Jokes for today

(One)
One Night After Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... A mat and his minah went
to bed and the mat was getting kinda horny lahq karns.. So mat asked his minah if she was in the mood & could entertain him. His minah as per usual answered, "Not tonight ahq bie, I have a headache." The mat replied, "Is that your final answer?" Minah said "Yes." And so the mat said "OK, then I'd like to call a friend." he replied.


(Two)
Mat & Minah, went to the doctors. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The mat said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $30. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems & pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor gets frustrated and asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out by doing it infront of me?" The mat said, "We're not trying to find out anything ahq doc. We can't go to her house because her mom will scream & we can't go to mine cos i dun have any. The budget hotels charges $50. The regular hotels charges more than $200. We decided to do it here for $30, which eventually will be taken off from our medisave, so its FREE!!!"



The jokes actually very old ready lahq. But sometimes we need to re-use things to give it a better blow okeyh? And themat-theminah.blogspot.com is not claiming any copyrights from the jokes as its not originally ours but we just decided to share it wif euu guys lahq siyarq. see. so kind also duno how to say thankiyu. kiwarq!