The minah is officially sick. fever. flu. cough. sorethroat. upcoming sore eyes. not that euu all want to know. but my blog ward. my pasal urhhh. ehq?
okeyh lahq. this one i wann to share with u all. no proof to show that it is real lahq karns but den again, for your own safety lahq seyyy. buahdadada.
CLEVER TRICK. BY GETTING YOU TO SHUT DOWN YOUR MOBILE, YOUR WORRIED FAMILY MEMBERS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CONTACT YOU TO VERIFY YOUR SAFETY!
Just be careful. Its all started when I received a call from someone claiming that he was from M1 or Singtel or Starhub and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2
hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting, I did not question him and shutdown my cell phone.
After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and I received several calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier - 9***4380.
I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I was safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My parent was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I was safe and asked them to lodge a police report.
Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They kept calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money.
Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!! Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls.If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND!
Your family or friends might receive the same call.
Be Safe and Stay Alert!
This message is broadcasted via themat-theminah.blogspot.com
Monday, May 31, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
American Idol
yeahhhqqq!!! IN YO FACE MAN!
i told euu all redyq karns. i say Lee can win. you all dun believe. actualy its 70 percent obvious lahq siyarls that his gonna win. so as i was watching A.I with my group of minah frenz lahq ehq and doing our nails while watching all we had a 50-50 split. alahq. normal lahq some want Crystal some want Lee and all. And i kept bugging the mat who is obviously ignorant about it that Lee is gonna win.. "huh, who the fark is lee siyarl bie?" bodoh i know.
ok lahq. thats all for it. so fucktastic that Lee wins. Not that it affect me or eu in any ways lahq seii. Dun mind ahq ehq. Typical Minah always feeling2 oniq. Like me and eu like that lahq.
On a second note. Just would like to shoot at some pathetic cibais out dere lahq. scolding/using vulgarities in another language to someone whom euu tinq is too dumb to understand eu? Tinq again.. I may be a minah, i may be blur but i am not as dumb as eu expect me to be.
Goodnairte.
Love,
The Minah
i told euu all redyq karns. i say Lee can win. you all dun believe. actualy its 70 percent obvious lahq siyarls that his gonna win. so as i was watching A.I with my group of minah frenz lahq ehq and doing our nails while watching all we had a 50-50 split. alahq. normal lahq some want Crystal some want Lee and all. And i kept bugging the mat who is obviously ignorant about it that Lee is gonna win.. "huh, who the fark is lee siyarl bie?" bodoh i know.
ok lahq. thats all for it. so fucktastic that Lee wins. Not that it affect me or eu in any ways lahq seii. Dun mind ahq ehq. Typical Minah always feeling2 oniq. Like me and eu like that lahq.
On a second note. Just would like to shoot at some pathetic cibais out dere lahq. scolding/using vulgarities in another language to someone whom euu tinq is too dumb to understand eu? Tinq again.. I may be a minah, i may be blur but i am not as dumb as eu expect me to be.
Goodnairte.
Love,
The Minah
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Bon Apetit.
I know lahq this one is gonna be a teeny weeny beety kinda lame lahq ehq. but then i am trying to put pichaz in the blog cos i realised karns that my blog very the werdy lahq sey. just bear with me okeyh!
LEMON CHICKEN BREAST
I saw this recipe for a lemon chicken breast that looked really good.
I thought I would share it with others who are
forced into the kitchen a few times a week.
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken
1 large lemon, cut into halves
Spring of rosemary
Salt and pepper to taste
Butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely
coated
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the
juice from the lemon will coat the breast.
Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary
into the chicken.
Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every
15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look
like the one in the picture.
YAHQ OKEYH OKEYH LAHQ. I KNOW I AM LAME, EUU DUN HAVE TO SAY ME UNTIL LIKE THAT LAHQ SEII!1 I OSO GOT FEELINGS SIARQQQ!
LEMON CHICKEN BREAST
I saw this recipe for a lemon chicken breast that looked really good.
I thought I would share it with others who are
forced into the kitchen a few times a week.
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken
1 large lemon, cut into halves
Spring of rosemary
Salt and pepper to taste
Butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely
coated
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the
juice from the lemon will coat the breast.
Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary
into the chicken.
Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every
15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look
like the one in the picture.
YAHQ OKEYH OKEYH LAHQ. I KNOW I AM LAME, EUU DUN HAVE TO SAY ME UNTIL LIKE THAT LAHQ SEII!1 I OSO GOT FEELINGS SIARQQQ!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Untitled
This one goes out to all the wannabes out there, including me & euu lahq ehq. stop denying it euu cb.
Nothing in the cyber world is real. nth is original, so stop claiming ownership lahq siyarls. please lahq karns. get this in your head not arses. to be polite, always quote the source eventho the source mite not be original at least euu dun follow the wrong tinq.
CYBER VS REALITY. they just don't mix. and get out of the cyber world if euu are blinded too much by it. its now or never! so for all that is trying so hard to be a waddafark(keyboard warriors they call it) in the cyber world, the ones who loved to awu awu(this is the sound of the dog/wolf okeyh) in this world, don't over do it. like me like that okeyh lahq. saaarrrrp! cyber world is cyber world. this is whard it is. this is whard it shall be. this is whard it will always be. stop being a wannabe cb & get on my nerves cause u really looked & sounded pathetic. geese.
on a second note. we, the admins of themat-theminah.blogspot.com (cheii like taking pledge ehq?) have decided to leave the blog as it is. after days and nights of tinking and not bathing and not eating and not sleeping and not going out and not xvausasjdnbDHioudLK this part we x-xeh-jer-red-ting oniq (or however u spell it lahq i dun noh.)this is bcos after goint through rounds of interview with themat-theminah.blogspot.com we could not get any suitable candidates. and we are too tired to prolong it cos we osoq neberr get mani. cheii. toopid uhqq. so we canserl. and should there be anybody interested the applications are still open. till further notice.
and for all euu dickheads outdere that claimed this blog is confusing or whard, euu can alwaes ask euu know? stop being a fool. awu awu! we are like durians. hard on the outside soft on d inside. feeweeeeddd!!! seaweed? yahq. can.
Nothing in the cyber world is real. nth is original, so stop claiming ownership lahq siyarls. please lahq karns. get this in your head not arses. to be polite, always quote the source eventho the source mite not be original at least euu dun follow the wrong tinq.
CYBER VS REALITY. they just don't mix. and get out of the cyber world if euu are blinded too much by it. its now or never! so for all that is trying so hard to be a waddafark(keyboard warriors they call it) in the cyber world, the ones who loved to awu awu(this is the sound of the dog/wolf okeyh) in this world, don't over do it. like me like that okeyh lahq. saaarrrrp! cyber world is cyber world. this is whard it is. this is whard it shall be. this is whard it will always be. stop being a wannabe cb & get on my nerves cause u really looked & sounded pathetic. geese.
on a second note. we, the admins of themat-theminah.blogspot.com (cheii like taking pledge ehq?) have decided to leave the blog as it is. after days and nights of tinking and not bathing and not eating and not sleeping and not going out and not xvausasjdnbDHioudLK this part we x-xeh-jer-red-ting oniq (or however u spell it lahq i dun noh.)this is bcos after goint through rounds of interview with themat-theminah.blogspot.com we could not get any suitable candidates. and we are too tired to prolong it cos we osoq neberr get mani. cheii. toopid uhqq. so we canserl. and should there be anybody interested the applications are still open. till further notice.
and for all euu dickheads outdere that claimed this blog is confusing or whard, euu can alwaes ask euu know? stop being a fool. awu awu! we are like durians. hard on the outside soft on d inside. feeweeeeddd!!! seaweed? yahq. can.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Jokes for today
(One)
One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A mat and his minah went
to bed and the mat was getting kinda horny lahq karns.. So mat asked his minah if she was in the mood & could entertain him. His minah as per usual answered, "Not tonight ahq bie, I have a headache." The mat replied, "Is that your final answer?" Minah said "Yes." And so the mat said "OK, then I'd like to call a friend." he replied.
(Two)
Mat & Minah, went to the doctors. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The mat said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $30. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems & pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor gets frustrated and asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out by doing it infront of me?" The mat said, "We're not trying to find out anything ahq doc. We can't go to her house because her mom will scream & we can't go to mine cos i dun have any. The budget hotels charges $50. The regular hotels charges more than $200. We decided to do it here for $30, which eventually will be taken off from our medisave, so its FREE!!!"
The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? And themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!
One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A mat and his minah went
to bed and the mat was getting kinda horny lahq karns.. So mat asked his minah if she was in the mood & could entertain him. His minah as per usual answered, "Not tonight ahq bie, I have a headache." The mat replied, "Is that your final answer?" Minah said "Yes." And so the mat said "OK, then I'd like to call a friend." he replied.
(Two)
Mat & Minah, went to the doctors. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The mat said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $30. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems & pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor gets frustrated and asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out by doing it infront of me?" The mat said, "We're not trying to find out anything ahq doc. We can't go to her house because her mom will scream & we can't go to mine cos i dun have any. The budget hotels charges $50. The regular hotels charges more than $200. We decided to do it here for $30, which eventually will be taken off from our medisave, so its FREE!!!"
The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? And themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Rain Rain Go Away... No rain. Don't go...
Kimek. Raining lahq siyarls! Im so the pissed okeyh. Ala okeyh lahq not really so pissed coz raining good oso lahq karns. Since the pass few days is so damn hot like mad. Hot like me ehq? kakakakah. Shuddup lahq eu. Dun nid to jealous of me okeyh.
Anyways the bad part when it rains is that i cannot go out eu knoe! No lahq not cannot but I don feel like it cos later I wet. I mean literally. Please. No sidetracking ehq euu all. Got underage people here euu noe. And den later my shoe wet. Mi hair wet. Den my face all wet not hot lahq siyarq. Mi mat oso dun wan look at me no more. Den ahq. If rain later i scared wanna follow the mat take bike. Slippery. The mat dun care one. Ride so fast and all. Raining oso all he bypass. But i cannot ahq. I still love myself too much. So i will create every possible reason to tell him that i can't follow lahq. Not because I ward. Becos i scared. Dun tell people okeyh?
Actually lahq ehq this entry i write is not becos of rain lahq. wdf siyarq topic about rain. Cheii. Okeyh lahq. Maybe it is lahq siyarq. i cant tink of anything else to type. kakakkaah. next time oniq lahq ehq?
Oh btw. the previous entry still in consideration lahq say. We might just have to close down this blog. :(
Love,
The Minah
Anyways the bad part when it rains is that i cannot go out eu knoe! No lahq not cannot but I don feel like it cos later I wet. I mean literally. Please. No sidetracking ehq euu all. Got underage people here euu noe. And den later my shoe wet. Mi hair wet. Den my face all wet not hot lahq siyarq. Mi mat oso dun wan look at me no more. Den ahq. If rain later i scared wanna follow the mat take bike. Slippery. The mat dun care one. Ride so fast and all. Raining oso all he bypass. But i cannot ahq. I still love myself too much. So i will create every possible reason to tell him that i can't follow lahq. Not because I ward. Becos i scared. Dun tell people okeyh?
Actually lahq ehq this entry i write is not becos of rain lahq. wdf siyarq topic about rain. Cheii. Okeyh lahq. Maybe it is lahq siyarq. i cant tink of anything else to type. kakakkaah. next time oniq lahq ehq?
Oh btw. the previous entry still in consideration lahq say. We might just have to close down this blog. :(
Love,
The Minah
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