The Minah as euu know do not relii post a lot alot inside here karns. and den the one that usually update the blog is the mat. dis one bcos the minah do not realli noe wad to type la siyarq. anyway. the minah very lame one luhh.. so the minah dun dare to update a lot a lot. later from got fans become got many enemies. korect?
the announcement dat im about to make will make some of euu very the hepi. and sum of euu. very the sad. euu want to hear or not what i nid to say? kimek. u dun kerex ahq.. u better listen to what i want to say ehq...
1) due to some shortchanges, the mat will not be able to update so so much animore. or eben not at all siyarq!
2) and so bcos of that. i tink i want to close dis blog la siyarls. bcos i tink that mi heart very the pain. no more the mat to update the blog nomore. so...
3) unless i get a replacement for the mat, i won be able to update here any longer. at least not 10 entries per month anymore. maybe oniq one entry per month. or none.
4) den i veri sad luhh seii. i cannot type animore. i wan to cry redii...
Heartpain the pain,
the minah
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
My bad
okeyh ehq. while i was browsing thru some of my other minah fwenz the blogs & so on. i realised tat they dun say
1) lahq but they say luhh.
2) siyal but they say siyarls(z)
3) tau but they say taw/tawu
4) despite the suckish spelling.. (cnfrm spelling & dictation at pri school owaes fail lahq karns... they mistaken a q for a g?!!! how stupid are we guys? oh i mean quys... heheheh
so as euu knw. i may not be a perfecto. plus. since i am just a poser i may not know exactly tit for tat & im onie human luhh seii. i make mistakes okeyhs?
i know derez a lot more mistakes tat i make. which some i cannot eben rmbr kies? if euu happen to spot anything. u tell me luhh.. okeyhz?
ouhs. i am still repairing dis blog luhh seii. i like want to gip up like tat euu noe. ive oso received complains about mie tagboard. so if euu happen to hap problems oso, u just comment at the posts luhh kies? this one. exactly below each & ebry posts got the COMMENTS thing karns. that one ahq...
Love,
The Minah
1) lahq but they say luhh.
2) siyal but they say siyarls(z)
3) tau but they say taw/tawu
4) despite the suckish spelling.. (cnfrm spelling & dictation at pri school owaes fail lahq karns... they mistaken a q for a g?!!! how stupid are we guys? oh i mean quys... heheheh
so as euu knw. i may not be a perfecto. plus. since i am just a poser i may not know exactly tit for tat & im onie human luhh seii. i make mistakes okeyhs?
i know derez a lot more mistakes tat i make. which some i cannot eben rmbr kies? if euu happen to spot anything. u tell me luhh.. okeyhz?
ouhs. i am still repairing dis blog luhh seii. i like want to gip up like tat euu noe. ive oso received complains about mie tagboard. so if euu happen to hap problems oso, u just comment at the posts luhh kies? this one. exactly below each & ebry posts got the COMMENTS thing karns. that one ahq...
Love,
The Minah
Monday, March 22, 2010
Repair Blog First la ehq
now must draft first ahq wan to put wat into the blog. later put noncen2 u all not happy lahq seii. den scold me. cb. scold me for wat siyol. anyway lahq karns. now themat & theminah want to create new layout. want to make original design lahq karn. den more up ahq. so u all wait ahq. wait oni. not very long. if long oso euu just wait lahq ehq.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Expo ?
expo got the halal FOOD fair lahq seii! (halal means no pork no lard? halal means muslims can eat? halal mean what ehq. i duno ahq. dun care also. as long as got food can redy lahq seii... tats y lahq euu cee the word FOOD big big and dark dark.) anybody going or not? u wan go u tell me lahq ehq... i like wanna go siyol. den ahq. if you wanna go den i can go togeder2 wif you lahq siyarq. i don like go alone2. u duno ahq. mats & minahs cannot be alone one. drop the image you knoe. kiwarq. drop the water face bodo! like loner siyol. so ahq. even if i wanna go, no body wanna go wif me. i dun go la seii... nvm lahq ehq.
but if euu wanna go u tell me lahq ehq. hehe. i sexcited lahq. confirm got a lot mats one ahq. food fare pe karns... i wan promote my ten inch make-uped face lahq!
Love,
The Minah
but if euu wanna go u tell me lahq ehq. hehe. i sexcited lahq. confirm got a lot mats one ahq. food fare pe karns... i wan promote my ten inch make-uped face lahq!
Love,
The Minah
Monday, March 15, 2010
take this as something for you to ponder
mats & minahs literally means a malay guy or girl. and i do not see the reason why many despise us. i really don't get it. sometimes, you just got to see the whole picture and think out of the box! the reason why the absurd behaviour is because of people who tends to make mats & minahs into a big problem for them. do not blame us dear friends. for we do not like it. i don't think you do either. whats wrong with being a mat? whats wrong with being a minah? don't u see the point now? as said. hating = envy. the issue here is you, as a 'normal person' who is still living in denial. wake up! or will you only do that when september ends?
i really find that this is humiliating. the ones who throw tantrums and hatred and acts like as though we are a hindrance to their pot of gold are usually, and sadly, the malay community or should I say the mats and minahs themselves? its a proven fact that you have to accept. the mats or minahs who could not accept the fact that they are by default a mat or minah are the one who creates the anti whatsoever campaigns everywhere. just imagine one day. a group of mats and minahs go on strike. banners of "we anti mats and minahs for the bla3.."?? what the hell are you thinking dear friends? this behaviour of yours is equivalent to saying that you hate yourself and going on a strike against yourself. is that even possible? maybe it is. for your category. think about it.
as said, you associate mats with a floating cap & tapered jeans and minahs with the 10 inch make up and weird looking eyebrows. so that means anybody using a floating cap and tapered jeans is a mat. a female who have altered her eyebrows is a minah. as such. a minah who dresses up like a non-minah way is not a minah? even if her attitude is like a fucking bitch...? and a mat that is one ******* is not a mat. just because he dresses like some nerd and do not give a damn about you? or a person who stares at you as though you owe them a big shit is a minah/mat?
this is one mind set that you have to change. hello there dear friends. what were you thinking? what era are you at? the fifties? or maybe a century later than the actual timeframe? back to the future you may say. do you know that judging a book by its cover is an outdated concept. please. for goodness sake. before you build up you hatred-o-metre towards someone or something, always look in the mirror. always. do not be a disgrace to yourself. yes i know that as a normal human being you would love to find the flaws of others and make it into a big issue. by doing so, you think that you are building up your confidence. i regret to tell you that this is not the way. please change your behaviour. please change your mindset. and please. start accepting this fact: there are things that are meant to be. do stop pointing fingers at others. have you forgotten the saying of 'when a finger is pointing to someone else, three fingers are pointing right back at you.' which you won't realise with you conscious mind.
you see. you may hate us so much. but why? should you be in our shoes, would you be as great as what we are? would you be able to do the things that we do? i bet you can't cus you are just the type who bring others down in order to lift yourself up. at least, no matter how bad we are, no matter how many people around us hate us, claiming that we are garbage for the community, we still stand rooted to the ground. cus nth is gonna bring us down. the only reason for your type of behaviour is mainly because you, who see us as a competition. right now i know in your minds you may ask but why. or what the fuck am i trying to say. or perhaps im just a mat/minah which irritates the hell out of you. now what i may ask is; why are you reading this dear friends?
take this as something to ponder. and learn. hatred, espescially within your own species will just degrade yourself without you realising it. but others around you do. henceforth, if you keep doing this when will you ever succeed in life. do you still want to live in denial? or would you rather wake up and see the world. accepting things for what it is rather than criticizing?
ps: if you have anything against this post, feel free to comment or email us.
i really find that this is humiliating. the ones who throw tantrums and hatred and acts like as though we are a hindrance to their pot of gold are usually, and sadly, the malay community or should I say the mats and minahs themselves? its a proven fact that you have to accept. the mats or minahs who could not accept the fact that they are by default a mat or minah are the one who creates the anti whatsoever campaigns everywhere. just imagine one day. a group of mats and minahs go on strike. banners of "we anti mats and minahs for the bla3.."?? what the hell are you thinking dear friends? this behaviour of yours is equivalent to saying that you hate yourself and going on a strike against yourself. is that even possible? maybe it is. for your category. think about it.
as said, you associate mats with a floating cap & tapered jeans and minahs with the 10 inch make up and weird looking eyebrows. so that means anybody using a floating cap and tapered jeans is a mat. a female who have altered her eyebrows is a minah. as such. a minah who dresses up like a non-minah way is not a minah? even if her attitude is like a fucking bitch...? and a mat that is one ******* is not a mat. just because he dresses like some nerd and do not give a damn about you? or a person who stares at you as though you owe them a big shit is a minah/mat?
this is one mind set that you have to change. hello there dear friends. what were you thinking? what era are you at? the fifties? or maybe a century later than the actual timeframe? back to the future you may say. do you know that judging a book by its cover is an outdated concept. please. for goodness sake. before you build up you hatred-o-metre towards someone or something, always look in the mirror. always. do not be a disgrace to yourself. yes i know that as a normal human being you would love to find the flaws of others and make it into a big issue. by doing so, you think that you are building up your confidence. i regret to tell you that this is not the way. please change your behaviour. please change your mindset. and please. start accepting this fact: there are things that are meant to be. do stop pointing fingers at others. have you forgotten the saying of 'when a finger is pointing to someone else, three fingers are pointing right back at you.' which you won't realise with you conscious mind.
you see. you may hate us so much. but why? should you be in our shoes, would you be as great as what we are? would you be able to do the things that we do? i bet you can't cus you are just the type who bring others down in order to lift yourself up. at least, no matter how bad we are, no matter how many people around us hate us, claiming that we are garbage for the community, we still stand rooted to the ground. cus nth is gonna bring us down. the only reason for your type of behaviour is mainly because you, who see us as a competition. right now i know in your minds you may ask but why. or what the fuck am i trying to say. or perhaps im just a mat/minah which irritates the hell out of you. now what i may ask is; why are you reading this dear friends?
take this as something to ponder. and learn. hatred, espescially within your own species will just degrade yourself without you realising it. but others around you do. henceforth, if you keep doing this when will you ever succeed in life. do you still want to live in denial? or would you rather wake up and see the world. accepting things for what it is rather than criticizing?
ps: if you have anything against this post, feel free to comment or email us.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Mats Translation Booklet
yo!! the mat is back with a brand new rap. (ala ala eminem la ehq.. feeling2 oni. cannot??!)
as said. i, the mat. inclusive of my baby, the minah, will ONLY post up to a maximum of TEN posts per month. dat is MAXIMUM ahq... minimum dun hep uhq.. bcoz riite, if i posts many many later become boring u know. so.. dun one ah lyk dat. i wan gip u all suspense very the long long. buahahaha. chill ahq.. okeyh?
the following email was sent to themat.theminah@gmail.com on FEB 23. buahaha. i duno ehq. considered 23. 24. 25. 26.27.28... to 13 march not so long la seii. agree or not? gagaga. dun agree your pasal ahq.
anyway la ehq. this one i got email ahq... email lah bodo. from...................................................... i cannot tell euuu! buahaha. well, to some it mite be outdated joke oredi la karnz bcos from my not so good memory i tink i got see eiit sumwhere before. sumwhere over the rainbow? yes? no? no lah. watt oniq. kental ahq euu!! boooekkk. kiyut or not me? ala i noe i kiyut. shuddup uhq eu!
so. thanx a million la ehq to the person who shared wif us this email. and as for euu. yah euu! if euu tinq tat this email is from xxxxx, yes we noe that too. we do want to gip credit la karnz to the owner of the 'Mats Translation booklet' which i still duno who. so if euu noe or euu feel that this is created by euu. euu tell me. dun worry. i will give credits one. i dun like steal stuffs from ppl & claim publicity for it. i the mat la ehq! can ehq? so dun forget la u all ahq. gip round of the plause. alar u noe lahq. the one u put ur hands togeder geder and den u make one circle tat one. ok u try! u clap.ya. now. den u go one circle. the one left to right that one is wat ehq. clockwise ehq? no? anticlockwise ahq? ala nvm. u noe u must go one round la ehq? ok go. now now!!
OI!!! siyal lahq. i say ONE round oni la seii. cb euu.! duno how to listen to me izzit???!!!
ala dun angry uhq. play play oni la seii. stoppit la seii...
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Subject: 'Mats Translation booklet'
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
The following email have been edited by me, the mat and.. k lah b. i know u wan publicity so i say ahq the minah oso got help a bit ahq. aler. a bit oni la siyarq. to make it more interesting for eu all la cyg... OKEYH AHQ???
okeyh i start...
(One)
Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. (now they go with i or euuu ehq? hehe) Similar in using “lu” [loo] when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.
(Two)
Mat [mat] noun (they toking bout me la siyarq)– To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. (dis one i knw redii) But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, (not me ehq) as opposed to the more “English speaking” (that one me but i noe la siyol mi english not beri good. dun laugh uhq!) types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics. (ehq siyol ahq. its not sickening la ehq! its my fabret! bodo! toking bout it, i got one new song eu noe. i create myself wif mi guitar. u all can or not? cannot riite..?! mats got talent.)
(Three)
Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. (not xtreme la. more cool lyk dat uhq). In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body. (ehq puki. wat extreme???!! matrep very nice. my brader! body piercings is art okeyh. mind eu. tok dun anyhow ehq!)
(Four)
Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. (tat one eu la b) Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, (ehq how u noe sehh her name aminah? cleber... flower?) which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hi Minah!” at least a quarter of the makciks population there is going to turn around and smile at you. (eh walau. my baby kena kol makcik siyarq.. but i hep to agree la seii. evrydae lyk spoilt radio. relii like makcik... buahaha. makcik2 oso i still lup eu k b..?)
(Five)
Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat. It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?
(k guys. anyting picit me ahq.)
(Six)
Relek sua [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs. (ehq. u sure or not? no la siyol. my slogan not tat one. bodo!)
(Seven)(diz one my fabret)
Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Just now I accident sial buto sial I never lie sial Pain sial”
(Sial = fullstop... ooohhh. now i noe siyal. eh wait. no need put fullstop after the werd siyal)
(Eight)
Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. (now mats too ehq) Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute (yeap euu damn right this time la siyal) to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!” (oh. this one a bit more ahq. last time we say sowie.. now we say... Cowie.. ok? so the kiyutness will up one level ahq.)
(Nine)
Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. (i tell u redy la siyal. feeling2 like that!) Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. (tat one is if its not used with another werd la ehq. so if STEP means arrogant. if STEP SUMTING den is feeling2 la bodo. aiyo. u forget resi issit???)
(Nine Extended)
Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture (ehq not easy u noe. not evryone can. but the minah expert)in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason. (ala. u duno ehq? the minah see hp means she want euu to ask for her number la siyarq!)
(Ten)
Stop it [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent. (ROAR! alerrr ... dun hef la. u all dun belif this one. lyk pro oniq. my minah always say "b! stop it la seii" but she not angry oni. wat oni euu. anyhow say!)
ha. so ehq. dats it la ehq. the top ten werds in the mats translation booklet. tell eu ferst ah ehq. got a few hundreds more ahq to add on. but tat one. part two la ehq.
i want to cleep redi la now. tired u noe............... u duno?
i oso duno.
buahdadadada.
as said. i, the mat. inclusive of my baby, the minah, will ONLY post up to a maximum of TEN posts per month. dat is MAXIMUM ahq... minimum dun hep uhq.. bcoz riite, if i posts many many later become boring u know. so.. dun one ah lyk dat. i wan gip u all suspense very the long long. buahahaha. chill ahq.. okeyh?
the following email was sent to themat.theminah@gmail.com on FEB 23. buahaha. i duno ehq. considered 23. 24. 25. 26.27.28... to 13 march not so long la seii. agree or not? gagaga. dun agree your pasal ahq.
anyway la ehq. this one i got email ahq... email lah bodo. from...................................................... i cannot tell euuu! buahaha. well, to some it mite be outdated joke oredi la karnz bcos from my not so good memory i tink i got see eiit sumwhere before. sumwhere over the rainbow? yes? no? no lah. watt oniq. kental ahq euu!! boooekkk. kiyut or not me? ala i noe i kiyut. shuddup uhq eu!
so. thanx a million la ehq to the person who shared wif us this email. and as for euu. yah euu! if euu tinq tat this email is from xxxxx, yes we noe that too. we do want to gip credit la karnz to the owner of the 'Mats Translation booklet' which i still duno who. so if euu noe or euu feel that this is created by euu. euu tell me. dun worry. i will give credits one. i dun like steal stuffs from ppl & claim publicity for it. i the mat la ehq! can ehq? so dun forget la u all ahq. gip round of the plause. alar u noe lahq. the one u put ur hands togeder geder and den u make one circle tat one. ok u try! u clap.ya. now. den u go one circle. the one left to right that one is wat ehq. clockwise ehq? no? anticlockwise ahq? ala nvm. u noe u must go one round la ehq? ok go. now now!!
OI!!! siyal lahq. i say ONE round oni la seii. cb euu.! duno how to listen to me izzit???!!!
ala dun angry uhq. play play oni la seii. stoppit la seii...
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 1:46 AM
Subject: 'Mats Translation booklet'
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
The following email have been edited by me, the mat and.. k lah b. i know u wan publicity so i say ahq the minah oso got help a bit ahq. aler. a bit oni la siyarq. to make it more interesting for eu all la cyg... OKEYH AHQ???
okeyh i start...
(One)
Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. (now they go with i or euuu ehq? hehe) Similar in using “lu” [loo] when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.
(Two)
Mat [mat] noun (they toking bout me la siyarq)– To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. (dis one i knw redii) But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, (not me ehq) as opposed to the more “English speaking” (that one me but i noe la siyol mi english not beri good. dun laugh uhq!) types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics. (ehq siyol ahq. its not sickening la ehq! its my fabret! bodo! toking bout it, i got one new song eu noe. i create myself wif mi guitar. u all can or not? cannot riite..?! mats got talent.)
(Three)
Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. (not xtreme la. more cool lyk dat uhq). In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body. (ehq puki. wat extreme???!! matrep very nice. my brader! body piercings is art okeyh. mind eu. tok dun anyhow ehq!)
(Four)
Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. (tat one eu la b) Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, (ehq how u noe sehh her name aminah? cleber... flower?) which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hi Minah!” at least a quarter of the makciks population there is going to turn around and smile at you. (eh walau. my baby kena kol makcik siyarq.. but i hep to agree la seii. evrydae lyk spoilt radio. relii like makcik... buahaha. makcik2 oso i still lup eu k b..?)
(Five)
Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat. It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?
(k guys. anyting picit me ahq.)
(Six)
Relek sua [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs. (ehq. u sure or not? no la siyol. my slogan not tat one. bodo!)
(Seven)(diz one my fabret)
Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Just now I accident sial buto sial I never lie sial Pain sial”
(Sial = fullstop... ooohhh. now i noe siyal. eh wait. no need put fullstop after the werd siyal)
(Eight)
Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. (now mats too ehq) Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute (yeap euu damn right this time la siyal) to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!” (oh. this one a bit more ahq. last time we say sowie.. now we say... Cowie.. ok? so the kiyutness will up one level ahq.)
(Nine)
Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. (i tell u redy la siyal. feeling2 like that!) Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. (tat one is if its not used with another werd la ehq. so if STEP means arrogant. if STEP SUMTING den is feeling2 la bodo. aiyo. u forget resi issit???)
(Nine Extended)
Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture (ehq not easy u noe. not evryone can. but the minah expert)in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason. (ala. u duno ehq? the minah see hp means she want euu to ask for her number la siyarq!)
(Ten)
Stop it [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent. (ROAR! alerrr ... dun hef la. u all dun belif this one. lyk pro oniq. my minah always say "b! stop it la seii" but she not angry oni. wat oni euu. anyhow say!)
ha. so ehq. dats it la ehq. the top ten werds in the mats translation booklet. tell eu ferst ah ehq. got a few hundreds more ahq to add on. but tat one. part two la ehq.
i want to cleep redi la now. tired u noe............... u duno?
i oso duno.
buahdadadada.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
INTERMISSION.
now, before the next entry (which the mat is still updating, gah!) i would like you all to answer this riddle which i find kinda intersting. ehq? hahaha.
Wat thing, in liquid form. If heated. Will turn to solid form...?
Ans via tagboard on the left. Or comment on this post.
If you answer correctly eu get one kiss from me. Only if you hawt uhq.
Love,
The Minah
Ps: Read Comment for answer.
Wat thing, in liquid form. If heated. Will turn to solid form...?
Ans via tagboard on the left. Or comment on this post.
If you answer correctly eu get one kiss from me. Only if you hawt uhq.
Love,
The Minah
Ps: Read Comment for answer.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
What mats will say when...
helo la ehq. this one actuli i get inside mi email that one long long time ago la ehq. earlie feb la i tink. but den no time to update la ehq bcoz the mat dun wan to let me update siyaq. wa lao. frust tonggek la ehq. summore all the emails we get must undergo screening ferst la seii. so to the one who contibute the email thanx la ehq.. sorrie dorrie strawberrie for the hold up.
for the benefit of non mats/minahs/etc tat i duno wat to say la ehq. frust tonggek is actuli a werd we use to describe the feeling of frust la siyarq. tonggek is like u noe tonggek. kimek. tonggek oso u duno? u bend down stick out ur butt tt one la siyak. tt one oso duno. lyk doggy style.. oh i like. gagaggaga. we noe la ehq its not related to frust but we used it cuz we tink its cool. oh maybe kiyut is the werd la siyarq. but la ehq. if i not very rong tat werd last time last last got redi la siyarq.
so this one actuli email la ehq. so we share wif all our loyal readers. funny or not. i dun care. not my problem la ehq. u not happi u blah. here goes..
What Mats Will Say When...
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Subject: Fwd: Wat mat will say...
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(ONE)
If a pretty minah is shy
Mats will say siyal ahq! Kiyut siyol
If a not so pretty minah is shy
Mats will say KIWAK! Kerex siyal!
(TWO)
If a pretty minah did a bad thing
Mats will say ala maybe she frust tonggek
If a not so pretty minah did a bad thing
Mats will say attitude lyk bitch siyol.
(THREE)
If a pretty minah helps a mat who needs help
Mats will say wow hawt or what siyarq
If a not so pretty minah helps a mat who needs help
Mats will say alah confirm can rolling.
(FOUR)
If a pretty minah gets a handsome mat
Mats will say wah like romeo & juliet
If a not so pretty minah gets a handsome mat
Mats will say confirm use sum kind of medium
(FIVE)
If a pretty minah keep calling this mat
Mats will say wah she is so swit
If a not so pretty minah keep calling this mat
Mats will say eh she loner or wat siyal
(SIX)
If a pretty minah miss call this mat
Mats will say wahh she miss me la siyarl
If a not so pretty minah miss call this mat
Mats will say kiwak nothing better to do siyol
(SEVEN)
If a pretty minah cooks
Mats will say so pretty know how to cook summore
If a not so pretty minah cooks
Mats will say buto ahq. Can eat or cannot siyak this one
(EIGHT)
If a pretty minah cries
Mats will say ala dun cry ah later not pretty
If a not so pretty minah cries
Mats will say ala lyk puki ahq crocodile tears
(NINE)
If a pretty minah breaks with her mat
Mats will say siyal ah. Stupid siyarq that mat
If a not so pretty minah breaks with her mat
Mats will say She deserve it la sei its about time.
(TEN)
If a pretty minah ask a mat for number
Mats will be so proud of it siyarq
If a not so pretty minah ask a mat for number
Mats will say, ehq cheap or what siyol
so thats all lah ehq. euu all read redi the ten diff types of situation that mats will say when it happens to a pretty minah.. or a not pretty minah. so minahs out there. if u not so pretty, (which i supposed no one will look down on demselves lah ehq) so i duno what to say. hehehe. but criuslie ah ehq. take note ahq minahs. dun make urself look or sound or be so cheap. later mat use euu all for rolling oniq... sad la siyarq.
for the benefit of non mats/minahs/etc tat i duno wat to say la ehq. frust tonggek is actuli a werd we use to describe the feeling of frust la siyarq. tonggek is like u noe tonggek. kimek. tonggek oso u duno? u bend down stick out ur butt tt one la siyak. tt one oso duno. lyk doggy style.. oh i like. gagaggaga. we noe la ehq its not related to frust but we used it cuz we tink its cool. oh maybe kiyut is the werd la siyarq. but la ehq. if i not very rong tat werd last time last last got redi la siyarq.
so this one actuli email la ehq. so we share wif all our loyal readers. funny or not. i dun care. not my problem la ehq. u not happi u blah. here goes..
What Mats Will Say When...
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Subject: Fwd: Wat mat will say...
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com
(ONE)
If a pretty minah is shy
Mats will say siyal ahq! Kiyut siyol
If a not so pretty minah is shy
Mats will say KIWAK! Kerex siyal!
(TWO)
If a pretty minah did a bad thing
Mats will say ala maybe she frust tonggek
If a not so pretty minah did a bad thing
Mats will say attitude lyk bitch siyol.
(THREE)
If a pretty minah helps a mat who needs help
Mats will say wow hawt or what siyarq
If a not so pretty minah helps a mat who needs help
Mats will say alah confirm can rolling.
(FOUR)
If a pretty minah gets a handsome mat
Mats will say wah like romeo & juliet
If a not so pretty minah gets a handsome mat
Mats will say confirm use sum kind of medium
(FIVE)
If a pretty minah keep calling this mat
Mats will say wah she is so swit
If a not so pretty minah keep calling this mat
Mats will say eh she loner or wat siyal
(SIX)
If a pretty minah miss call this mat
Mats will say wahh she miss me la siyarl
If a not so pretty minah miss call this mat
Mats will say kiwak nothing better to do siyol
(SEVEN)
If a pretty minah cooks
Mats will say so pretty know how to cook summore
If a not so pretty minah cooks
Mats will say buto ahq. Can eat or cannot siyak this one
(EIGHT)
If a pretty minah cries
Mats will say ala dun cry ah later not pretty
If a not so pretty minah cries
Mats will say ala lyk puki ahq crocodile tears
(NINE)
If a pretty minah breaks with her mat
Mats will say siyal ah. Stupid siyarq that mat
If a not so pretty minah breaks with her mat
Mats will say She deserve it la sei its about time.
(TEN)
If a pretty minah ask a mat for number
Mats will be so proud of it siyarq
If a not so pretty minah ask a mat for number
Mats will say, ehq cheap or what siyol
so thats all lah ehq. euu all read redi the ten diff types of situation that mats will say when it happens to a pretty minah.. or a not pretty minah. so minahs out there. if u not so pretty, (which i supposed no one will look down on demselves lah ehq) so i duno what to say. hehehe. but criuslie ah ehq. take note ahq minahs. dun make urself look or sound or be so cheap. later mat use euu all for rolling oniq... sad la siyarq.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
BUTO ahq. The Minah bubble siol.
WE ARE ONE MONTH OLD!
wah. mi blood go up siyal. the minah ahq, attitude lyk cb. puki ahq.
ystrd arh she tell me ahq she wanna meet me. she say she want go karaoke ahq. she call me lyk 4pm like tat
ask me mit her at 7 ahq. den i say okeh la bodo.
den ahq i get ready la sei. use my tapered jeans. mi feeling cool top and dun forget mi cap ahq. must wear cap. trademark bodo. my hair not nice. lyk cb. den if not later rain my hair wet. buto ar. the cap must put on oni. as long as on top of mi head ahq can go ready. no need wear properly. no good. the more higher the cap the better. cool ahq buto.
oh ya. . 6.45 she call me. lucky siyol i never go her void deck & wait. i always wait for her at her void deck ahq wen wan go out. she minah wat. kiwak romantic or wat siyal. puki ar romantic. she duno ah i lup her until lyk that. but den she attitude lyk cb. if i never bring bike she dun wan go out. i never fetch she dun go. attitude sial b! siyal ehq? but nvm ah ehq. sacrifice u noe.
we mat ahq. no matter how many minahs we get/use/make fun (etc) of, there will always be one dat we wil die die do anytg for her one la siyal.
anyway la ehq. i go out ready noe. take out mi cap put inside my box. use my arai helmet. she call. she cancel. eh buto ahq b! u all see ahq. i almost ride off sial. dun b lyk sundal can or not!
aiyo. kena bubble la siyal. binget bodo. now gua tido pun cantik ah ehq.
for the benefit of non mats/minahs. bubble is not reli the ting dat u blow out when u chew gum or play with soap. but bubble is actually paitao ah ehq. alamak. den sum ppl duno wats paitao so i have to explain in normal english.
bubble or paitao means you break a promise to meet someone at the very last minute. so thats bubble for u all! u all dun bubble me la siyal! buto arhq.
wah. mi blood go up siyal. the minah ahq, attitude lyk cb. puki ahq.
ystrd arh she tell me ahq she wanna meet me. she say she want go karaoke ahq. she call me lyk 4pm like tat
ask me mit her at 7 ahq. den i say okeh la bodo.
den ahq i get ready la sei. use my tapered jeans. mi feeling cool top and dun forget mi cap ahq. must wear cap. trademark bodo. my hair not nice. lyk cb. den if not later rain my hair wet. buto ar. the cap must put on oni. as long as on top of mi head ahq can go ready. no need wear properly. no good. the more higher the cap the better. cool ahq buto.
oh ya. . 6.45 she call me. lucky siyol i never go her void deck & wait. i always wait for her at her void deck ahq wen wan go out. she minah wat. kiwak romantic or wat siyal. puki ar romantic. she duno ah i lup her until lyk that. but den she attitude lyk cb. if i never bring bike she dun wan go out. i never fetch she dun go. attitude sial b! siyal ehq? but nvm ah ehq. sacrifice u noe.
we mat ahq. no matter how many minahs we get/use/make fun (etc) of, there will always be one dat we wil die die do anytg for her one la siyal.
anyway la ehq. i go out ready noe. take out mi cap put inside my box. use my arai helmet. she call. she cancel. eh buto ahq b! u all see ahq. i almost ride off sial. dun b lyk sundal can or not!
aiyo. kena bubble la siyal. binget bodo. now gua tido pun cantik ah ehq.
for the benefit of non mats/minahs. bubble is not reli the ting dat u blow out when u chew gum or play with soap. but bubble is actually paitao ah ehq. alamak. den sum ppl duno wats paitao so i have to explain in normal english.
bubble or paitao means you break a promise to meet someone at the very last minute. so thats bubble for u all! u all dun bubble me la siyal! buto arhq.
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