i remember ahhq at 2000 feet,sooooo cold lahh you know. So i OFF THE FAN lahhhq."
Kimarq!!! no wonder lahq karn we don see many mats becoming pilots... my member ahq.. relii ahq..
From:
Date: Mon, Apr 12, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Subject: The Mat Pilot
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
A member of mine ahq who just got his job as a pilot was fired a few days back lahq siarq. Sad karns? Den i ask him ahq. wat happen? So he told me his story..
As it was his first time and considered he was very new, he oni get to become the co-pilot lahq euu see. Upon reaching 2000 feet,the helicopter suddenly lost control and crashed. I duno how lahq but my member survived lahq seii... The rest all died eu see. So he had to go through some investigations. When they asked him," why did your helicopter lose control and crash?"
My member said," I dunno lahhhq,but i remember ,oh yahq i remember ahhq at 2000 feet,sooooo cold lahh you know. So i OFF THE FAN lahhhq."
Kimarq!!! no wonder lahq karn we don see many mats becoming pilots... my member ahq.. relii ahq..
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Joke for today. (Received Via Email & Edited)
Before I start this entry ahq, I want to apologize for the previous entries. Which some of you claimed it to be contradicting or racist whatever lahq ehq. It was not on purpose. As euu knw, when people take emotions control over their mind and body, things would become worse. And den evryting go wrong lahq seii!!! & don't eu ever criticise/blame the minah ehq. ONLY I CAN DO THAT! undastand or not? buto ahq. We are not as stupid as you tinq we are okeyh?
Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!
okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.
okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.
(Begins.)
A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)
When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."
The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)
The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"
The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)
The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..
Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???
Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.
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that's where you are WRONG!!!!
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...
Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!
Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )
To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)
Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!
okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.
okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.
(Begins.)
A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)
When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."
The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)
The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"
The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."
So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)
The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..
Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???
Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
that's where you are WRONG!!!!
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...
Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!
Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )
To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)
Friday, April 9, 2010
Lermek.. Some people too dumb lahq siyarl that i have to RE-POST.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11
SOME PEOPLE LA EHQ.
Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.
Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.
So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.
Ps: If i nid to repeat this post every 1 - 2 months, can die lahq bodo.
I want to be lame ke want to do wat ke. my pasal ahq!!!
Critism? I smell jealousy lahq seii.
SOME PEOPLE LA EHQ.
Look. Firstly this blog was created only for entertainment purposes. You should understand that only intellectual people with a very high sense of humour would think that this blog is a good sense of entertainment.
Now. Bear in mind that nobody was forced to read this blog. If you think that this blog is a waste of time. Do not make yourself look so pathetic & still bothered to read.
So, do not hesitate. You know there is always a combination of ALT & F4. If you do not know what that does. I salute you.
Ps: If i nid to repeat this post every 1 - 2 months, can die lahq bodo.
I want to be lame ke want to do wat ke. my pasal ahq!!!
Critism? I smell jealousy lahq seii.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
frust tonggek today lahq ehq.
CONTENTS OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED.
okeyh lahq ehq. im not that mean. i decided to remove diz post ahq. when i type this post one of the species was realli bugging me. so datz the why i type diz post lahq karns..
sorrie dorrie stawbewwie lahq!
Love
The Minah
okeyh lahq ehq. im not that mean. i decided to remove diz post ahq. when i type this post one of the species was realli bugging me. so datz the why i type diz post lahq karns..
sorrie dorrie stawbewwie lahq!
Love
The Minah
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Before.... And then What???!! After lahq!!! kiwarq!
(APRIL FOOL'S SPE-SIYARLS)
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: Before & After
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
ahq! dis one ahq email. den the email in malay lahq. kiwarq! euu tinq i not tired ahq change & translate for euu all. i told euu redii ahq. if eu want to send email very good. i very like. bud den. i say again lahq.. this blog not oniq for malays euu noe. i don wan pomode racism lahq siyarq! so ehq. please lahq.. if euu want to send me something. thankz ehq. i very appreshade. bud go type in english can or not. buto ahq. make mai life difficult.
aler. kidding oniq ahq. euu ting wad. like that oso i want to angry? i not like euu ehq. a bit a bit want to complain oniq. want to make noise oniq. mirror buy expensive expensive duno how to use. buto ahq. waste mother money. waste father money. waste duno who other people the money. euu like wat karns?!
anywaes lahq ehq. thanx ehq to the person who send dis email to me. not bad lahq ehq. so i must share. if euu all got email oso dun be so sell fish ahq. email me okeyhs!??!! i say email me riite!! and den we can share the joy. ehq? can ehq??!!! very good.
(put your hands together and gip a round of a plause lahq seii!! do it! dis is a command!!! hehe.)
dis is an entry about what will happen to dis minah & her mat dat she is with at the beginning of the relationship and sometime later when they are used to each other orediiq.
Before & then...
1) CARRYING THE BAG
Come sayang, let me carry the bag for euu..
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
'Sayang, are euu okeyh? *Helps euu up* & *Stamps the floor*
3.) SEXY CLOTHES....
Euu are so hot baby… *hugs/kiss euu*
4.) IN PUBLIC...
Sayang… Where's my kish?..
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
U want what syg? Wait I buy fer euu.
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You are so beautiful baby… That’s why I love euu..
7) MONEY WISE
Its okeyh sayang, we can always find the money. What’s important is you.
8) SEX
When we get married, I wanna have sex with you everyday darling.
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Im so sorry sayang, I don’t mean to. Will you forgive me?
10) COOKING
Wow. Ur such a good cook. This is delicious. (Even tho you know its not true. If you duno I tell euu first lahq k. ITS NOT TRUE!)
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
Okeyhs syg. Later when I get my pay I buy for you k?
12) WHEN GOING HOME AFTER A DATE
Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! I miss you so much. (Even though you you are still in front of him)
13) FETCHING YOU
I’ll fetch you later okeyh? Don’t worry I’ll do anything for you b.
14) LATENESS
Its ok syg. As long as you are safe, I’m happy.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
Where you want to go baby? Even if you want to go to the moon I’d take you.
A few years after..
And so a few years after you together ready lahq.... and den sum ppl not even years lahq. maybe months or weeks or even days... you may never know riite?? euu noe oso u keep quiet lahq. noisey luhhh seii!
1) CARRYING THE BAG
If you don’t want to carry, next time don’t bring lahq!
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
Eh you blind ahq? Your eyes put at where? Your butt is it!
3) SEXY CLOTHES
You think your body so nice ahq where like that? No money buy proper clothes?
4) IN PUBLIC...
Oi! Why u kiss me! People can see karns. Duno how to wait is it?
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
You dun nonsense here lahq. What I buy you take. You dun want you buy yourself ahq!
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You think pretty ahq like that? You want to do what? Perform Chinese Opera???!!
7) MONEY WISE
Last time don’t want to study. Enjoy only. See now. Cannot find job! How like that?
8) SEX
You think I robot? Tired you know! Tomorrow can or not? (& when tomorrow comes, the same sentence was repeated. Over and over again.)
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Funny is it? Not mi fault what. You expect me to apologise? Mi arse ahq. Don’t expect me to say sorry.
10) COOKING
Oi! Your mother never teach you how to cook ahq? Want to make me get food poisoning or what??!
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
You want you buy yourself ahq. Nah! this one I buy for you at bazaar.
12) BABY, I LOVE YOU
Ah k k. Bye. Faster lahq. Mi fren waiting for me redii.
13) FETCHING YOU
Go home urself can or not? I tired okeyh. You got legs right. Can walk right?
14) LATENESS
Whatever lahq! Everytime also late!!! Next time no need to mit.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
You want to follow you follow. You don’t want you can go home.
and so like dat oniq ahq.. very the long riite? alah. dis one cos euu enter2 a lot dats why lahqq look like very long! bodo!
btw, as what the minah had told u all ahq, i busy man ahq now siyarl. Got life redii. last time no life. buahdadadada. i try lahq update update oso okeyh b? becos i lup the minah very much i try mai very the best to update okeyhs? if i don love euu i close redii the blog okeyh b. don nag nag like nyonya lahq siyarl! buto ahq.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Subject: Before & After
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
ahq! dis one ahq email. den the email in malay lahq. kiwarq! euu tinq i not tired ahq change & translate for euu all. i told euu redii ahq. if eu want to send email very good. i very like. bud den. i say again lahq.. this blog not oniq for malays euu noe. i don wan pomode racism lahq siyarq! so ehq. please lahq.. if euu want to send me something. thankz ehq. i very appreshade. bud go type in english can or not. buto ahq. make mai life difficult.
aler. kidding oniq ahq. euu ting wad. like that oso i want to angry? i not like euu ehq. a bit a bit want to complain oniq. want to make noise oniq. mirror buy expensive expensive duno how to use. buto ahq. waste mother money. waste father money. waste duno who other people the money. euu like wat karns?!
anywaes lahq ehq. thanx ehq to the person who send dis email to me. not bad lahq ehq. so i must share. if euu all got email oso dun be so sell fish ahq. email me okeyhs!??!! i say email me riite!! and den we can share the joy. ehq? can ehq??!!! very good.
(put your hands together and gip a round of a plause lahq seii!! do it! dis is a command!!! hehe.)
dis is an entry about what will happen to dis minah & her mat dat she is with at the beginning of the relationship and sometime later when they are used to each other orediiq.
Before & then...
1) CARRYING THE BAG
Come sayang, let me carry the bag for euu..
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
'Sayang, are euu okeyh? *Helps euu up* & *Stamps the floor*
3.) SEXY CLOTHES....
Euu are so hot baby… *hugs/kiss euu*
4.) IN PUBLIC...
Sayang… Where's my kish?..
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING...
U want what syg? Wait I buy fer euu.
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You are so beautiful baby… That’s why I love euu..
7) MONEY WISE
Its okeyh sayang, we can always find the money. What’s important is you.
8) SEX
When we get married, I wanna have sex with you everyday darling.
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Im so sorry sayang, I don’t mean to. Will you forgive me?
10) COOKING
Wow. Ur such a good cook. This is delicious. (Even tho you know its not true. If you duno I tell euu first lahq k. ITS NOT TRUE!)
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
Okeyhs syg. Later when I get my pay I buy for you k?
12) WHEN GOING HOME AFTER A DATE
Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! I miss you so much. (Even though you you are still in front of him)
13) FETCHING YOU
I’ll fetch you later okeyh? Don’t worry I’ll do anything for you b.
14) LATENESS
Its ok syg. As long as you are safe, I’m happy.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
Where you want to go baby? Even if you want to go to the moon I’d take you.
A few years after..
And so a few years after you together ready lahq.... and den sum ppl not even years lahq. maybe months or weeks or even days... you may never know riite?? euu noe oso u keep quiet lahq. noisey luhhh seii!
1) CARRYING THE BAG
If you don’t want to carry, next time don’t bring lahq!
2) WHEN YOU FALL DOWN....
Eh you blind ahq? Your eyes put at where? Your butt is it!
3) SEXY CLOTHES
You think your body so nice ahq where like that? No money buy proper clothes?
4) IN PUBLIC...
Oi! Why u kiss me! People can see karns. Duno how to wait is it?
5) WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
You dun nonsense here lahq. What I buy you take. You dun want you buy yourself ahq!
6) WHEN YOU MAKE UP 10-INCH THICK
You think pretty ahq like that? You want to do what? Perform Chinese Opera???!!
7) MONEY WISE
Last time don’t want to study. Enjoy only. See now. Cannot find job! How like that?
8) SEX
You think I robot? Tired you know! Tomorrow can or not? (& when tomorrow comes, the same sentence was repeated. Over and over again.)
9) WHEN YOU HAD A TIFF
Funny is it? Not mi fault what. You expect me to apologise? Mi arse ahq. Don’t expect me to say sorry.
10) COOKING
Oi! Your mother never teach you how to cook ahq? Want to make me get food poisoning or what??!
11) THAT GUCCI BAG/ ZARA TOP
You want you buy yourself ahq. Nah! this one I buy for you at bazaar.
12) BABY, I LOVE YOU
Ah k k. Bye. Faster lahq. Mi fren waiting for me redii.
13) FETCHING YOU
Go home urself can or not? I tired okeyh. You got legs right. Can walk right?
14) LATENESS
Whatever lahq! Everytime also late!!! Next time no need to mit.
15) CHOOSING PLACE
You want to follow you follow. You don’t want you can go home.
and so like dat oniq ahq.. very the long riite? alah. dis one cos euu enter2 a lot dats why lahqq look like very long! bodo!
btw, as what the minah had told u all ahq, i busy man ahq now siyarl. Got life redii. last time no life. buahdadadada. i try lahq update update oso okeyh b? becos i lup the minah very much i try mai very the best to update okeyhs? if i don love euu i close redii the blog okeyh b. don nag nag like nyonya lahq siyarl! buto ahq.
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