Joke for today

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(1)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane.

Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty".

Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down and killed my new puppy."

Then they passed a minah sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the minah said, "I duno lahq seii. I faterd and the building behind me blew up siyarqq!!"

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(2)

A mat gets home early from work okeyh lahq maybe not work but his usual lepak routine under the void deck and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes to the room to find his minah naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's wrong?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the minah.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Papa! Papa! Uncle Jo's in your closet and he's nakeyy!"

The mat slams the phone down and storms into the bedroom, past his screaming minah, and rips open the closet door.

Sure enough, inside, there was his member,Jo, totally naked, sitting quietly in te closet. (But soon i think the closet break lahq karns.)

You rotten bastard, "says the mat,"my minah''s having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring my son!!!

Duh. Bodo or whard siyarl??!!! Like eu like that ehq? buahdadadadada.