What mats will say when...

helo la ehq. this one actuli i get inside mi email that one long long time ago la ehq. earlie feb la i tink. but den no time to update la ehq bcoz the mat dun wan to let me update siyaq. wa lao. frust tonggek la ehq. summore all the emails we get must undergo screening ferst la seii. so to the one who contibute the email thanx la ehq.. sorrie dorrie strawberrie for the hold up.

for the benefit of non mats/minahs/etc tat i duno wat to say la ehq. frust tonggek is actuli a werd we use to describe the feeling of frust la siyarq. tonggek is like u noe tonggek. kimek. tonggek oso u duno? u bend down stick out ur butt tt one la siyak. tt one oso duno. lyk doggy style.. oh i like. gagaggaga. we noe la ehq its not related to frust but we used it cuz we tink its cool. oh maybe kiyut is the werd la siyarq. but la ehq. if i not very rong tat werd last time last last got redi la siyarq.

so this one actuli email la ehq. so we share wif all our loyal readers. funny or not. i dun care. not my problem la ehq. u not happi u blah. here goes..

What Mats Will Say When...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Mat The Minah
Date: Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Subject: Fwd: Wat mat will say...
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com


(ONE)
If a pretty minah is shy

Mats will say siyal ahq! Kiyut siyol

If a not so pretty minah is shy

Mats will say KIWAK! Kerex siyal!


(TWO)
If a pretty minah did a bad thing

Mats will say ala maybe she frust tonggek

If a not so pretty minah did a bad thing

Mats will say attitude lyk bitch siyol.


(THREE)
If a pretty minah helps a mat who needs help

Mats will say wow hawt or what siyarq

If a not so pretty minah helps a mat who needs help

Mats will say alah confirm can rolling.


(FOUR)
If a pretty minah gets a handsome mat

Mats will say wah like romeo & juliet

If a not so pretty minah gets a handsome mat

Mats will say confirm use sum kind of medium


(FIVE)
If a pretty minah keep calling this mat

Mats will say wah she is so swit

If a not so pretty minah keep calling this mat

Mats will say eh she loner or wat siyal


(SIX)
If a pretty minah miss call this mat

Mats will say wahh she miss me la siyarl

If a not so pretty minah miss call this mat

Mats will say kiwak nothing better to do siyol


(SEVEN)
If a pretty minah cooks

Mats will say so pretty know how to cook summore

If a not so pretty minah cooks

Mats will say buto ahq. Can eat or cannot siyak this one


(EIGHT)
If a pretty minah cries

Mats will say ala dun cry ah later not pretty

If a not so pretty minah cries

Mats will say ala lyk puki ahq crocodile tears


(NINE)
If a pretty minah breaks with her mat

Mats will say siyal ah. Stupid siyarq that mat

If a not so pretty minah breaks with her mat

Mats will say She deserve it la sei its about time.


(TEN)

If a pretty minah ask a mat for number

Mats will be so proud of it siyarq

If a not so pretty minah ask a mat for number

Mats will say, ehq cheap or what siyol



so thats all lah ehq. euu all read redi the ten diff types of situation that mats will say when it happens to a pretty minah.. or a not pretty minah. so minahs out there. if u not so pretty, (which i supposed no one will look down on demselves lah ehq) so i duno what to say. hehehe. but criuslie ah ehq. take note ahq minahs. dun make urself look or sound or be so cheap. later mat use euu all for rolling oniq... sad la siyarq.