More on mats jokes

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Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 3:41 PM
Subject: Mats Jokes
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com


Are eu guys readiqqq to read the post????!!!


Okeyhhh. Lets begin.


Q) Two mats jump off a cliff, who wins?
A) Society.

Q) Two mats in a car, who's driving?
A) The policeman.

Q) What do you call a mat/minah who has a Diploma?
A) A liar.

Q) What do you say to a mat with a job?
A) "Burger special one. Kropok lekor 2 dollars"

Q) What do you say to a mat with a fancy job?
A) "Quarter pounder meal. Upsize. Take away"

Q) What's the difference between a mat and a minah ?
A) A minah has a higher sperm count.

Q) What do you call a Mat/Minah with half a brain?
A) Gifted.

Q) What do you call a Mat in college?
A) The janitor.

Q) What do you do if you run over a Mat?
A) Reverse, just to make sure the bastard's dead.

Q) Why is a mat not like a park bench?
A) A park bench can support a family.

The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? Den u add some salt & pepper or sugar & spice oso lahq ehq. However, themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours (we do add and minus certain parts lahq seii) but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!

If eu just excuse me cause i got to touch up my make up lahq. must make my face ten times whiter den mi neck and body. so my make up visible like chinese opera like that lahq seii. okeyh okeyhhh. late readiiq. the mat cyg waiting for me oredyq. he say i very slow. babi.

Love,
The Minah