Monday, June 20, 2011

Joke of the day

Scenario : Mat & Minah are trying to improve on their oh-so-irrits English language.

Teacher : Minah, make a sentence with the word monkey.

Minah : Mat face looks like a monkey.

Teacher : Well that's right, but its not nice...

Teacher : Mat how about a sentence with the word dictate in it?

Mat : Hey Minah, go home and ask your mother how my dictate last night.

Teacher, Mat & Minah : -Awkward Silence-

No comments:

Post a Comment