Sunday, April 11, 2010

Joke for today. (Received Via Email & Edited)

Before I start this entry ahq, I want to apologize for the previous entries. Which some of you claimed it to be contradicting or racist whatever lahq ehq. It was not on purpose. As euu knw, when people take emotions control over their mind and body, things would become worse. And den evryting go wrong lahq seii!!! & don't eu ever criticise/blame the minah ehq. ONLY I CAN DO THAT! undastand or not? buto ahq. We are not as stupid as you tinq we are okeyh?

Putting dat aside lahq karn, I am still quite surprised though. Many(kimerks kentalanrs) claimed that they hated this blog. Okeyhh lahq. Not so many. I knw oni a few. (which i won't reveal it here cos i do not wish to pomode dem lahq. waste space oni lahq kiwarq.) And den they post post like another place like they tinq i dumb dumb like dem and tinq that i duno lahq seii! buahahhdadada. den they ask their fellow dumbarses who they say jump they will jump and they say eat my shit they will eat their shit to agree with dem and to read the blog. kimarq. bodo pe siyarl!!?? I like!

okeyh lahq. lets just put it aside. Relii. As said. Hatred/Jealousy = Envy. Yeah yeah yahdah yahdah. What the fark am i toking about riite? cheyyy. Face it. A robber will never admits that he is one. buadahdahahda. But action speaks louder den words. euuu dun nid to say "ehq! I the robber lahq!!!" stupid riite? I know. but when ur caught red handed. you're caught. Facts are facts fellow readers. No im not shooting euu. Just some typicals whom yeah.. apparently is reading this blog. (So if ur one of dem. please lahq ehq. dun try to act cool lahq seii. kimarq.) ON A REGULAR BASIS SOMMEMORE! dah lahq.. if euu like my blog don't make it so obvoius lah karns... help me pomode all. thanx lahq ehq. im so the touched. enurf said.

okeyh lahq. this is a joke form one of euu readers out there. Contents were edited.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From:
Date: Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Subject: Woman thinks they are so smart
To: themat.theminah@gmail.com

(before i start lahq ehq. lets put it this way, so the minah won't be mad at me. 'Minah' in the story below are the ones who try to show much of their hatred to the blog. . . The gender doesn't matter. Id just refer them kimerks as 'Minah'. Do not use ur arse & tinq lahq. Dats the why euu always complain very the confused. Bodo? Yeah i noe.

(Begins.)

A minah was out shopping one day when she fell down due to her heels being too high. Cannot balance ahq. (Dis part euu all laugh a bit lahq ahq.. A bit oni)

When she got up, she saw this really old man who helped her up. "I have no money to eat. If you spare me a few dollars, I'd grant you any three wishes that you want."

The minah gave the old man ten dollars. The old man then said "but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your mat will get ten times more!" (If you are the mat don be too eggcited lahq siarq. The mat doesnt need to be a guy. As said. The minah in the story are those typicarlz haterz who are still living in denial. You say Pathetic? Tell me bout it...)

The minah said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful minah in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your mat the most handsome man in the world?"

The minah replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful minah and he will have eyes only for me."

So, BOOMM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! (like my minah.)

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest minah in the world. The frog said, "That will make your mat the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The minah said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, BOOMM- she's the richest minah in the world!! (Im the richest mat lahq seii!)


The frog then asked for her third & final wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."


So definitely as you read the post you would think that the minah is so clever riite? Like my minah..

Buahahahah. And that the mat will have a heart attack that is 10 times milder than the minah's heart attack???

Moral of the story: Minah are clever. Don't mess with them.




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that's where you are WRONG!!!!

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his minah. So you should know what mild means rite? Aiyoh. Bodo or what siarqqq! Mild also eu dono. Dah dono, don wanna admit sommeore. The mirror break also euu duno seii! nvm. I very the nice. Not like SOME people lahq ehq...

Mild is light very little bit oni ahq. Not very bad. Like that. You noe???!


Moral of the story: Minah think they're so smart. (Or shoud i say the haters?) Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: To the haters reading this, it only goes to show that they think that they are so smart. Not realising what they do, doesnt necessarily end up the way they want it to be. Or they think it should be. Just let them be. Chill it guys. (This is going out to the REAL fans who admits that they liked us. And not try to criticize us & claim that we are xwhgiehqqhdqdhdkjdq. )

To you. Yeah euu. Euu should know that Im referring to euu riite now. You have your way. We have ours. (Ehq alermarqs. I forgot ahq. They dono how to use mirror. So they probably still don't get till now. Too dumb lahq seii! Aiyo. Waste my time oniq. Now why did I bother? I should't have...)

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